Toward Dawn

By xMutedFaithx

Chapter Twelve

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"You unfaithful filthy horny dingy God damned old vampire bat!" Gabriel yelled. "You're carrying our CHILD and you're having every friar in this God forsaken town stick their cock in you!!! What kind of father ARE you? You're raising our child in a really BAD environment!!! Isn't it bad enough that his father is the fucking son of the DEVIL? Now he or she has to unnecessary sperm TORMENT him or her! My poor unborn child! If you wanted sex so damn badly you could've just woken me up nicely and get off from there but you don't need to have foreign male sperm attacking our innocent unborn child! You sick BITCH/BASTARD WHORE!"

Dracula, Carl, and Michael all stopped in the middle of their rendezvous and stared at Gabriel. The faces on everyone was priceless.

"Van Helsing …" Carl said weakly, "you know this woman?"

Gabriel took a deep breath of air. "Carl, I don't think you've ever met Dracula since you were usually near Anna in the castles and/or running away from monsters. But you have seen him from distance and though he may not look like before - this IS him, boobs and all."

"Pleasure to meet you -" Dracula began, stretching out his hand when Carl screamed.

"Oh Holy Father!" Carl squeaked and pulled his dick out of Dracula with a jump, landing on his arse and back. "Gabriel! How can Dracula be carrying a child?"

"ARGH!" Michael pulled out of Dracula and scrambled to stand by Carl. Shuddering, he muttered, "oh God!," over and over again.

"Eh … it's kind of hard too explain. I'm not even drunk so this is going to be difficult to say …"

Dracula rolled his eyes and snickered. "What Gabriel is saying is, the Left Hand of God, him, has been fraternizing with the enemy, the Son of the Devil, me, in a short one night sexual relationship, and what happened earlier when we left for the mission, I was stuck in his head. Eventually I got out and ended up being in the whore/bar maid he picked up and now the "lady" he was with is in my head. Oh, and because the bar maid was having sex with Gabriel, and I became her, and he came in me, I'm now carrying his child."

"Now who wants dibs on being the Godfather?" Dracula asked, sarcastically.

Carl fainted and Michael caught him.

"Dracula, will you come with me," Gabriel asked, but sounded more like a death threat since his green brown eyes were flaring up and were glinting maliciously. Looking ready to jump him and perform terrible gruesome acts involving sticks which Dracula seemed to like from history and impalement, Gabriel wouldn't have minded shoving some up his newly found feminine hole and arsehole. Leaving him to die or roast him over a fire didn't seem so bad right now.

Dragging him out of the room and into his or well used to be, their room when Dracula was occupying his head, he shoved him against the wall and suspended him from the air. Hissing and spitting out his words, Gabriel said, "what the fuck do you thing you're DOING? Do you know how badly you've emotionally damaged Carl? He won't be able to SLEEP for weeks now!"

Dracula raised an eyebrow. "Maybe I could be his snuggly wuggly wabbit or bear?"

"NO!" Gabriel said dangerously which could've made the bravest man back off, only Dracula wasn't a man … really.

"Oh you ARE gay, aren't you Gaybe?" Dracula sneered. "Wanting more of the goods, are you, love?"

"GAH!" Gabriel yelled.

"How Neanderthal of you," Dracula said, rolling his eyes.

"Stay - away - from - Carl," Gabriel said, looking murderous.

"What do I get in return if I act - gentlemanly?" Dracula said slyly.

"Your afterlife," Gabriel growled.

"I'm the Son of the Devil, I don't do things for free. I only make deals."

"I am not making a deal with you, who could be considered the Devil himself," Gabriel tightened his hold on Dracula's neck.

"Well, there's going to be a lot of forests and hidden area to get some nice get to know each other time with Carl or Michael during the mission."

"Fine! What do you want in return?"

"If I can't have sex with whomever I wish to then I better get a good lay from you when I wish to," Dracula said bluntly, biting his lip, and thinking of Gabriel …

"HELL NO!" Gabriel had a look of horror on his face.

"But Carl is quite lovely and is a dear. He'd make quite an companion during the lonely hard cold - "

"You - stay - the - fuck - away - from - Carl," Gabriel said icily.

"Deal or no deal?" Dracula whispered seductively.

Gabriel shuddered and muttered something along the lines of "I'm doing this for you, Carl."

"Agreed."

Dracula sadistically grinned and threw himself at Gabriel, taking him by surprise. Losing his grip on Dracula's throat he landed on his back on the bed.

"What did I get myself into?" Gabriel asked, horrified by having Dracula on top of him.

Do this for the child's sake, for Carl's sake …