A/N: hi, for whomever is reading this. sorry that it took me so long to
upload. I've just been a wee bit distracted. and I kinda forgot (sorry. or
am I?) anyhow, enjoy. holler if you've got any problems. and by that I mean
review.
IN THE EYES OF A GRAY
Greetings earthlings, and fellow Grays. I, as you all know am Prime 388 and my partner is Prime 387. We, the grays, are here to ensure that agent Mulder continues to believe that extra terrestrials exist. So far in our missions we have failed miserably.
Today, I have just come to the realisation that love only exists on the planet Earth. I told Prime 387 and she said that I was stupid and that everybody knew that love only existed on planet Earth.
Just before dinner time I told Prime 2 and he said that I was a pathetic, perverted arse-wipe. I didn't know what an 'arse-wipe' was so I asked Prime 2 what an 'arse-wipe' was and he said that anyone who didn't know that love only existed on the planet Earth was an arse-wipe.
At about 2 earth minutes before dinner actually started I went around telling everyone that I used to be an 'arse-wipe' and I also told everyone that didn't know that they were arse-wipes too. I don't think that they were to impressed to hear that they were arse-wipes because I had a whole bunch of grays piled on top of me. It was very uncomfortable. I told them that Prime 2 told me that everyone who did not know that love only existed on planet Earth was an arse-wipe. Unfortunately for Prime 2 the other grays had spotted him crawling towards his office. They were on to him like a hungry pack of fish, as humans put it, I think.
All the Grays had settled down and were waiting for their dinner, by the look on their faces I think that they would have prefered to eat Prime 2 instead.
Prime 1 entered the dining room. He sat down and looked at turn to all of us, then he asked me if I had had any good ideas for agents Mulder and Scully. I told him about my 'love' story and he answered by saying that he didn't know about love only existing on Earth. I told him the only thing I could have told him at that moment.
I told him that he was an arse-wipe. Prime 1 stopped eating and just stared at me. Prime 2 had spat his food half way across the table in astonishment.
I did the right thing again and I gave that credit to Prime 2. Prime 1 was still astounded. So I told him more clearly. I said "Prime 2 said that 'anyone that does not know that love only exists on Earth is an arse- wipe.'"
Prime 1 suddenly jerked into action again. He told Prime 2 that he had to eat 'ausi mite' for at least one meal everyday, every year for ten years.
So, Prime 387 and I went in our mission for love.
First we put them both in a situation where they no doubtedly had to see each other in 'different light'. I told Prime 387 about this thought. She slapped me. I know now that she was annoyed at me for having this thought.
Agents Mulder, in this episode, saw agent Scully half naked. Note that it was not my idea to have that moron killer who escaped from our gene vats to stamp everyone -whether it was going to kill them or not- with mosquito bites. At least it almost worked. Only if agent Mulder hadn't told her that they were only mosquito bites.
So, we had another attempt. We put them in a big dome and it was quiet enough and in the middle of nowhere. The only problem was, that Prime 87, who is now Prime 798, forgot to turn off the bee's warnings systems, so agents Mulder and Scully walked in, five seconds later a swarm of crazy alien virus bees attacked them.
After that incident we followed agents Mulder and Scully back to their apartments, not long later agent Scully went to pay agent Mulder a visit at his apartment.
All we had to do now was create a smoochy, atmosphere. It worked. We were watching from the holes in the ceiling as Mulder and Scully walked out from his apartment.
They leaned closer and closer together and agent Scully had already began her 'kissing agent Mulders fore-head' masquerade. Now it was time for the grand finale of the night, as they were edging closer and closer to each other we watched and I had almost stopped breathing because of all the excitement... But then that damn pathetic bee that Prime 77, who is now Prime 999, forgot to remove, stung agent Scully.
I was so annoyed that I started to silently bang the floor of the ceiling, which happened to make it collapse which sent me crashing towards the ground. Fortunately for me agent Mulder was in a rush to get to his telephone, so he didn't realise that I was in front of him so he accidentally kicked me then he accidentally stepped on me resutling me with about fifty broken ribs.
Prime 387 got down from the ceiling after agents Mulder and Scully had left the building which seemed to me about a decade later. She carried me back to the mother ship that was still disguised as a blimp.
The next day, I woke up in the 'grays emergency' room. Prime 387 was sitting at my bed side. I tried to smile, but I haven't got a very big mouth and I wasn't in human form so I couldn't I just lay there on the bed looking like an idiot. Whatever that is.
Prime 387 told me that when I was born, the gray doctor slapped my mother because I was so ugly and pathetic. I told her that the gray doctor did indead slap my mother.I asked her how she knew and she fell over laughing her wig off. That's how humans say it, I think.
Anyway, I still don't get it. Why is it so funny that the doctor slapped my mother? I don't understand it at all.
This morning I walked into Prime 1's office and I told him what Prime 387 had told me. He didn't take it very well. He stood up and he told me not to insult him or his mother. I said that it was true and he chased me around the mother ship all day.
Remind me never to tell anyone that story of my life.
