Vash seems a bit out of character in this chapter due to me making him a woman and all. I really don't how he would act as woman but hey I tried my best at guessing nor do I know what he would call himself if he was a woman….and this chapter is short just like all the others….Sorry!
Chapter six: Trip to Light Fantastic (Part Two)
Vash wiped the sweat from his face "How can these men think I'm a woman, I don't even look like a girl." The man walked vigorously towards Vash. Eyeing him up and down, Vash figured he was about 167 cm tall and probably weighed around 150 pounds. He bowed, gracefully like a swan as he stood in Vash's presence. The comments seemed to stop, disappear into thin air, as the stranger rolled his spine back up and kindly asked Vash's name. More sweat ran down his face, it poured from his pits and stained the dress. Without even thinking Vash spoke the first feminine name he could think of. "Umm…it's Juniper."
He took hold of Vash's right hand and laid a gentle kiss. He looked pretty descent compared to the other guys in the bar. Dress in black trench coat the top three buttons were undone, showing off his muscles and hairless chest. He wore a pair of tight leather mauve colored pants. "Only seen in the light of a shining star, that's what your name means. But you already knew that." Vash nodded as he kindly asked the man's name. "Orion." Was his response. "Well Mister Orion." Vash said in a high pitched voice, his voice sounded like a dying seagull. "Can you help me fill the tank in my ship? I just bought it today and oh silly me I can't find it." He laughed a little as he tried to ease his nerves.
"Ah, well I'll help you with that in a bit. Please come, and join my companions and I." He guided Vash over towards the table; he's hand caressing the small of his back. Vash bit his tongue to keep himself from screaming. He slides into the booth, sitting next to another man and Orion. There were three men at the table, counting Vash makes four and Orion makes five. All of them were glaring at him, judging him. Luckily for Vash their eyes finally rested on his 'bust' and they didn't notice his Adam's apple. All of them looked the same, dressed the same, they even spoke alike.
"Orion, who this pretty little number?" the man next to Vash asked. "Her name is Juniper." Orion spoke in a loving voice. "Juniper, this Maestro, Moor and Skylark."
Maestro was the man next to Vash, next to him was Skylark and the pathetic sickly looking one on the end was Moor. "She needs help re-fueling her ship." Orion added.
"Eh-ya! How do you not know how to re-fuel a ship?" Skylark yelped as he glared at the strange girl. Vash put his left hand behind his head, scratching it lightly as he laughed. "…he..he..he I'm an idiot?" He gave Skylark those big wide puppy dog eyes full of tears. "I'm sorry that I'm an idiot! I can't do anything right…." Vash placed his face on the table top and pulled his arms around his head. Sobbing lightly as Orion lifted his head up.
"Skylark, apologize to her." Orion demanded as he cradled Vash's face in his soft hands. "Fuck no! It's not my fault her mother made her an idiot." More tears streamed his face. "It's true but unless you're my father I got my bad genes from you." Vash stretched across Maestro and gave Skylark a big hug. "DADDY!" he exclaimed, loudly. Maestro pushed her away. "Ugh, don't touch me you cretin!" Everyone in the bar just gawked at them, whispered about them. Vash over heard a comment about someone questioning his gender. He dabbed at his tear with a napkin, although it really didn't help much since he kept crying.
"This girl is psychotic!" thought Moor, the rest of his thoughts where interrupted by Maestro. "Look….stop you're crying." He paused for a minute. "Come on, I'll help you put fuel in your ship." Vash hugged him once again. "Thank you so much daddy!" "Stop calling me that." Vash grinned and then said "Okay, papa." Maestro just shook his head and asked Moor to move a side. Vash jumped up and walked across the table. Orion just gave Maestro a harsh stare. "What is he going to do to her?" In some strange way, Maestro could understand what his companion was thinking. He simply responded in a low whisper "What do you think?" He gave him a wink and guided Juniper towards the doors.