Ch.3 "Bloody Marauders"
A/N: called Sara a mudblood only and only because he got really pissed. That is the ONLY reason, I know he does not like that word and all and he does not mind muggles but, people do tend to say things they wouldn't normally when they are mad . . . enjoy! Oh yes, and thank you for telling me how to spell Remus!
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So far, there has been a grand total of three weeks into school . . . everyone had settled in on the most part and were very excited about everything, with the trips out to Hogsmead, and the Muggle Studies, the new DADA teacher . . . and of course, the hormone-raging teenage boys were especially excited about trying to hook up with that 'special someone'. Remus and Sirius talked out everything about two weeks ago and they are friends again, not as if they could ever not be friends.
It was early in the morning, breakfast with the four Marauders and it was . . . too early for them actually. James sat with his head in his hands, dosing off from time to time. Sirius was staring blankly down at his now cold eggs and bacon, ever so often glancing around the almost empty hall. Remus had his arms crossed, with his head buried in his arms, sleeping . . . and no one really noticed when Peter fell back onto the floor from falling asleep, hitting his head on the hard stone.
Sirius let out a heavy sigh "Prongs" he managed.
James grunted in response.
"What's it like?" Sirius asked.
"S'wat like?" James grumbled.
"Living with the Ice Queen" Remus' muffled voice said.
"Yea" Sirius yawned, "So, S'wats it like?"
"Hell on earth" James yawned casually and took a sip of his orange juice.
"Can't be that bad" Sirius smirked lazily.
"Are you mad?" James asked, trying to look confused, but the tiredness was overwhelming.
"You have to admit Prongs, Evans is mad hot" Remus' muffled voice said again.
"Hey Moony, you better watch it" Sirius slurred "You, mate, have a girlfriend"
Remus got up and looked at Sirius "I can look, Padfoot, but I can not touch" he yawned and buried his head back in his crossed arms.
"And" Sirius yawned again "damnit, why am I yawning so much?" he huffed "well, what I was going to say was . . . er. . ." Sirius pondered "Oh yes, there we go . . . what about that little French piece of arse huh?" he smirked weakly.
"Nichole Valentine?" James asked "Evans' best friend?"
"Yea. . ." Sirius smiled "now, I wouldn't mind waking up to find her in my bed"
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James Potter, all-powerful Marauder, ladies man, hell-raiser, heir to a loyal, rich pureblood family sat in Potions class bored out of his mind. He sat with his elbow propped on the table and his chin in his hand, tapping his quill on his desk in a steady, bored rhythm. Tap . . . tap . . . tap . . . tap.
He looked around the room lazily, eyes falling on a fellow Gryffindor seventh year girl with strawberry blonde hair and bright electric blue eyes. She was a very pretty girl and James took a mental note to ask her for 'help in Potions'. The girl turned her head and looked at James, raising her eyebrows and smirking at the Marauder winking in her direction.
"Was'er name again?" Sirius whispered to James.
"Jacqueline Anderson" James whispered back.
"Well, you going to ask for potions help or not?" Sirius whispered, grinning.
"When class is over," James replied.
"Mr. Potter, what could you possibly be conversing about with Mr. Black that is more important than my lesson, care to share it with that class?" the professor scowled.
"Alright" James sighed, "If you all must know what me and Sirius were conversing about, I was going to ask Miss. Anderson for help in Potions tonight" he smirked.
The class hummed with comments and most of the girls giggled, trying to hide their laughter behind their books or hands. Lily sat in shock and furrowed her brows, shaking her head at the comment.
"Sit. Down, and five points from Gryffindor" the professor said slowly and sternly.
~*~*~
Lily walked briskly into the head's quarters and sat on one of the black leather sofas, and started reading a muggle novel by the name of Romeo and Juliet.
She was quite content, but after a few minutes of concentrating on her book, she heard something coming from James' bedroom.
"What the bloody hell is that?" Lily mumbled to herself. She listened again, barely breathing . . . it almost sounded like . . . moaning.
"Oh please don't tell me that is what I think it is," she gasped.
Suddenly, the soft moans got louder, and then turned into short high- pitched yelps, along with a male grunting and something slamming against the wall repeatedly.
