Disclaimer: See Ch. 1

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The eating room of Ted's Italian Food

The people gathered around Garfield muttered and wondered about the strange fat cat that just ran into the restaurant.

"Ohmygod! Look at that bump! Poor thing."

"He doesn't have a collar, so he's probably a stray. But…"

"I wonner whah that stray cat is fat, ya know?"

Suddenly, a fat Italian man with "TED" on his shirt came rushing in, saying in a thick accent, "Hey, what's this about a dead cat stealing a slice of pizza and getting hit by a counter?" (I didn't put what he actually said in his accent; it would be too hard to understand.)

A woman stepped forward and said, "No, no, you've got it all wrong. This cat rushed into the restaurant, crashed into a counter, and got merely knocked out. ….Look, he's waking up now."

Garfield, still dazed, looked up and the first thing he saw was a man munching on a mini-pizza. Food! He leaped through the crowd, landed on a table, and started stuffing himself with some unlucky customer's food.

"Hey! My spaghetti!" someone yelled.

Garfield ignored him and continued to eat. When he was done, Garfield moved on to the next table. He had cleared five tables in 30 seconds flat. Ted, thinking my customers will be angry, ran over to Garfield, picked him up, and took him inside. My organization will be happy to have ransom for this cat, he thought. Stray cats can't be this fat.

Ted walked outside and dumped Garfield, who was smacking his lips, into the back of a truck parked outside, and drove away to his organization's new headquarters, the Underground.

Garfield, finishing every last crumb, finally realized that he had been kidnapped. Suddenly, he heard a familiar "Bark yip!" from on the truck. Good old Odie, Garfield thought. Odie started biting the trunk noisily. No Odie, stop! Ted noticed the dog on the truck trying to liberate the cat inside.

a minute later

Oh well Odie, you tried your best, thought Garfield glumly. They were both trapped. He was never going to get free now. To pass the time, the two pets explored the inside. Upon seeing a corner, Garfield gasped. C4s! Ted was a criminal!

Garfield had a plan. He and Odie would stay in one corner while a C4 was thrown at the opposite corner. Kaboom! The side would explode, and they would be free.

After thinking of this, Garfield took a bomb, and threw it at the wall. Nothing happened. He realized that he didn't know how a bomb worked, and slapped himself on the forehead. Odie tried to comfort Garfield, but Garfield got even more depressed. Noo…what do we do, what do we do?

minutes later

Garfield felt the truck going downwards. Just as he thought he would die of boredom, Garfield had another idea: sleep the time away! He immediately fell asleep.

who knows when

Garfield was woken up by Odie whimpering. The driver was shouting "#$%$ Underground traffic!"

This guy sure is nasty, thought Garfield. We must be very near his organization's headquart-SCREECH! BOOM! The car suddenly crashed, and the C4s exploded.

How do ya like it? Okay, what do you think Ted's organization is? Three guesses and the first two don't count!