END OF EPISODE SIX.
A/N: well? Good, bad, ugly? Tell me. pweassse? -Kenobi.
IN THE EYES OF A GRAY
Greetings earthlings, and fellow Grays. I, as you all know am Prime 388 and my partner is Prime 387. We, the grays, are here to ensure that agent Mulder continues to believe that extra terrestrials exist. So far in our missions we have failed miserably.
Today, I have just come to the realisation that love only exists on the planet Earth. I told Prime 387 and she said that I was stupid and that everybody knew that love only existed on planet Earth.
Just before dinner time I told Prime 2 and he said that I was a pathetic, perverted arse-wipe. I didn't know what an 'arse-wipe' was so I asked Prime 2 what an 'arse-wipe' was and he said that anyone who didn't know that love only existed on the planet Earth was an arse-wipe.
At about 2 earth minutes before dinner actually started I went around telling everyone that I used to be an 'arse-wipe' and I also told everyone that didn't know that they were arse-wipes too. I don't think that they were to impressed to hear that they were arse-wipes because I had a whole bunch of grays piled on top of me. It was very uncomfortable. I told them that Prime 2 told me that everyone who did not know that love only existed on planet Earth was an arse-wipe. Unfortunately for Prime 2 the other grays had spotted him crawling towards his office. They were on to him like a hungry pack of fish, as humans put it, I think.
All the Grays had settled down and were waiting for their dinner, by the look on their faces I think that they would have prefered to eat Prime 2 instead.
Prime 1 entered the dining room. He sat down and looked at turn to all of us, then he asked me if I had had any good ideas for agents Mulder and Scully. I told him about my 'love' story and he answered by saying that he didn't know about love only existing on Earth. I told him the only thing I could have told him at that moment.
I told him that he was an arse-wipe. Prime 1 stopped eating and just stared at me. Prime 2 had spat his food half way across the table in astonishment.
I did the right thing again and I gave that credit to Prime 2. Prime 1 was still astounded. So I told him more clearly. I said "Prime 2 said that 'anyone that does not know that love only exists on Earth is an arse- wipe.'"
Prime 1 suddenly jerked into action again. He told Prime 2 that he had to eat 'ausi mite' for at least one meal everyday, every year for ten years.
So, Prime 387 and I went in our mission for love.
First we put them both in a situation where they no doubtedly had to see each other in 'different light'. I told Prime 387 about this thought. She slapped me. I know now that she was annoyed at me for having this thought.
Agents Mulder, in this episode, saw agent Scully half naked. Note that it was not my idea to have that moron killer who escaped from our gene vats to stamp everyone -whether it was going to kill them or not- with mosquito bites. At least it almost worked. Only if agent Mulder hadn't told her that they were only mosquito bites.
So, we had another attempt. We put them in a big dome and it was quiet enough and in the middle of nowhere. The only problem was, that Prime 87, who is now Prime 798, forgot to turn off the bee's warnings systems, so agents Mulder and Scully walked in, five seconds later a swarm of crazy alien virus bees attacked them.
After that incident we followed agents Mulder and Scully back to their apartments, not long later agent Scully went to pay agent Mulder a visit at his apartment.
All we had to do now was create a smoochy, atmosphere. It worked. We were watching from the holes in the ceiling as Mulder and Scully walked out from his apartment.
They leaned closer and closer together and agent Scully had already began her 'kissing agent Mulders fore-head' masquerade. Now it was time for the grand finale of the night, as they were edging closer and closer to each other we watched and I had almost stopped breathing because of all the excitement... But then that damn pathetic bee that Prime 77, who is now Prime 999, forgot to remove, stung agent Scully.
I was so annoyed that I started to silently bang the floor of the ceiling, which happened to make it collapse which sent me crashing towards the ground. Fortunately for me agent Mulder was in a rush to get to his telephone, so he didn't realise that I was in front of him so he accidentally kicked me then he accidentally stepped on me resutling me with about fifty broken ribs.
Prime 387 got down from the ceiling after agents Mulder and Scully had left the building which seemed to me about a decade later. She carried me back to the mother ship that was still disguised as a blimp.
The next day, I woke up in the 'grays emergency' room. Prime 387 was sitting at my bed side. I tried to smile, but I haven't got a very big mouth and I wasn't in human form so I couldn't I just lay there on the bed looking like an idiot. Whatever that is.
Prime 387 told me that when I was born, the gray doctor slapped my mother because I was so ugly and pathetic. I told her that the gray doctor did indead slap my mother.I asked her how she knew and she fell over laughing her wig off. That's how humans say it, I think.
Anyway, I still don't get it. Why is it so funny that the doctor slapped my mother? I don't understand it at all.
This morning I walked into Prime 1's office and I told him what Prime 387 had told me. He didn't take it very well. He stood up and he told me not to insult him or his mother. I said that it was true and he chased me around the mother ship all day.
Remind me never to tell anyone that story of my life.
END OF EPISODE SIX.
A/N: well? Good, bad, ugly? Tell me. pweassse? -Kenobi.