Lily almost gagged. She picked up her books and headed for the Gryffindor commonroom to find her friends, just as she walked out of the portrait hole, she heard a loud scream calling out James' name.
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"Are you zeriouz?! I cannot believe zis! Oh my gooodnezs!" Nichole laughed "Zat is zee funniest ting I have ever heard of!"
"Yea, laugh it up Nichole" Lily grumbled.
"Hey, what I miss?" Sara asked, sitting by Nichole.
"I just got freaked out . . . I'm not going back to the head's commonroom for a while" Lily sighed
"Why?" Remus asked, hooking an arm around Sara.
"Yea Evans, thought you loved the head girl thing" Sirius called over.
"Shut up would you" Lily snapped at Sirius.
"I heard James bedding some girl in his room . . . quite revolting" Lily grunted "I mean, he doesn't have the decency to at LEAST use a simple silencing charm!"
"That's my Prongs!" Sirius laughed
"I will never understand you Marauder folk" Sara sighed and kissed Remus on the cheek.
"You see Sara my dear" Remus grinned "that is the point, no one is supposed to understand us . . . we like it that way"
"Cheers to that" Sirius sighed and winked at a group of sixth year giggling girls.
Nichole grinned at Lily and walked over to Sirius and sat down next to him, gently placing a hand on his shoulder, she felt him tense up beneath her touch and this made her smile.
"Sirius dear" she began "I'm afraid zat I need szome help in Potions" she grinned "woold you be szo kind?" she asked.
"Well Nichole, only if you help me in Charms" he tried to play off how nervous he was.
"But, Zsirius you have enough Charms . . . you really don't need any ovf my help" she smiled.
Sirius started to feel the pink flow over his cheeks and ears "All righty then, shall we get started? I know this room that is perfect for . . . Potions" he grinned.
"That szounds wonderful to me" she whispered in his ear and grinned.
"Good lord woman, you've got all worked up and we haven't even started yet" he smirked "I'm telling you, its that bloody accent . . ." he whispered.
"Oh, I'm szo zsorry Mizure ((sp?)) Black, I didn't realize zat it waz a problem" she said innocently.
"Oh no, Nichole, I love that bloody. . .sexy. . .luscious. . .French accent" he smiled, making Nichole giggle and blush.
"Shall we go then?" she asked and led them out.
"Yes! Please, go!" Lily called after them.
~*~*~
It was late that night before Lily finally thought it was safe to return to her room. She crept inside and walked gracefully to the stairs that led up to her bed.
"You were out late" a voice drawled.
Lily sighed "Well Potter, I wouldn't be late if wouldn't have brought that girl to come shag after supper!" she growled "it really quite is degrading for her and rude to me that you didn't even think of putting a silencing spell on your little room" she scolded and walked up the stairs.
"Oh come on Evans, you know you liked it . . . you know that you wished it was you screaming my name up there" he smirked.
"Don't flatter yourself Potter," she growled.
"Please, it would be your honor to shag me, it really would" he smirked again and winked at her.
Lily half grunted, half screamed, and stomped up the stairs "JAMES POTTER, YOU DRIVE ME ABSOLUTLY INSANE! AND I HATE YOU!" she yelled and slammed her door.
"You guys can come out now" James said coolly. After a minute, Sirius, Remus, and Peter came out from behind the window curtain, smiling and holding up a couple bottles of firewhiskey.
"Drinks all around!" James and Sirius laughed at the same time. They poured the firewhiskey in the four shot glasses, the four Marauders tipped their glasses and downed the drinks, wincing afterwards.
After about two more shots around, Lily opened her door and stuck her head out "I KNOW YOU FOUR ARE NOT DOWN THERE HAVING SHOTS OF FIREWHISKEY ON A SCHOOL NIGHT" she yelled.
"How did she know? We were quiet!" Remus gasped.
"AND IF YOU ARE WONDERING HOW I KNOW, PETER AND SIRIUS' SHOES WERE STICKING OUT FROM UNDERNETH THE CURTAINS!" she answered the pondering question.
"Damn" Sirius and Peter said quickly.
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Lily came down the stairs into the head's commonroom quite chirpy that morning after, she smiled all the way down the stairs, but the smile turned into a frown when she steeped into the commonroom.
"What on earth?" she mumbled to herself.
