Disclaimer: you know the drill? Well, apart from not owning "The X-files",
I don't own the drill either. Hehe, I got you all. eeeeehehhehe mwahahaha.
well, sorry for that evil outburst, here's the story.
Enjoy, and let me know that you did by reviewing, hehe.
A/N: thanks for the whole 1 review. I really appreciate that, it's what keeps me motivated, so at the end, help me stay motivated and happy and review. (thanks dana_maru, you rule- see that even kinda rhymes. not really).
IN THE EYES OF A GRAY
Greetings Earthlings and fellow Grays. I am prime 388 and my partner is prime 387. Prime 387 is the female of our species and unlike most other females she has achieved a rank in our military. Our assignment is to prove to agents Mulder and Scully that Grays really do exist.
In evaluating the weeks that have gone past I realise that our tactics are useless and outdated.
Just last week we tried to tell agents Mulder and Scully that Grays really do exist. We did tell them. Only to do so we had to get them into a situation and time that no one else would know about.
We achieved this by placing two corpses side by side in a marsh. In reality they were only people who had gone wrong in our gene vats... I was hoping we could use Diana Fowley but she'd escaped a long time ago... getting her would waste too much time. The other problem with her was that she might do the scream-y thing.
Anyway, we explained ourselves to them... They were fascinated. We were greatful, until they were rescued from what the other agents deemed 'a deadly acidic marsh'. Then they thought that everything we had told them was a mere misunderstanding. If that were so would it not have been strange that they witnessed the same thing? Idiots.
Speaking of idiots, I called them (agents Mulder and Scully) that today while I was dressed up in my human outfit. Unfortunately the word was accompanied by other words and I tripped over the human suit again... Prime 387 said that it was lucky that I got away with only broken legs and ribs. I disagree.
Although this week has been thoroughly disappointing we did manage to get some decent dinner. Yesterday we ate a giant bull. The meal was good and the cooks seemed to enjoy it as they were covered with bandages, slings and casts. They seemed to be in pain, yet they scoffed down the meal... raw.
Tonight I witnessed something truly gratifying.
I had learnt about global anomalies and therefore I thought that with my knowledge of this and prime 387 by my side instructing me I would be fine. However my judgement proved to be grossly wrong.
Tonight I went to witness my first crop circle being constructed. It was a true coming of age moment. A night of art and magic as all different races of aliens got together and made a crop circle to piss farmers off.
Prime 387 said that the only aliens who got to come out to one of these events were ones that had really pissed their bosses off. When she had finished saying this she left with prime 35 to go back to headquarters and I was stranded alone, with a group of colonist aliens closing in on me.
The alien that seemed to be the leader of the group reached out and shook my hand and I shrieked. It's gloppy goo got all inside my shirt and began to find ways into my body. Luckily for me, once the goo realised that I was a Gray it decided that it didn't like me as much and left, finding it better in the body of an earthworm. Then in turn, the earthworm bit me. I don't know how.
As the night progressed, the forming of the crop circle began. 89 aliens formed a line and joined hands. I was confused as to the reason why the Toelelemed didn't join this line and felt inclined to ask the Crakfeeler alien next to me, but I did not want to be called an arse crack again.
The Toelelemed alien is a worm-like creature, he walked over to us on his puny legs and lay down in front of the line. He exploded! When the alien had finished his bouts of explosion the rest of the aliens unhid their faces. I did not thing to hide mine and therefore had alien phlegm all over me... the Toelelemed, it seems, was allergic to wheat.
Anyway, the alien had swollen up to a considerable size and as the aliens around me started to roll the bloated alien around I followed suit.
It was my first crop circle, I remember thinking as I walked back to the space ship, which was still disguised as a blimp. When I knocked on the hatch it did not slide open as it usually did. I knocked in a different pass knock... maybe prime 1 had changed it. The second did not work. I tried a third time, this time knocking out a child's nursery rhyme "Little Miss Stuffit". Unfortunately this did not work and the three strikes system -which I had been unaware of- "kicked in" and kneed me in the groin. A shoe from the neighbour's yard also flew at my head.
