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- SIGNS
/ \ - Chinese
" " - Japanese
* * = Thoughts

++++ = Flashback
***** = Another place
------- = Another time

************ Ranma : Demonic Lifestyle ************

Tenchi Misaki, current king of Jurai, was walking through the halls of his former home. A frown adorned his face as he noticed the subtle changes that occurred since his departure. He picked up a picture that laid on the nearby table and looked at it. His hand shook with anger as he threw the picture onto the ground. Walking toward where he heard sounds, Tenchi was shocked to see Tsunami in a bathing suit, sitting beside the pool "What are you doing?"

Turning her head and shielding her eyes from the sun, Tsunami glowered when she noticed Tenchi "If it's any of your business,... I'm enjoying a day with my friend" before Tenchi could open his mouth again, Ranma burst from the pool and landed on the side, water splashing Tsunami "Mua! Ranma-kun!" she brushed the water off of her suit, which made Ranma blush slightly as he noticed the cleavage shown by her glistening suit "Jeez,... you got my suit all wet now" She looked up at him blushing before she started to smile a little, before laughing "Ranma-kun!"

Turning his head away, Ranma finally noticed Tenchi standing there, a scowl on his face and directed at him "What?" He looked down at his body before brushing it as well "Do I have something on me?" He failed to hear Tenchi hitting the ground from his face fault as Ranma's head turned and watched Tsunami walking into the house *Wow,... she's absolutely beautiful* Tsunami, as if hearing the thought, turned around and smiled coyly at Ranma "U-Uh,... I'm gonna go and try to find my old man today. I need to settle a score with him" Ranma's calm look, quickly deteriorated into one that promised pain, and nothing but.

Shuddering under the look, Tsunami let off a sigh before glowing a pristine white "Well,... I should come with you then" when the light dimmed, she was standing before him in a loose fitting blue sweat, and a pair of white jeans that hugged her curves. Her hair quickly raised into the air as a ribbon wrapped around it "So? Do you think I'll fit in?"

Blushing a bit as he looked her over, Ranma nodded his head and turned away "You'll fit right in,.... especially since they probably will jump to the conclusion that you are my fiancée" hearing no response, Ranma turned around and blinked when he saw a blushing Tsunami staring at him, her hand up and biting on her thumb "U-Um,... did I say something wrong?"

Looking up at Ranma, Tsunami couldn't help but blush at the image of them being together "A-Are you sure?"

Blinking a little bit, Ranma scratched his nose nervously "A-Ah,... yeah. I mean, I can't understand why they would. We don't have a lot in common" Seeing her downcast look, Ranma mentally kicked himself "But I'm glad they would see you as fiancée material"

Tsunami quickly looked up at Ranma again, stars shining in her eyes as he said that "Thank you Ranma-kun,... I don't know why, but your approval means everything to me lately." She then turned when she heard Tenchi cough into his hand "What"

A bit taken back by her rash answer, Tenchi gulped down the lump in his throat before asking "A-Aren't you coming with me back to Jurai? The enemy could attack again at any time!"

Stepping in front of Tsunami, Ranma crossed his arms in front of his chest and glared at Tenchi "Give it up,... we've received word from your father, Yosho, that there is no enemy attacking Jurai. The first night you arrived Tsunami teleported to him and asked about the current predicament. Imagine our surprise when we found out that Jurai was actually in a peace treaty with the Zona's"(1) Seeing Tenchi's face curl up into a scowl, Ranma took a more neutral stance "So tell us,.... king,.. of Jurai. What exactly was your intention in doing this?"