She looked around the room to find James laying in one of the black sofas passed out, holding a bottle that was ¾ empty, Sirius sitting and leaning up against the wall, head his head lolling, Remus sprawled out on the floor face down with his shot glass still in hand and Peter . . . well, she really didn't know where the bloody hell Peter was and couldn't care less.
Lily went to the closed curtains of the huge window and grinned evilly to herself. She sprung them open and let the hot bright sun in, immediately waking the slumbering Marauders with groans and grunts.
"Get up!" she said in an annoyingly cheery voice.
"Damnit woman!" James yelled.
"Oh, I'm so sorry Potter" she replied with sarcasm dripping off of her every word "Did I . . . did I wake you? Oh yes that's right . . . I should have let you sleep in because . . . you and your little friends decided to have a little party and get drunk . . . on a school night"
"That's right" James mumbled, "Now go away Evans!"
"Excuse me, but I really don't have to . . . you see, if Dumbledore found out about what the four infamous Marauders were doing . . . I think that he would oh, I don't know . . . take your Head privileges" she shot back.
James was about to say something but shut his mouth and gave Lily the death glare instead. Lily rolled her eyes and stormed out of the commonroom.
Sirius looked at Remus, Remus looked at Sirius, and they laughed a little but stopped when it hurt their head too much.
"Wa'so funny?" James asked.
"You two are like an old married couple" Sirius grinned.
"Padfoot, I never want to hear me and Evans and the word married ever in the same sentence ever again" he replied and looked at the clock above the fireplace.
"Shit" Remus grunted and got up, steadying himself on a table, "We're going to Miss breakfast"
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Lily sat down in the great hall next to Nichole and Sara and looked at them and sighed heavily "Bloody Marauders" she grunted.
A/N: so what did you all think? A little shorter than I planned I think but I am working on it. its kinda hard to write a story and make it really good like some of the others I have read when I don't really know the personality of each character . . . I have never read the books except for the fifth . . . yes I know, big jump . . . thank you to all my wonderful reviewers out there and I hope you all like my story so far . . . trust me it is going to get better! Smooches! -Lil' Blu--
A/N: called Sara a mudblood only and only because he got really pissed. That is the ONLY reason, I know he does not like that word and all and he does not mind muggles but, people do tend to say things they wouldn't normally when they are mad . . . enjoy! Oh yes, and thank you for telling me how to spell Remus!
~*~*~
So far, there has been a grand total of three weeks into school . . . everyone had settled in on the most part and were very excited about everything, with the trips out to Hogsmead, and the Muggle Studies, the new DADA teacher . . . and of course, the hormone-raging teenage boys were especially excited about trying to hook up with that 'special someone'. Remus and Sirius talked out everything about two weeks ago and they are friends again, not as if they could ever not be friends.
It was early in the morning, breakfast with the four Marauders and it was . . . too early for them actually. James sat with his head in his hands, dosing off from time to time. Sirius was staring blankly down at his now cold eggs and bacon, ever so often glancing around the almost empty hall. Remus had his arms crossed, with his head buried in his arms, sleeping . . . and no one really noticed when Peter fell back onto the floor from falling asleep, hitting his head on the hard stone.
Sirius let out a heavy sigh "Prongs" he managed.
James grunted in response.
"What's it like?" Sirius asked.
"S'wat like?" James grumbled.
"Living with the Ice Queen" Remus' muffled voice said.
"Yea" Sirius yawned, "So, S'wats it like?"
"Hell on earth" James yawned casually and took a sip of his orange juice.
"Can't be that bad" Sirius smirked lazily.
"Are you mad?" James asked, trying to look confused, but the tiredness was overwhelming.
"You have to admit Prongs, Evans is mad hot" Remus' muffled voice said again.
"Hey Moony, you better watch it" Sirius slurred "You, mate, have a girlfriend"
Remus got up and looked at Sirius "I can look, Padfoot, but I can not touch" he yawned and buried his head back in his crossed arms.
"And" Sirius yawned again "damnit, why am I yawning so much?" he huffed "well, what I was going to say was . . . er. . ." Sirius pondered "Oh yes, there we go . . . what about that little French piece of arse huh?" he smirked weakly.
"Nichole Valentine?" James asked "Evans' best friend?"
