A/N: THE THIRD CHAPTER! I FOUND MY BOOK! I FOUND MY BOOK! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA.....

"Zambinie, Jones"

"Hufflepuff" Cried the Sorting Hat as it finished sorting this year's crop into it's various houses.

"Ah! Another wonderful year ahead of us! The new Head boy, and girl, and the prefects, have all been chosen. And for this years rules..."

(Teachers stand-up, Dumbledorr moves to the front of the table, teachers right behind him. Teachers start snapping fingers. –Song to that other commercial, I think it was for Starbucks too.... It's about how Mary(or whoever) 'She doesn't want a second date. DADADADA Dum.' With the African Americans singing and dancing.. Really good commercial..)

In advance, this took me seconds to make up, sorry!

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D- The Forbidden Forest is out of bounce.

-Ba Da Da Dum-

D- If you wish to live.

-Ba Da Da Dum- D-The Quiditch teams are in dire need of work

(Dumbledorr starts moon walking through the House tables.)

-Ba Da Da Dum-

D- After bed time, the corridors you shall not lurk!

-Ba Da Da Dum-

If your caught, you'll be in trouble

-Ba Da Da Dum-

By our NEW DOUBLE!

-Ba Da Da Dum-

Lily and James are the new Heads

-Ba Da Da Dum-

So mind them, and now, OFF to your beds!

-Ba Da Da Dum-

And with that the teachers settled down to finish drinking and talking, while the students were lead away by the new prefects.

'What is wrong with all of these people?' Lily thought as she walked back into the common room. Still dazed at being crowned Head Girl. Although, it wasn't much of a surprise. She had been working for it the minute she learned that she could.

A/N: Hmp. Not bad.Only two pages. I am planning on only 3-4 more chapters, unless anybody wants to see it become a really story.... Till , well, when I finish typing the next chapter.