Letting out a sigh of anger, Tenchi held out his hand as a bar of light appeared before him "To get Tsunami away from the demonic likes of you. You will do nothing but hurt her." He scowled when he met a fierce anger in Ranma's eyes "Face it,... you are a demon, and she is a goddess. There is nothing for the likes of you two there. If she came back with me, she would be given everything she could ever want in life"

Laughing a bit, Ranma returned Tenchi's scowl with one of his own as his blood red trench coat flashed into existence around him "You? What makes you think that Tsunami would even want a thing like that. You left her here like used trash. You gave her nothing in the ways of reassurance that she was wanted. When I came here, she was but a empty shell, that protected the grounds" Hearing a sob behind him, Ranma turned around and hugged Tsunami lightly "There's nothing in the world I would do to hurt Tsunami. There's nothing I could do that would hurt her like you have"

Face softening, Tenchi looked at the crying for of Tsunami before his head started to pound, and the scowl returning "It doesn't matter! I won't allow you to have her!" Tenchi jumped at Ranma, sword flashing into existence once again. Ranma, seeing the action, shoved Tsunami away from him and brought the sword Dandridge up to block. Once the swords connected, sparks flew as Ranma's eyes shut from the bright lights. It was a fatal mistake to make, and Ranma knew it, when Tenchi's sword pierced his chest. Screaming in agony, Ranma punched Tenchi away from him, sending the young king soaring through the air and slamming into a nearby wall. Ranma growled as he felt the soaring pain in his chest, and reached for the hilt, only to get his hand scorched from the heat it was putting off. Tenchi shook his head and stood up, slowly looking toward Ranma with a grin on his face "You can't remove that sword Ranma. It was forged from the most heated metal Jurai has ever made. It's a keepsake that is handed down for generations just for this purpose. It's indestructible, and it's blade is ever sharp. Your dead"

The sword burned as Ranma continued to scream in agony, Tsunami staring with horror at the tortured Ranma "RANMA! NO!" Tsunami's clothes glowed for a second and were replaced by her priestess clothes as she ran to his side. She reached out and went to touch his face before she pulled it back, the flames catching onto her robe "no,...... Ranma, fight it!" Tears started to fall from her eyes as she watched Ranma, the only one to show her companionship, catch flames right before her. She shielded her eyes as the form of Ranma started to grow, the flames picking up and starting to lash out at it's surroundings. Once they died down, there was nothing left of the former Saotome with exception to both swords.

Tenchi calmly walked over to the ashes and knelt down, picking his sword up and wiping it on the bottom of his robes "Now that the monstrosity is gone, you are free to return to your birthplace. As King of Jurai, I order your return and future service" He flinched at the hateful glare Tsunami sent toward him, before he gathered his courage and narrowed his eyes "Are you going to disobey your oath to Jurai?" He smirked when he saw all traces of the glare disappear from Tsunami's face "Face it,... he was mortal anyways"

Turning to walk away, Tenchi failed to notice the eyes that appeared in his shadow, and was surprised when a hand shot out and gripped his neck forcefully "And just who was mortal?" The shadows melded together and raised from the ground before shredding into Ranma's naked form. Ranma pulled Tenchi closer and sneered "I knew you would try something like this, so I tied my energy to your shadow." He grinned before throwing Tenchi to the ground, and summoning a blade of pure crimson energy. Tenchi stared with wide eyes as Ranma shifted to his demon form, growing a good foot and gaining the black wings, and sneered at him "Did you honestly think I would get killed by such a pathetic excuse of a king as yourself?"

Tenchi growled at Ranma as he grabbed onto his forearm, his grip wavering slightly "There's something you forgot Ranma" the hand started to glow a bright white, causing Ranma to shield his eyes from the intensity "I know thousands of years of Jurain knowledge" The light grew in intensity before a loud explosion was heard. Tsunami stared at the cloud of dust that kicked up and gasped when Tenchi walked from the center of it "I know how to rid you of this time." He grabbed Tsunami by the waist before disappearing into the silent night as Sirens got closer to the shrine.

--- four years in the past ---

Sasami, Tenchi, Mihoshi, Kiyone, Ryoko, Ayeka, Washu, Katsuhito, and Tenchi's father were all sitting around the table enjoying a surprisingly quiet breakfast. Most of them covered their eyes when a brilliant flash of white filled the house. Once the light dimmed down, and they could all see again, they noticed a figure laying on the table seemingly not moving. Tenchi was the first to move as he went to Ranma's side and checked for a pulse. When he found one, he let out a sigh of breath "Well,... at least he has a pulse."

