A/N- I came up with this after re-reading Mossflower, especially that one scene right after Gonff and Martin escape from the dungeon of Kortir and they run into Tsarmina and some other vermin, Martin stabs Tarsmina with the edge of his broken sword and they run into her bed chamber and under her bed. Gonff ties the edge of Ashleg's cloak to the frame, they run out, though the mess hall and jump out the window to where the squirels are waiting. So anyways, it turned out I wrote a parody of One Jump Ahead from Aladdin to be an exact description of the scene. hope you like it. btw, it's a lot funnier if you're actually reading Mossflower while reading this...;-D
Gonff: three leaps, away from the rats now
Martin: Two swings, with Gonff's sword
Gonff: I steal, only what we can't afford
They run down the hallway into the bedchamber.
Martin: I've just, stabbed Tarsmina
Gonff: Let's get under that bed
Martin: We've got to get out or we're dead
Tarsmina and the guards run into the room
Random rat: Mousethief
Other rats: really?
Tarsmina: FIND THEM!!!
Ashleg: (to the rat gaurds) help me!!!
Gonff: (from under the bed) just a little nap time (pretends to sleep)
Martin: Gonff wake up now's not the time
Gonff: (snapping awake) Tarsmina take a hint. We are going to win. Get out of Mossflower while you caaaannn!!
Gonff pins Ashleg's cloak to the ground and they run out of the room and into the guard's dining room, causing mass chaos
Martin: Two steps ahead of the gaurds now
Gonff: Ashleg's been hit on the head
Martin: I see an open window ahead
Gonff and Martin get ready to jump out
Martin: Tarsmina I'll be back so
Gonff: wish us happy landing
Both: all we've got to do is JUMP!!!!!!