Finally a half hour later as I was still on the ground undecided as to clutch my pained head or my pained groin prime 18 came out. He told me to 'take a hike' in an angry tone. Before I knew what I was saying I told him that I had, and that's why I was late and had gotten kicked in the groin and smacked on the head.
It turns out that prime 18 was not happy about what I had said because he would not let me get up, he just dragged me into the blimp and made me sleep in the reception room.
In the morning prime 3 arrived from his previous base and stepped on me by accident, as he claimed he could not see me at his feet because he never looks down.
After the initial pain subsided I go back to my quarters to the glowing toy that the primes had given me after my promotion. It had stopped glowing and had gotten larger. I can't recall any toy in our history which did that.
When I began to lie back in my bed, there was a wailing in my room, and it wasn't me. I was shocked to see the toy move around. I took off the dish cloth to see a younger version of a Gray. I screamed and began to run around my quarters. The fools had given me a child! I could have kept running the whole day but a low hanging piece of wood caught me on the head and knocked me out.
When I later awoke in the infirmary the child was sitting on my chest playing with my standard issue laser beam. I panicked and threw the child off me. The beam hit me on the head and the child wailed. The nurses came it and slapped me I wondered why. They took the weapon away and said that I shouldn't train weapons on children. I protested that I was not, but to no avail as more nurses rushed in to the room and fired bouts of abuse at me before sending me to my quarters again. With the child, who was a girl Gray.
Prime 387 was delighted at the birth of the child. So I told her that if she liked it so much she could have it.
She slapped me and left the room. I have discovered that it is impossible to give a child away after it has been born. It was just rude to the people involved, so I had given up. It will only take the child a few weeks to develop into a mature Gray I discovered.
Maybe I could get rid of it faster before the few weeks are up...
END OF EPISODE TWO
A/N:. Well, now that you've read the stuff, don't you think you should review hint, hint? Hehe. Oh, by the way, the added bonus is that if you don't review this, and you happen to read the next chappie, (because you feel sorry for my pathetic-ness) you will get semi self righteous flames from me. See, to me (somewhere in my evil mastermind plan), that's not how it should work, so save yourself the embarrassment and review. Thanx.
Enjoy, and let me know that you did by reviewing, hehe.
A/N: thanks for the whole 1 review. I really appreciate that, it's what keeps me motivated, so at the end, help me stay motivated and happy and review. (thanks dana_maru, you rule- see that even kinda rhymes. not really).
IN THE EYES OF A GRAY
Greetings Earthlings and fellow Grays. I am prime 388 and my partner is prime 387. Prime 387 is the female of our species and unlike most other females she has achieved a rank in our military. Our assignment is to prove to agents Mulder and Scully that Grays really do exist.
In evaluating the weeks that have gone past I realise that our tactics are useless and outdated.
Just last week we tried to tell agents Mulder and Scully that Grays really do exist. We did tell them. Only to do so we had to get them into a situation and time that no one else would know about.
We achieved this by placing two corpses side by side in a marsh. In reality they were only people who had gone wrong in our gene vats... I was hoping we could use Diana Fowley but she'd escaped a long time ago... getting her would waste too much time. The other problem with her was that she might do the scream-y thing.
Anyway, we explained ourselves to them... They were fascinated. We were greatful, until they were rescued from what the other agents deemed 'a deadly acidic marsh'. Then they thought that everything we had told them was a mere misunderstanding. If that were so would it not have been strange that they witnessed the same thing? Idiots.
Speaking of idiots, I called them (agents Mulder and Scully) that today while I was dressed up in my human outfit. Unfortunately the word was accompanied by other words and I tripped over the human suit again... Prime 387 said that it was lucky that I got away with only broken legs and ribs. I disagree.
Although this week has been thoroughly disappointing we did manage to get some decent dinner. Yesterday we ate a giant bull. The meal was good and the cooks seemed to enjoy it as they were covered with bandages, slings and casts. They seemed to be in pain, yet they scoffed down the meal... raw.
Tonight I witnessed something truly gratifying.
