Disclaimer: I don't own zip. Just the fic. Please don't sue me, I'm just a teenager, and the only thing I could pay you with is crazy hair colour dyes. Unless you really want blue hair…

A/N: I think this is gonna be a slash fic, lol. coughs HINT coughs HINT. WARNING: Homosexual sex in this chappie. Flee through the exit door at your right or buckle your seat belts, because you're in a for a ride! ;p Seriously though! Brutal Gay sex in this chap. Turn back now or there is the chance you will scream from reading this chap.

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Toward Dawn

Chapter Five - Homosexual Hormones Unleashed

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It was in Florence when Gabriel stopped the group and decided to stay the night to rest. Pulling his wide brim black hat down to cover his eyes, he grabbed his few bags and went into a rundown old hotel with suspicious looking people that didn't care who he was to pay for a room for himself. Seeing prostitutes with rough men making their way down and up the stairs, didn't give a second glance at him, and even more prostitutes were leaning against the rail on a landing or in a corner were looking for customers or were all ready half through their act and had their legs wrapped around the man's waist. The hotel reeked of liquor and sex. Some of the women leered at him and offered their goods to him for a small payment as he made his way up the staircase.

[What are you doing?! There are women everywhere for your pleasure and you don't even want one. You are gay, as I said before.]

I'm straight, thanks, Gabriel retorted and unlocked his room, while ignoring the women who were gathering by him and offering to warm his bed with him, and slammed the door behind him causing angry swearing and yelling.

[Then why aren't you with a "lady" for your bed?]

Because they're disease ridden, Gabriel thought, scowling at the thought of getting infected with some disease or getting some kind of lice from them, and looked around his room.

[You don't need to show me those pictures of you naked to blind me. This room does it all by it self.]

Gabriel shrugged, not caring that the room was shabby and dirty. As long as there was a bed everything was good. Which there was.

Dracula snorted. [What's the point? You're not going to put it to good use. What do you need it for? Sleep? You can fall asleep at a desk or at a table with a chair.]

Yes, for sleep, Gabriel thought crankily, feeling depressed. Ever Since his terrible discovery of Dracula living inside his mind he had been more painfully aware of the loneliness he felt emotionally and physically. Dracula had made him ten times more aware of his faults and his love life. Being alone had never bothered him before. But after Anna's death and sharing his head with Dracula, he was feeling ready to leave his bachelor days behind him. He was at least ready to have sex with a guy or woman, even if it was just one night. Somehow, having Dracula see him naked and having sex didn't seem as bad as having him see him be alone. Getting on top of his bed, nothing else, hethought, he roughly pulled off his black boots and black clothes. All that was left was his black boxers on his tanned muscled and toned agile body.

[Not even masturbation? You'd think it would be the opposite with the type of body you have.]

What? You just complimented me?

[Don't talk of it. I was merely saying it. I was pondering.]

Oh who has the obsession with who? Dracoo?

[SHUT UP! At least I'm NOT gay such as you! And at least I've had sex many times unlike you. You're living a miserable life with no sex, women, or anything except death. Even in life and death I lived it instinctively and adventurously. However, you are the Church's killing machine and have no life.]

Gabriel was gaping and silent and Dracula continued.

[Why even that ridiculous looking dim witted idiot, Carl, does bar maids and he's a friar!]

Gabriel was about to interject something to defend himself but the vampire continued despite Gabriel's strong feelings.

[And Carl is no doubt bedding Michael and having a sexual relationship with him at this moment!]

WHAT? 'Course he's not! He'd never -

[He IS gay, no?]

Yes but -

[He IS gay.]

But Michael -

[Do you EVEN know Michael? Do you know if he's gay or not? People love flattery and sex IS sex. And for two lonely friars with sexual frustrations in a private room with one being gay, what do you believe are the chances of the unmentionable and forbidden of happening? Go and check if you don't believe me.]

I AM!

[Good. Just remember to put something on before you leave to not attract attention to yourself.]

Gabriel was about to leave the room when he saw what he was in. Feeling embarrassed and angry at his stupidity, he pulled on his clothes and boots, and left to find Carl and Michael. After spending a lengthy time searching the room the two friars were in, he gave up, and asked Dracula for directions, however disturbing it may have been.

[The room on the right of yours. They will have come in right after you and they should have the room that's next to you if my calculations are correct. Caution though, Gabriel, what you'll find might shock you.]