"Yea. . ." Sirius smiled "now, I wouldn't mind waking up to find her in my bed"
~*~*~
James Potter, all-powerful Marauder, ladies man, hell-raiser, heir to a loyal, rich pureblood family sat in Potions class bored out of his mind. He sat with his elbow propped on the table and his chin in his hand, tapping his quill on his desk in a steady, bored rhythm. Tap . . . tap . . . tap . . . tap.
He looked around the room lazily, eyes falling on a fellow Gryffindor seventh year girl with strawberry blonde hair and bright electric blue eyes. She was a very pretty girl and James took a mental note to ask her for 'help in Potions'. The girl turned her head and looked at James, raising her eyebrows and smirking at the Marauder winking in her direction.
"Was'er name again?" Sirius whispered to James.
"Jacqueline Anderson" James whispered back.
"Well, you going to ask for potions help or not?" Sirius whispered, grinning.
"When class is over," James replied.
"Mr. Potter, what could you possibly be conversing about with Mr. Black that is more important than my lesson, care to share it with that class?" the professor scowled.
"Alright" James sighed, "If you all must know what me and Sirius were conversing about, I was going to ask Miss. Anderson for help in Potions tonight" he smirked.
The class hummed with comments and most of the girls giggled, trying to hide their laughter behind their books or hands. Lily sat in shock and furrowed her brows, shaking her head at the comment.
"Sit. Down, and five points from Gryffindor" the professor said slowly and sternly.
~*~*~
Lily walked briskly into the head's quarters and sat on one of the black leather sofas, and started reading a muggle novel by the name of Romeo and Juliet.
She was quite content, but after a few minutes of concentrating on her book, she heard something coming from James' bedroom.
"What the bloody hell is that?" Lily mumbled to herself. She listened again, barely breathing . . . it almost sounded like . . . moaning.
"Oh please don't tell me that is what I think it is," she gasped.
Suddenly, the soft moans got louder, and then turned into short high- pitched yelps, along with a male grunting and something slamming against the wall repeatedly.
Lily almost gagged. She picked up her books and headed for the Gryffindor commonroom to find her friends, just as she walked out of the portrait hole, she heard a loud scream calling out James' name.
~*~*~
"Are you zeriouz?! I cannot believe zis! Oh my gooodnezs!" Nichole laughed "Zat is zee funniest ting I have ever heard of!"
"Yea, laugh it up Nichole" Lily grumbled.
"Hey, what I miss?" Sara asked, sitting by Nichole.
"I just got freaked out . . . I'm not going back to the head's commonroom for a while" Lily sighed
"Why?" Remus asked, hooking an arm around Sara.
"Yea Evans, thought you loved the head girl thing" Sirius called over.
"Shut up would you" Lily snapped at Sirius.
"I heard James bedding some girl in his room . . . quite revolting" Lily grunted "I mean, he doesn't have the decency to at LEAST use a simple silencing charm!"
"That's my Prongs!" Sirius laughed
"I will never understand you Marauder folk" Sara sighed and kissed Remus on the cheek.
"You see Sara my dear" Remus grinned "that is the point, no one is supposed to understand us . . . we like it that way"
"Cheers to that" Sirius sighed and winked at a group of sixth year giggling girls.
Nichole grinned at Lily and walked over to Sirius and sat down next to him, gently placing a hand on his shoulder, she felt him tense up beneath her touch and this made her smile.
"Sirius dear" she began "I'm afraid zat I need szome help in Potions" she grinned "woold you be szo kind?" she asked.
"Well Nichole, only if you help me in Charms" he tried to play off how nervous he was.
"But, Zsirius you have enough Charms . . . you really don't need any ovf my help" she smiled.
Sirius started to feel the pink flow over his cheeks and ears "All righty then, shall we get started? I know this room that is perfect for . . . Potions" he grinned.
"That szounds wonderful to me" she whispered in his ear and grinned.
"Good lord woman, you've got all worked up and we haven't even started yet" he smirked "I'm telling you, its that bloody accent . . ." he whispered.
"Oh, I'm szo zsorry Mizure ((sp?)) Black, I didn't realize zat it waz a problem" she said innocently.
