A/N: Well, here it is folks… enjoy and review *wink*
IN THE EYES OF A GRAY.
Greetings earthlings and fellow grays. Today, my assignment is to right a recount. This recount, is about what happened in the episode 'two fathers' I think.
The mission that day was to make sure that agents; Mulder and Scully made it to the warehouse for our appearance.
We had a whole band of retarded grays who were going to be our mascots. I led them. But I wasn't actually there because I had the measles and so I watched from the roof of the warehouse.
Prime 38 and 39 were in charge of making sure agents Mulder and Scully arrived on time to see us. But as usual we failed.
It all began two weeks ago, when we first heard that the colonist aliens were going to meet the syndicate in the warehouse and exchange Cassandra Spendor for their lives. We also heard that the Ciggarette Smoking Man was rather reluctant.
So, being us, and having all the advantage on the colonist aliens we devised a plan to get them out of our way so that we could show agents Mulder and Scully that grays exist.
We decided on kidnapping all the colonist aliens. So, how did we kidnap the colonist aliens? We decided to lure them to a place that we were hiding armed with water pistols -they're not very fond of water. We chose to lure them there with floating plastic bags.
When they had fallen into our trap, which was a big hole in the ground we marched them back to our mother ship, which is still disguised as a blimp.
They saw our ship and they said that it looked terrific. I told them that it was a blimp and that we were not going to let them go until we had finished our mission.
They just laughed. And laughed. And laughed. I took out my water pistol and the other grays did too. The colonist aliens shut up immediately. I have decided that I am very fond of water pistols. I sprayed the ground near the leader's feet, he shrunk away from me, and the others, then, he cowered in behind his fellow colonists who smacked him on the head. He bit their fingers off knowing that they would grow again in a few days.
Anyway, back to the plan. Prime 38 and 39 were already gathering agents Mulder and Scully, for the night. But then Diana fowley showed up for no apparent reason.
By the way, I have been meaning to ask Prime 1 and 2, "Didn't we shoot her?!" Anyway, she's a little wuss and she ran away, when the Rebels came. She was in her little blue sedan.
Anyway, we locked the colonists aliens in a little room on our mother ship which is still diguised as a blimp.
Meanwhile Prime 38 and 39 are setting up agents Mulder and Scully's rental cars so that they make it to the warehouse.
I sat in the opening to the warehouse in my human form and I started to laugh. At that moment Prime 387 walked in and told me to shut up. I did.
We waited for the people to turn up. They all did. I gave them a signal and the grays did their little act that I made and edited and directed. I'm proud. They did a very good and believable job.
I looked around the warehouse, but I still couldn't see any signs of agents Mulder or Scully. I began to panic.
Then when I thought that I couldn't possibly get worse, Miss bitch-face, Diana Fowley walked, or drove as she did in to the warehouse.
Then as if to save the day, the Rebels came and began to torch everyone and Miss bitch-face, Diana Fowley escaped in her car. A little, blue sedan. That Bitch!
REASONS FOR OUR FAILURE
Prime 38 and 39 thought that it was tomorrow and so they rigged the rentals for tomorrow. Of course tomorrow, which is now today they go to the warehouse and they are like the last people to get there.
Agents Mulder and Scully did not arrive last night to see us introduce ourselves.
Damn and we did peace signs in twenty-three galactical ways.
Diana Fowley came.
Prime 17, who is the most retarded gray in the history of retarded grays, fell over during production and was replaced by Prime 15, who couldn't even act. During the real thing, he fell over while trying to re-enact the peace sign from the amazons on the planet Azaris.
The Rebels came and torched all the would-be witnesses that I wanted agents Mulder and Scully to interview.
That damn ciggarette smoking bastard didn't come.
Suddam Hussein knocked on the warehouse door, and we almost had to stop productions. Then that man in the white suit escorted him back to a white van. I remember them calling him Madam Towa. Well at least he answers to that now.
After this little masquerade, the colonists came on to us with pins. We successfully fought them all off ten to one, single handedly with water pistols, they have a weakness. Ha ha.
If you're wondering about the Suddam Hussein guy, I'll explain it later.
END OF EPISODE SEVEN
A/N: do you notice how much I *like* Diana Fowley? Oh, also, if you want to stop reading this rubbish, I suggest that now's the time… I think the next few chapters are mostly Fowley character bashing… I hate the bi-atch! Anyhows, don't forget to review *smiles sweetly*.
