Thanks to all of my reviewers- Missy Mouse- I'm glad you like my choice of songs Lady Storm(I'll try to remember your new name) - here's the Gonff+Martin song you've been asking for. I've also used your Rudolf idea.

Sung from the point of view of Gonff

Well Lord Brocktree had them 40 hares And Old Green-Eyes had a thousand slaves But Martin you're in luck cause up your sleeves You've got a mousetheif that never fails You've got some mischief in your corner You've got experience in your Holt You've got some wit, fine skills, spunk and how See all I've got to do is rub that bolt. And I'll say,

Mister Martin sir! What will your pleasure be? Let me take your order Jot it down; you ain't never had a mate like me!

This castle is your restaurant And I'm your trusty thief. C'mon, whisper what it is you want You ain't never had a mate like me!

Yes we pride ourselves on service. You're the hero! The warrior! The mouse! Say what you wish, it's your true dish How 'bout some October ale

Try all of barrel A. How 'bout some flagon B? I'm in the mood to help you dude! You ain't never got a mate like me.

Can your mates do this ? Can your mates to that? Can your friends pull cheese and wine, out their little vest Can your mates go poof! Well looky here Can your friends go Abracadabra let 'er rip And make that lock disappear, So don't just sit there long-faced, grim eyes, I'm here to answer all your midday pleas. You got me Corim certified You've got a mousetheif for your charge d' affairs.

I've got a powerful urge to help you out.

So what-ch wish? I really wanna know. You've got a list that's three seasons long, no doubt Well, all you I've gotta do is pick this lock.

Mister Martin sir, have a wish or two or three I'm on the job, you big nabob, You ain't never got a mate, never got a mate, You ain't never got a mate like me.

YOU AIN'T NEVER GOT A MATE LIKE ME!!!