I had learnt about global anomalies and therefore I thought that with my knowledge of this and prime 387 by my side instructing me I would be fine. However my judgement proved to be grossly wrong.
Tonight I went to witness my first crop circle being constructed. It was a true coming of age moment. A night of art and magic as all different races of aliens got together and made a crop circle to piss farmers off.
Prime 387 said that the only aliens who got to come out to one of these events were ones that had really pissed their bosses off. When she had finished saying this she left with prime 35 to go back to headquarters and I was stranded alone, with a group of colonist aliens closing in on me.
The alien that seemed to be the leader of the group reached out and shook my hand and I shrieked. It's gloppy goo got all inside my shirt and began to find ways into my body. Luckily for me, once the goo realised that I was a Gray it decided that it didn't like me as much and left, finding it better in the body of an earthworm. Then in turn, the earthworm bit me. I don't know how.
As the night progressed, the forming of the crop circle began. 89 aliens formed a line and joined hands. I was confused as to the reason why the Toelelemed didn't join this line and felt inclined to ask the Crakfeeler alien next to me, but I did not want to be called an arse crack again.
The Toelelemed alien is a worm-like creature, he walked over to us on his puny legs and lay down in front of the line. He exploded! When the alien had finished his bouts of explosion the rest of the aliens unhid their faces. I did not thing to hide mine and therefore had alien phlegm all over me... the Toelelemed, it seems, was allergic to wheat.
Anyway, the alien had swollen up to a considerable size and as the aliens around me started to roll the bloated alien around I followed suit.
It was my first crop circle, I remember thinking as I walked back to the space ship, which was still disguised as a blimp. When I knocked on the hatch it did not slide open as it usually did. I knocked in a different pass knock... maybe prime 1 had changed it. The second did not work. I tried a third time, this time knocking out a child's nursery rhyme "Little Miss Stuffit". Unfortunately this did not work and the three strikes system -which I had been unaware of- "kicked in" and kneed me in the groin. A shoe from the neighbour's yard also flew at my head.
Finally a half hour later as I was still on the ground undecided as to clutch my pained head or my pained groin prime 18 came out. He told me to 'take a hike' in an angry tone. Before I knew what I was saying I told him that I had, and that's why I was late and had gotten kicked in the groin and smacked on the head.
It turns out that prime 18 was not happy about what I had said because he would not let me get up, he just dragged me into the blimp and made me sleep in the reception room.
In the morning prime 3 arrived from his previous base and stepped on me by accident, as he claimed he could not see me at his feet because he never looks down.
After the initial pain subsided I go back to my quarters to the glowing toy that the primes had given me after my promotion. It had stopped glowing and had gotten larger. I can't recall any toy in our history which did that.
When I began to lie back in my bed, there was a wailing in my room, and it wasn't me. I was shocked to see the toy move around. I took off the dish cloth to see a younger version of a Gray. I screamed and began to run around my quarters. The fools had given me a child! I could have kept running the whole day but a low hanging piece of wood caught me on the head and knocked me out.
When I later awoke in the infirmary the child was sitting on my chest playing with my standard issue laser beam. I panicked and threw the child off me. The beam hit me on the head and the child wailed. The nurses came it and slapped me I wondered why. They took the weapon away and said that I shouldn't train weapons on children. I protested that I was not, but to no avail as more nurses rushed in to the room and fired bouts of abuse at me before sending me to my quarters again. With the child, who was a girl Gray.
Prime 387 was delighted at the birth of the child. So I told her that if she liked it so much she could have it.
She slapped me and left the room. I have discovered that it is impossible to give a child away after it has been born. It was just rude to the people involved, so I had given up. It will only take the child a few weeks to develop into a mature Gray I discovered.
Maybe I could get rid of it faster before the few weeks are up...
END OF EPISODE TWO
A/N:. Well, now that you've read the stuff, don't you think you should review hint, hint? Hehe. Oh, by the way, the added bonus is that if you don't review this, and you happen to read the next chappie, (because you feel sorry for my pathetic-ness) you will get semi self righteous flames from me. See, to me (somewhere in my evil mastermind plan), that's not how it should work, so save yourself the embarrassment and review. Thanx.