Well, it's now my third entry. The story will start kicking off soon. Just introducing my new characters and so an so forth. Ciao!

Chapter 2 - Globox's Morning

Globox blinked. Or at least tried to blink, as the moment he closed his eyes, he couldn't open them again. Damn those eyes. Those damn stupid eyes... Yeah eyes... What was he talking about again? Oh yeah eyes. Ahh, the quality of eyes. You can have evil eyes, red eyes, gentle eyes, crying eyes. You can tell what a person feels by their ey - "Get up you great pillock!"

"But, Uglette!"

"You've got to feed 100 of our 200 children."

"That's not fair!"

"Oh no. Don't worry, I'm going to feed the other 100."

"No. Me having to feed them at all."

"Come again?"

"What--"

"Mmm, eyes..."

"What? Oh just get up!" Globox sighed, and pulled himself out of bed. Ahh, well. People had suffered worse than him. But maybe he could get out of this one... But how? Hell, he needed a miracle. Thinking about it, why did he keep thinking words like hell and damn? There's no point praying for a miracle when your swearing. He sighed again. I need a miracle.

"AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" That's strange. Thought Globox. Must be one of his kids... SMASH! Through the window plummeted an over-large squirrel. The squirrel crashed into Globox and sent them both tumbling out of the parallel window. "Globox!" screamed Uglette, "How do you manage it?"

"With difficulty!" screeched an equally perplexed Globox. Thudding onto the ground the squirrel and Globox made a sort of tumbling boulder while gathering dirt and leaves. "Ou." said Globox. "Ou. Ou. Ou."

"Err, this may not be the time," said the overlarged squirrel, "But, err, nice to meet you. I'm Chippy, you - ?"

"Globox, pleasure to meet yo -" They crashed into a ramp-shaped rock and threw up into the air. "Could be worse," said Chippy, "We could be going over a canyon." It took, between them, about ten seconds to realise they were. "AAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!"

Globox saw his life flash before him. He needed a miracle to get away from feeding his kids but did it have to go to the extremity of dying? He'd never see his kids again. Or Uglette. OR UGLETTE! Oh, the terrible shame. He would never see her agai -

SPLASH! As if by a miracle (two miracles in one day, that's unlikely) they had managed to fall in a tiny pond. "Phew," said Chippy, "That was close. You know for a second there, I thought we were gonna be pancakes!"

"But now you're gonna be kebab meat," replied a rather nasty looking crocodile.

"AAARRRGGGHHH!!!" screaming, both Chippy and Globox scrambled out of the water. Before tumbling down an embankment and crashing into none other than a Rayman and a strange human-like being.

"Hi," smiled Globox, "What a pleasant surprise."

"Extremely pleasant," said Rayman, brushing himself down.

"So now that we're all acquainted..."

"We are not acquainted!"

"Oh yeah. Rayman meet Chippy."

"Globox meet Drealy."

"Drealy meet Chippy."

"Globox meet Rayman."

"There."

"So what you guys doing?"

"Going to the Fairy Council..."

"Oooh, can me and Chippy come?" Rayman sighed and heftily raised his eyebrows. "Ok." So off they went into the distance with the sunrise finishing. And that's how the story begins.