-kenobi.
IN THE EYES OF A GRAY.
Greetings earthlings and fellow grays. Today, my assignment is to right a recount. This recount, is about what happened in the episode 'two fathers' I think.
The mission that day was to make sure that agents; Mulder and Scully made it to the warehouse for our appearance.
We had a whole band of retarded grays who were going to be our mascots. I led them. But I wasn't actually there because I had the measles and so I watched from the roof of the warehouse.
Prime 38 and 39 were in charge of making sure agents Mulder and Scully arrived on time to see us. But as usual we failed.
It all began two weeks ago, when we first heard that the colonist aliens were going to meet the syndicate in the warehouse and exchange Cassandra Spendor for their lives. We also heard that the Ciggarette Smoking Man was rather reluctant.
So, being us, and having all the advantage on the colonist aliens we devised a plan to get them out of our way so that we could show agents Mulder and Scully that grays exist.
We decided on kidnapping all the colonist aliens. So, how did we kidnap the colonist aliens? We decided to lure them to a place that we were hiding armed with water pistols -they're not very fond of water. We chose to lure them there with floating plastic bags.
When they had fallen into our trap, which was a big hole in the ground we marched them back to our mother ship, which is still disguised as a blimp.
They saw our ship and they said that it looked terrific. I told them that it was a blimp and that we were not going to let them go until we had finished our mission.
They just laughed. And laughed. And laughed. I took out my water pistol and the other grays did too. The colonist aliens shut up immediately. I have decided that I am very fond of water pistols. I sprayed the ground near the leader's feet, he shrunk away from me, and the others, then, he cowered in behind his fellow colonists who smacked him on the head. He bit their fingers off knowing that they would grow again in a few days.
Anyway, back to the plan. Prime 38 and 39 were already gathering agents Mulder and Scully, for the night. But then Diana fowley showed up for no apparent reason.
By the way, I have been meaning to ask Prime 1 and 2, "Didn't we shoot her?!" Anyway, she's a little wuss and she ran away, when the Rebels came. She was in her little blue sedan.
Anyway, we locked the colonists aliens in a little room on our mother ship which is still diguised as a blimp.
Meanwhile Prime 38 and 39 are setting up agents Mulder and Scully's rental cars so that they make it to the warehouse.
I sat in the opening to the warehouse in my human form and I started to laugh. At that moment Prime 387 walked in and told me to shut up. I did.
We waited for the people to turn up. They all did. I gave them a signal and the grays did their little act that I made and edited and directed. I'm proud. They did a very good and believable job.
I looked around the warehouse, but I still couldn't see any signs of agents Mulder or Scully. I began to panic.
Then when I thought that I couldn't possibly get worse, Miss bitch-face, Diana Fowley walked, or drove as she did in to the warehouse.
Then as if to save the day, the Rebels came and began to torch everyone and Miss bitch-face, Diana Fowley escaped in her car. A little, blue sedan. That Bitch!
REASONS FOR OUR FAILURE
Prime 38 and 39 thought that it was tomorrow and so they rigged the rentals for tomorrow. Of course tomorrow, which is now today they go to the warehouse and they are like the last people to get there.
Agents Mulder and Scully did not arrive last night to see us introduce ourselves.
Damn and we did peace signs in twenty-three galactical ways.
Diana Fowley came.
Prime 17, who is the most retarded gray in the history of retarded grays, fell over during production and was replaced by Prime 15, who couldn't even act. During the real thing, he fell over while trying to re-enact the peace sign from the amazons on the planet Azaris.
The Rebels came and torched all the would-be witnesses that I wanted agents Mulder and Scully to interview.
That damn ciggarette smoking bastard didn't come.
Suddam Hussein knocked on the warehouse door, and we almost had to stop productions. Then that man in the white suit escorted him back to a white van. I remember them calling him Madam Towa. Well at least he answers to that now.
After this little masquerade, the colonists came on to us with pins. We successfully fought them all off ten to one, single handedly with water pistols, they have a weakness. Ha ha.
If you're wondering about the Suddam Hussein guy, I'll explain it later.
END OF EPISODE SEVEN
A/N: do you notice how much I *like* Diana Fowley? Oh, also, if you want to stop reading this rubbish, I suggest that now's the time… I think the next few chapters are mostly Fowley character bashing… I hate the bi-atch! Anyhows, don't forget to review *smiles sweetly*.
-kenobi.