A/N: Drama is over! Yeah! I have to tell you an awful story. I change scenes, I am techy, and I had grabbed my cane (my little dance uses a cane prominently, I'm the singing telegram girl in Clue) but had to put it down cause I forgot that we had to change to another scene before my scene. After the actors finished their bit in my scene, I realized I couldn't find my cane! I got all of the actors and techy looking as we heard the dying screams of some characters over the sound system. I couldn't find it, (the sound people ring the door bell, I walk out and dance.) so I waited ten seconds and just entered the hall. This is my first time doing a play, and I had to improvise my entire part! Even if it is only fifteen minutes. I had been planing on having the S.T.G look annoyed cause she can't find the owners of the house as I did my little, and very cool dance that I made up. So I went out there and wandered around as if I was looking for someone, I yelled a few times, "Where are you. Hello." And so on. I finally threw my hands up in the air, stamped my foot and made a sound of disgust, then I headed towards the front door and went back "outside" where I was shot and my scene ended. Of course I see my cane right after I am shot. All of the actors where shocked that the little techy could hold her own. Though I had some damn bad flutter bies. It was offal, but the audience didn't know that anything was wrong, thank God, seriously.

Disclaimer: What do you think? I hope you remember this, cause even a gerbil would by now. And you know how long their attention span is.

ORCHID the Jupiter Adapt: I know that you're ORCHID the Jupiter Adapt, I remembered right after I had posted and disconnected. Sorry. You know, your name is such a pain to write. I'm just going to call you Orchid from now on, is that okay? I see a centaur every day, "Hey Janet what's up? Really, your tail looks really nice when you do it up that way." (cough) you can't see them? My gosh girl! They live all around us, open your eyes! Hahaha! Come on, I wasn't that bad in third person! Shut up! (I say that when I KNOW that you're going to disagree with me.) You really want me to kiss him don't you? That's icky! I know, I should have Holly teas about how she's going to do mesmerize Artemis and he him kiss me, and "I" can react really violently. "EWE! I can't believe you said that! That's just gross! How could I kiss HIM!?" Hehe, would that be fun? And what do you mean you'll review.MAYBE!? You better review girl!

Eliza Star: Thanks! That was so sweet! (I almost wrote sweat instead, I suck at speling) I can't have 52 cowboys! I couldn't feed them all, not to mention my mom would begin to wonder what was going on. What kind of personality does Kyle have? Does he like artzy girls? (I know we are just joking, don't worry, but play along!) Yeah, she's modeled after me, well, an idolized me. I'm down to earth, am WILLING to get my hands dirty (and as a result end up being techy director or something) want to do archery. Are you sure you're not a stalker? (Haha, again just joking.) I'm also fourteen, and am often consider a senior who doesn't have a figure, possible kindred spirit here, hmmm. What do you mean neat? (I want to be able to figure out what you like, and make good characters again. I don't want to just do Cerinthia's.)

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After Artemis, Juliet, and Butler had finished looking at their presents, Artemis looked up and said, "I gave you a present wrapped in purple paper."

"Well, why are you telling me this?" I asked, seriously confused.

"You're going to get it." He told me simply. "I think it's against the trunk of the tree.

"You're serious." I said, surprised.

"Yes, I can't very well go crawling around under a tree in a SUIT." He told me completely serious.

"Well, why don't you put on the sweat shirt I gave you?" I asked with a grin. He gave it a disgusted look; he hadn't REALLY looked at it yet. He just saw the hood and threw it aside.

"Do you want your present or not?" he asked testily.

In reply I started to wriggle under the tree; I got pine needles in my hair, and scratched myself pretty bad. I pulled out a present wrapped in purple paper.covered in knives dripping with blood and a dead girl that looked suspiciously like ME. "Where did you get this, it's not very nice." I told him, looking down my nose at him like a librarian. Trying hard not to laugh.

"Open it."

I sighed and took off the paper without ripping it once, this just HAD to be saved. It contained chocolate. Except the chocolate was in containers with famous art pieces printed on the lid. "Chocolate! How did you know!?" I asked delightedly.

"There's still more in there." He told me with an amused smile.

I looked down and saw the most beautiful colored pencils ever. I had wanted to get these forever. It was Prismacolor, a 120 pack. It cost I don't know how much, you had to order away for it. I loved these pencils, they had a smooth lead that blended easily and there colors where rich and lovely. "Oh, Artemis," I breathed. Then I went over and gave him a big hug. I had wanted one of these for years. Now I could use the money I had been saving to get a dog! (I want a dog; I just bond with them. Sometimes I think they're better then humans. I don't try to make them obey me either, they're just as smart as we are, and they just can't speak our language. I make it so they under stand what I mean when I say stay etc. and when we gain mutual respect they come when I really want them to. Always giving me a pained see-what-I-do-for-you look.)

Artemis looked extremely uncomfortable, "Oh get over it Artemis, I hug every one." I told him. "You know I respect you cause I haven't hugged you before now." Butler and Juliet were looking really uncomfortable, "It's all right, I didn't expect a present. It would be Halloween for me." I told them with a reassuring grin. Juliet relaxed; Butler hadn't shown much emotion to begin with.

I grabbed my fortune of candy and turned on the TV to Frosty the snowman.

"Do you always watch Christmas specials like this?" he asked, I wasn't sure if he was amused or pissed of.

"Mmm, Hmm." I answered. "Oh, by the way, you haven't really looked at your sweat shirt."

"I don't WANT to look at it," he told me flatly.

"Do you really think I would get you a normal sweat shirt," I asked, seriously offended.

He wordlessly opened it and saw that it was painted like a suit's top.

"I saw it and couldn't resist." I told him with a grin. "What about the shirt?" I had gotten him a dress shirt with I survived Cerinthia on the back. "I figured you could hide the words with a jacket when you want to wear it." I said with a smile.

He looked at me and burst out laughing. I immediately got out of the couch and got behind Butler. 'Butler, what is he doing. If I didn't know better I'd say he was LAUGHING." I whispered over his shoulder. Butler gave me an amused look. He didn't look at all shocked.

"You know what, I'm really getting sick of your, Artemis-can't-have-fun attitude." Artemis told me while picking up a pillow. He started walking over to me, but I wasn't stupid, I know a pillow fight when I see one.

"Artemis, stop it." I told him while backing up out of the door. He yelled something wordless and ran after me, I, needless to say, thought he was crazy. I ran up the stairs and waited till he caught up, then I slid down the stair rail and ran into the lounge. I grabbed a pillow and waited to ambush him. He came in with a water bottle and squirted me! I immediately started hitting him furiously with my pillow. By the time we stopped fighting the pillows where dead and we where on the ground laughing so hard we couldn't breath. "I've never even imagined you would do that." I told him while still trying to breathe.

"You don't know me very well." He told me while assisting his me to my feet.

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A/N: I know it's short, but I'm not sure where to go from here. Any ideas? I'm going to have Artemis go to my world and have to live my life, with me of coarse. Foaly will make the device that sends us back, and an accident will happen. How should I get the fairies there? When should I get them there, cause I want Artemis to see my world soon?

I EAGERLY AWAIT YOUR REVIEWS.