"Oh no, Nichole, I love that bloody. . .sexy. . .luscious. . .French accent" he smiled, making Nichole giggle and blush.
"Shall we go then?" she asked and led them out.
"Yes! Please, go!" Lily called after them.
~*~*~
It was late that night before Lily finally thought it was safe to return to her room. She crept inside and walked gracefully to the stairs that led up to her bed.
"You were out late" a voice drawled.
Lily sighed "Well Potter, I wouldn't be late if wouldn't have brought that girl to come shag after supper!" she growled "it really quite is degrading for her and rude to me that you didn't even think of putting a silencing spell on your little room" she scolded and walked up the stairs.
"Oh come on Evans, you know you liked it . . . you know that you wished it was you screaming my name up there" he smirked.
"Don't flatter yourself Potter," she growled.
"Please, it would be your honor to shag me, it really would" he smirked again and winked at her.
Lily half grunted, half screamed, and stomped up the stairs "JAMES POTTER, YOU DRIVE ME ABSOLUTLY INSANE! AND I HATE YOU!" she yelled and slammed her door.
"You guys can come out now" James said coolly. After a minute, Sirius, Remus, and Peter came out from behind the window curtain, smiling and holding up a couple bottles of firewhiskey.
"Drinks all around!" James and Sirius laughed at the same time. They poured the firewhiskey in the four shot glasses, the four Marauders tipped their glasses and downed the drinks, wincing afterwards.
After about two more shots around, Lily opened her door and stuck her head out "I KNOW YOU FOUR ARE NOT DOWN THERE HAVING SHOTS OF FIREWHISKEY ON A SCHOOL NIGHT" she yelled.
"How did she know? We were quiet!" Remus gasped.
"AND IF YOU ARE WONDERING HOW I KNOW, PETER AND SIRIUS' SHOES WERE STICKING OUT FROM UNDERNETH THE CURTAINS!" she answered the pondering question.
"Damn" Sirius and Peter said quickly.
~*~*~
Lily came down the stairs into the head's commonroom quite chirpy that morning after, she smiled all the way down the stairs, but the smile turned into a frown when she steeped into the commonroom.
"What on earth?" she mumbled to herself.
She looked around the room to find James laying in one of the black sofas passed out, holding a bottle that was ¾ empty, Sirius sitting and leaning up against the wall, head his head lolling, Remus sprawled out on the floor face down with his shot glass still in hand and Peter . . . well, she really didn't know where the bloody hell Peter was and couldn't care less.
Lily went to the closed curtains of the huge window and grinned evilly to herself. She sprung them open and let the hot bright sun in, immediately waking the slumbering Marauders with groans and grunts.
"Get up!" she said in an annoyingly cheery voice.
"Damnit woman!" James yelled.
"Oh, I'm so sorry Potter" she replied with sarcasm dripping off of her every word "Did I . . . did I wake you? Oh yes that's right . . . I should have let you sleep in because . . . you and your little friends decided to have a little party and get drunk . . . on a school night"
"That's right" James mumbled, "Now go away Evans!"
"Excuse me, but I really don't have to . . . you see, if Dumbledore found out about what the four infamous Marauders were doing . . . I think that he would oh, I don't know . . . take your Head privileges" she shot back.
James was about to say something but shut his mouth and gave Lily the death glare instead. Lily rolled her eyes and stormed out of the commonroom.
Sirius looked at Remus, Remus looked at Sirius, and they laughed a little but stopped when it hurt their head too much.
"Wa'so funny?" James asked.
"You two are like an old married couple" Sirius grinned.
"Padfoot, I never want to hear me and Evans and the word married ever in the same sentence ever again" he replied and looked at the clock above the fireplace.
"Shit" Remus grunted and got up, steadying himself on a table, "We're going to Miss breakfast"
~*~*~
Lily sat down in the great hall next to Nichole and Sara and looked at them and sighed heavily "Bloody Marauders" she grunted.
A/N: so what did you all think? A little shorter than I planned I think but I am working on it. its kinda hard to write a story and make it really good like some of the others I have read when I don't really know the personality of each character . . . I have never read the books except for the fifth . . . yes I know, big jump . . . thank you to all my wonderful reviewers out there and I hope you all like my story so far . . . trust me it is going to get better! Smooches! -Lil' Blu--