Washu nodded her head slightly before pulling a computer from nowhere, and started typing on it "Well well,..... what a treat we have here. It seems that the boy here has Jurian, and demon energy." She folded her computer before walking over to him and poked him in the chest "Your going to be my new guinea pig when you awaken"

Sasami looked at Ranma with Tsunami's eyes, as they shifted places "Please move away from the boy Washu" noticing the shocked looks on everyone's faces, she walked over to his side and smiled sadly "Ranma,......" She waved her hands over him, causing a backlash of energy as her healing powers ran rampant throughout Ranma's body.

Grabbing his chest, Ranma slammed upward into a sitting position as his hand rubbed the spot tenderly "Ouch,... Damn,... what the hell happened?!?!" He looked around him and noticed all the new faces and had to blink before his eyes set onto Tenchi "You!" Instantly Ranma was surrounded in his demonic form and the sword was at his side. However, the sword wasn't his usual one, instead he unconsciously summoned the sword Colander to his side. The sword burned with intensity as Ranma's glared Tenchi hardened.

His trance was broken when Tsunami clapped her hands right in front of him, making him flinch and look at her "Ranma,.... You don't need to fight Tenchi,... not here. This isn't the Tenchi that you know from the future."

A laughing was heard from the woman with a pale blue hairstyle and wearing sunglasses "You really think that this moron could defeat Tenchi? Get real, even I could stop this idiot. Tenchi has the power of the light hawks on his side, how could you think that he would even win!"

By this time, Tenchi was sweating slightly as all the girls in the room, aside from Tsunami and Washuu, seemed to make heart eyes at him "U-Uh,,... That doesn't mean anything if I can summon them. I can't even use them properly. Besides" He then looked up at Ranma and the armor "This man looks strong,... and deadly."

Ranma growled slightly at Tenchi before sighing when Tsunami touched his arm "Fine,... but if he does anything suspicious, he's dead." He then let his hold on the powers of his demonic side go, and the sword vanished with it "Meanwhile,... I think I'm going to pay Dante a visit" He looked over at Tsunami and smiled wide "Would you like to come?" He grinned when she nodded her head energetically. He then looked sheepish slightly before looking at Katsuhito "Umm,... May I use your phone?" Seeing the older gentlemen nod his head, Ranma walked out of the room and toward where he last remembered the phone being. After exploring a bit, Ranma picked up the phone and dialed the number, waiting patiently for the ringing to stop. Once it did, and a voice answered on the other side, Ranma grinned wide "Dante! Hey,... it's Ranma,.." his grin disappeared when he was hung up on "What the hell?"

Tsunami then walked around the corner and pulled on Ranma's arm gently "Ranma,.... it's four years in the past,... no one except this household knows who you are. Your still on that training trip with Genma,.... remember?" Seeing the blood drain from Ranma's face, Tsunami sighed and wrapped her arms around his waist "I'm sorry,....."

TO BE CONTINUED_____

OMAKE!!!!

Ranma : Damn that Tenchi,... where the hell did he go to now?!?!

Tsunami : *purring slightly* Does it matter Ranma-sama? That means we're alone in the bedroom. I can think of a couple of things to do while we're here.

Ranma blushed slightly as he noticed Tsunami unbuttoning her pants and slipping out of them. He blushed even harder when her red panties flashed into existence.

Tenchi : Alright enough of that! STOP AT ONCE!

Tsunami grinned and pointed at Tenchi.

Tsunami : There he is! GET HIM RANMA!,....... Ranma?

She then looked over at Ranma and saw him passed out on the bed, blood dripping from his nose, causing her to sigh.

Tsunami : Mwaa,.... Ranma-kun,.....

she then looked over to where Tenchi was and saw him staring at her panties, causing her to blush.

Tsunami : Tenchi you pervert!

She brought her hand back and slapped Tenchi hard, causing him to fly through the household.

Tenchi : WHY ONLY ME!!