Right, Gabriel thought sarcastically, rolling his eyes at the thought of Carl bedding another friar. Like a person opening a wrapped up present, he didn't know what he would find inside, and whether it would be good or bad, or if it was what he thought. Opening the door, his eyes met the surprise of seeing Carl and Michael ferociously having sex in bed, not even having undone the covers. Looking around the room he noticed that their clothes had been shed on the floor in a messy pile leading to the bed and their bags had been dropped off by the door. On the bed, a naked Carl lied on it on his stomach with his arms stretched out with his hands gripping both sides of the bed, and his legs opened to give Michael better access while he had his eyes shut moaning things that made Gabriel blush. Michael was on top shoving and thrusting his member inside Carl, and saying things in Carl's ears. Both seemed oblivious to the racket they were making.

Well, I certainly, Gabriel winced suddenly at the sight of seeing Michael slap and pinch Carl's arse, and Carl's increasing moans, both the frequency and pitch, never saw this coming.

[No, you only saw Carl coming inside YOU not Michael.]

No I'm not gay. But if I was, I'd have the dominant position.

[Maybe if it was Carl but if it was me, I'm still not gay, it wouldn't be like that.]

Well, I'd never have sex with you, I'm not gay, and I hate you, but if I was gay and I HAD to have sex with you I would have the dominant position.

[No you wouldn't.]

'Course I would. Who do you think is stronger and better and would be able to bring it faster and harder? Me or you?

[Do you really want me to answer that?]

Yes, but of course it would be me.

[No it wouldn't. You're a virgin. You've never fucked anything or anyone! I've had sex a countless number of timesand I've always had the dominant position.]

But they were all women.

[Still. I've had more sex than you and you've never had sex.]

But I'm more wild and impulsive and sexier than you! You're just an old rotten big bat that has sex with psycho bitches!

[But the fact remains. I've had sex before. You haven't.]

Anyone can have sex and still be bad in bed.

[I've had more than oh you're going to make me count how many women I've had sex with…damn it, this will take a bit of time. One moment.]

Right. I just put you on hold for a few seconds.

[More like hours but no worries, I have an extraordinary mind and memory.]

Gabriel rolled his eyes and brought his attention back to Carl and Michael. Gabriel was sniggering at the sight of Michael biting and clawing at Carl while violently thrusting into him at the same times and growling things at him.

Yeah, Carl was always a bit too feminine.

[1,999.]

Gabriel nearly choked from shock. That's - that's not true. I'm not an idiot.

[I have all of eternity. What do you think I've been doing in most of it so far and in my life? Masturbating, which you don't even do? No I'm not pathetic like you.]

I always knew that vampires were too horny.

[I never knew how boring and plain you were before. I guess everyone - ]

You really want to know the truth?

[Yes.]

Because the one person I was ready to share my life with I killed. I thought she was perfect for me and I killed her in the end. I blew my chance. And I never wanted to lose my virginity to some filthy whore in a street corner. I wasn't that desperate until YOU came along and got inside my head. Now all I think about is getting laid because you've made me aware of how lonely and pathetic I am at least ten times more than I thought. It's interfering with my job and orders and last time my love life got involved with the job things got ugly. This is driving me up the walls and I'm going to go mad because of you! I don't want to keep imagining sex with my dead love and I don't want to have sex with some prostitute that's infect with a countless number of diseases. So you tell me what the hell I should do!

[Hmmm…why not fuck a vampire?]

Gabriel shook his head, not believing how stupid Dracula was being. Are you kidding?

[Why not?]

I KILL VAMPIRES AND EVIL THINGS! DO YOU REALLY THINK I'm GOING TO SHAG THEM BEFORE I KILL THEM?

[Why not? I don't see what the problem is! As long as the job gets done why can't you have fun with your victims? It's called seduction and vampires use it all the time. In fact, a popular method IS to seduce your prey and then feed on them and kill them. You can do it. I can give you seduction 101 tips and classes. We can go out in dark alleyways and work on you seducing a vampire. We'll just have to figure out a way to make you look dead and ugh! Your heartbeat is really loud. We'll have to do something about it - ]

You could kill me.

[Wait? Are you asking me to kill you?]

No, I'm saying that you could kill me by trying to do something to my heart.

[Oh shame. I was kind of looking forward to having a kinky male vampire sex pet or sex toy.]

I thought you weren't gay.

[Yeah but the rules kind of bend if it's you.]

Are you hitting on me?

[What's hitting on mean?]

Are you trying to seduce me?

[No I don't think so. Why are you feeling aroused somehow by that? If so I think I should remember that trick.]

No, I'm not turned on by that! I'm just trying to find out if you're trying to get into my trousers - though how you plan on doing that is besides me since you don't even have your own body.

[Damn.]

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TBC

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