Ch.7 "Agent Notsoobvious"

Later that night in the Gryffindor common room

"Szirius daaling, vwhat are yoo dooing?" Nichole asked Sirius, flipping her raven hair, and batting her blue eyes at him in a flirty way.

Sirius, who was in a kaki trench coat which was obviously way too large for him was also wearing 'disguise glasses' ((A/N: the ones that have the big square rims, thick eyebrows and moustache and unnecessarily large nose)), replied in an exasperated tone "Don't call me that! It's Inspector Seekandspy!" (A/N: see-ken-spe) he then ripped out a business card, which looked mostly like a torn piece of parchment and handed it to Nichole, it had his name on the front scribbled in his messy handwriting.

"Szeek an Spy?" Nichole giggled.

"No!" Sirius exclaimed, he then dropped his voice, making sure that no one else could hear "Seekandspy"

Nichole rolled her eyes then looked to Remus who was reading 'Forty-Five Ways to Use Your NEWT scores in Real Life' with his feet propped on the table in front of him. "Might as well came himself Agent Notsoobvious" (A/N: not-soo-bvoius) Remus sighed, making Nichole look at him in a curious way. Remus then wrote it down on the other side of Sirius' "business card" and handed it to Nichole. She read the name and started giggling more.

Sirius pondered about the new name and then after a moment, exclaimed, "I like it! Sounds like that big mountain that explodes in Italy!"

"Mt. Vesuvius?" Remus asked.

Sirius paused a brief moment, with a curious expression lingering his face before answering with a simple "No, not quite, but that's okay"

"Szirius, you realize zat it izz 'Not zso obvious?" Nichole asked, smoothing down her long hair, with a playful glint in her eyes that made Sirius almost forget about what James wanted him to do and take Nichole upstairs to... he wasn't going to finish that thought, and recovered quickly when a first year ran by him, accidentally stepping on his big toe.

"Ouch!" he whined, he then looked at Nichole "Its Notsoobvious, Nichole" he exclaimed, "Get with the program" he was now snapping his fingers repeatedly with every word.

"Here we are" Remus sighed, indicating that Lily and Fliming coming into the common room and taking a seat next to each other at one of the big couches next to the fireplace. Sirius immediately retrieved his omnioculars out from one of the many pockets weighed down in his trench coat.

"Eight O'clock, right on time" Sirius mumbled, scribbling something one a bit of parchment and pressing his eyes to the omnioculars once again.

"Padfoot" Remus sighed, shaking his head "there was no set time"

"Shh" Sirius replied "I'm concentrating"

"Try not to strain yourself" Remus smirked, returning back to his book.

"8:05" Sirius said in his 'detective' voice, which was unreasonably low and a bit disturbing. "Anthony Fliming is sitting about... one meter away from Lily Evans... at an angle of about thirty seven... and four fifths degrees... Celsius." He said as he wrote something on the bit of parchment.

"Umm... nevermind" Remus shook his head, trying not to laugh at his friends' temporary lack of common sense.

"Hey" Sirius muttered after some time, pressing his eyes harder against the omnioculars, "why is he moving closer to Lily? Wait a minute... he's moving his arm around her, Moony." Sirius turned to Remus, raising an eyebrow at his fellow Marauder. "Austin, we have a problem" Sirius said behind his hand, trying to imitate something he saw in a Muggle movie one time and trying to make his voice scratchy, as if he were talking on a walkie-talkie.

"Huston, Sirius" Remus said, pinching the bridge of his nose "Huston" he then looked to Lily and Anthony, she was shrugging his arm off her shoulders and trying to scoot to the other side of the couch, but Anthony did it again, this time giving her a flashy smile. He whispered something in her ear that made Lily blush and scoot away, giving him a look between disgust and shock.

"That's my cue" Remus muttered, walking to the couch across the room and smiled at Lily.

"Hey you" she smiled up at him.

"Hey" Remus grinned, then looked to Anthony, who was looking a bit uncomfortable and frustrated at Remus. Remus smiled inside. "Who is this?" Remus asked, calmly.

"Oh, this is Anthony Fliming, I'm helping him in Muggle Studies" Lily replied, clearing her throat then tucking her hair behind her ear.

"Nice to meet you" Remus held out his hand; Anthony shook it and Remus noticed how clammy the guys hands were.

"Yes, well, I think we are done here, so I'm just going to go back to my dorm" Lily smiled and packed up her things.

"Want me to walk you?" Remus decided to jump at the chance before Fliming could.

"Sure, that would be great" Lily sighed. She turned to Anthony "See you later then" she said in a stiff tone.

"Thanks for walking me Remus" Lily grinned when they reached the tower entrance.

"No problem" Remus smirked, "I just didn't want ol' sleezball thinking he could get away with hanging all over my best friends girl like that"

"Yea, he is a sleezball, huh?" Lily wrinkled her nose, smiling "well, I guess I will see you tomorrow then?"

"Yea, see you tomorrow." Remus and Lily hugged quickly and parted ways.

"Tell Ashlea I say hi!" Lily called to Remus who waved.

After Lily climbed back into the portrait entrance, Remus sighed and turned to a statue of a unicorn "Sirius, you can come out now" he smirked and Sirius came out, still in his detective gear. His foot got caught on the unicorn's leg, making him fall to the ground. "Why do I put up with this?" Remus chuckled, helping Sirius up.

"Because I'm me" Sirius grinned.

A/N: review people! How did you like it??? Sorry it was so short!! I'll do better next time!