Disclamer: As we all know, I have released Artemis Fowl. Just so you
know, Artemis had drugged me for he knew that I was going to receive that
letter. IT'S ALL HIS FALT! I DID NOT WANT TO DO THAT!
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I had spent a dreary Sunday catering to my family, I was hoping that I could make up for what I, I mean my Double had done. It worked partly, if you ignore the fact that everyone was convinced that I had been warned by God. But I knew it would take a long time, and lots of patients. And so the next day dawned, a Monday, and it was going to be one of those days.
My alarm rang, jaring me out of a pleasant dream, I sighed and spent a few minutes picking out my outfit. I now had COLORS! Before I left my room, I made sure to grab my full water gun, it came straight from super soaker crayola land.
"ARTEMIS!" I yelled up the stairs, he didn't respond. "Don't make me go up there, I've got a super soaker!" At that I heard a thump, so I placed my gun back into my room.
"Abby, time to get up," I told her with a gentle shake.
"Mmmrrrggg," she replied, as she rolled over to the other side of the bed.
"Abby, I won't tell the bus to wait for you." At that she drowsily rolled out of bed. It went much the same way for Hannah.
Everything went smoothly until we got onto the bus. "Hey Artemis," greated Shirly coyly. Artemis gave her a nod, but nothing more. I hoped that he wouldn't do anything stupid. As for Shirly, you can't hold her responsible for her actions, do you hold a rabbit responsible for HIS actions do you? I mean, their small brains and large, well you know; kinda influence their decisions.
"I hear that you are quite a genuis," Shirly said with a flip of her hair. Artemis continued to ignore her, but that didn't deter her one bit. "I really love to read, don't you?" she asked, when he didn't reply she continued as if he had said yes. "I just LOVE the Harry Potter series, have you read it?" again no reply, I was really getting nervous. "Isn't it awful the way that Harry and that other friend of his, um, Harmony, don't ever get together? I mean, they are so perfect for each other. They both love to learn, and read books, and um." she trailed off, becoming uncertain as she walked into shaky ground. I had long ago began banging my head against the seat. "Well, anyway," she continued with a giggle and a flip off her hair, "I really love to read."
Finally Artemis couldn't stand it any more, "Your pathetic attempts to flirt with me are just revealing the face of your idiocy. If you have any hope of impressing anyone I suggest you stop talking. Now if you would kindly calm your hormones and allow me to have some peace, I would greatly appreciate it." Artemis replied sharply, getting up and sitting as far away from her as possible.
"Artemis!" I exclamed, honestly shocked. He gave me an annoyed and, you- can't-say-that-you-weren't-expecting-that look. I couldn't say that I hadn't either, so I got up to console Shirly. Shirly looked devastated when I got back, Artemis has that effect on people. It doesn't help any that she has such a low self-esteme problem. "Shirly, I'm really sorry about what he said, he had no right," I began, but she swiftly cut me off.
"No, he was right, I can't flirt, I'm ugly, and who in their right mind would like me?" she asked, her lower lip beginning to tremble.
"Well, lets see, probably anyone with the right equipment," I replied with a gentle smile.
"No they wouldn't, they find me repulsive," she mummbled. Earlier she had honestly been upset, now she was digging for complements.
"Shirly, I believe we have gone over this already, you are gorgeous, you just throw yourself at anything with two legs." I replied simply, I needed to shock her out of her simpethy rut.
"You're right, I do do that, that's why I'm so pathetic," she wailed softly. "No-body ever likes me, why can't they see how nice I am?"
I needed something to scare her, now, Shirly hates pregnant women, and is uncomfortable around homo-sexuals, and (in my opinion) is a hypocryte, but she has promise. In my oppinion you are who you are, it doesn't matter if you're gay, but I am slowly wearing away at her resolve, and she's becoming more decent.
"Shirly, I don't find you replulsive," I whispered to her, giving her my heart-melting smile. It worked; she gave me a shocked look before she realized that I was jokeing. Either way her pity kick was over. (A/N: to any one I may have offended, Cerinthia's oppinion is my own. I have a friend who is Homo sexual, and we get along fine. So if I did upset you, I appolegize.)
I spent the way to school talking with Shirly, and I will not waste ink typing all of that useless conversation. When I did managed to get to school, I was about ready to murder Shirly. I really didn't care if she almost used the wrong color eye shadow!
As soon as I arrived I ran into my Algebra class, literaly. I spent the first period frantically taking notes and trying to keep my brain from exploding. I finally managed to make it to lunch period where I promtly headed outside to eat my lunch. I was immediately greeted by the sight of Shirly flirting with Artemis under our huge oak tree.
I walked over to watch the sport and was greeted by Cat, "Hey Thia, this is going to be a fun luch period isn't it?" she asked, lounging against the trunk.
"I think it has definate promise," I replied with a grin as I climbed up to the nearest branch and ate my lunch there. Artemis shot me the worst possible glare he could give, "Hey hun, it's pay-back time," I said with a grin, sure that my eyes were glittering with mischeif.
"Anyway," continued Shirly with a flip of her hair, "I'm have A LOT of trouble with Algebra," she finished with a giggle. "I would, like, really appreciate it if you could, like, help me out a little?"
I started to cough furiously trying hard not to laugh.
"I'm glad SOMEONE finds this amusing," Artemis commented coldly.
"Oh, believe me, it is," I told him, Cat and I bursting into giggles. Shirly was looking at us as if she wanted to join in, a flicker of a grin grased her face.
"But ANYWAY, I would, like, really appreciate it," she said with another flip of her hair.
Artemis gave her the coldest glare he could before she continued her one sided conversation, "Well, like, isn't the Math teacher such a grouch? I mean, she can't even apply her make-up properly, purple so isn't her color!" (I should tell you that the math teacher wares purple eye shadow.)
Shirly gave Cat a wink, "Oh I know, I mean, how could anyone ware that." Cat contributed with a smile. She didn't go all ditzy, but she did get very annoying.
After Shirly and Cat talked about the aspects of make-up and hair for quite a long time, Artemis had had enough. "How can anyone rot their brain with such useless information!" he exploded, Shirly recoiled from him in shock. "If you spent as much time on Algebra as you do make-up, you wouldn't need a tutor!"
Shirly suddenly burst into laughter, doubling over in her mirth. "You," she began, having to stop because of her laughter. "You took the longest out of any one for me to crack," she finished, her speech punctuated by gasps and giggles.
That's when I realized what had happened, how could I ever forget that Shirly really could be solid, and that she just liked to play around with people? I fell off of the branch I was laughing so hard, immediately I lost my breath.
"You are as graceless as ever," Artemis commented with a smirk.
"Don't we all know it," I gasped, my breath finally coming back.
That was when the bell rang and we all went back in for the next class.
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Jynxfreak: I'm glad you like my story, and I'm happy that I got a new reviewer. You don't know how hard it is to get people to read a story after 20 chapters! Then again, maybe you do. I'm afraid I don't msn, my parents are cheap, sorry. I'm glad you like Bulter, I was floundering with him most of the time. This would never be a Mary-Sue! My gosh, I can't believe you'd even assume that! I am so offended (saidwith flip of hair and dramatic voice)! And Mary-Sue's aren't that bad, just over done, they are fine in there own right. And, I don't know if you guessed this, but I'm a girl. If you want the story behind my name, go ahead and ask, it's fun to tell. Are you a guy or girl? Your reviews are so SHORT that I can't tell.
Anthony1234: Well, I hope my A/N was amusing enough, and I'm sorry this took so long! You love this! YEAH!
Selena(): I don't think I'll have Artemis get a girl friend, I don't know how he would act. Also, this may sound weird, I don't think Artemis wants a girl friend (as in the character that I'm writing is speaking to me. I make up my stories as I go along, it's like reading a book.) Neopets.com wasn't much of a help, you're right.
Angelgirl10: Yeah! My spelling is improving! :D I think that the poem is about thoughts, and seeking wisdom, "these pearls of thoughts in persian gulfs were bred." Omar is a knowledge seeker, I don't remmember exactly what he is, I read about him in a world book article while looking up stuff for a report on a different subject. What I do know is that he managed to completely change a culture by discovering and teaching. So, "The Diver Omar plucked them [pearls of thought] from their bed," he was awakening knowledge. I also know that Fitgerald is another famous knowledge seeker, I think he continued Omar's work. That would explain how he, "strung them on an english thread." I think it's saying that in the search of knowledge you may get lost and confused, keep going and if you don't find peace, you may find another piece of the puzzle of knowledge. It sounds like the world is confusing yet if you know where to look it will smooth out. It really confused me, you seem to like those poems.
"Each story must have a beginning, Each story must have an end."
It's in True Hate and True love, the introduction. A fanfiction story.
Jessica: how do you want to be in my story? I'll include you if you find a way to make it fit. I'm glad you like my denial. I was worried about that. Also, good point about Artemis being distant cause he's smarter.
Eliza Star: I think I will have Thia beat the fem's away! Oh! What a good idea! You rock! Oh, guess what? We have a snow day! But I'm home schooled so it doesn't count (sigh). Say high to your soon to be freezing cowboys for me!
CleopatraK: I'm glad you enjoy my story, I'm also glad you took the time to read my story! I'm also glad you like the dark! I updated!
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I had spent a dreary Sunday catering to my family, I was hoping that I could make up for what I, I mean my Double had done. It worked partly, if you ignore the fact that everyone was convinced that I had been warned by God. But I knew it would take a long time, and lots of patients. And so the next day dawned, a Monday, and it was going to be one of those days.
My alarm rang, jaring me out of a pleasant dream, I sighed and spent a few minutes picking out my outfit. I now had COLORS! Before I left my room, I made sure to grab my full water gun, it came straight from super soaker crayola land.
"ARTEMIS!" I yelled up the stairs, he didn't respond. "Don't make me go up there, I've got a super soaker!" At that I heard a thump, so I placed my gun back into my room.
"Abby, time to get up," I told her with a gentle shake.
"Mmmrrrggg," she replied, as she rolled over to the other side of the bed.
"Abby, I won't tell the bus to wait for you." At that she drowsily rolled out of bed. It went much the same way for Hannah.
Everything went smoothly until we got onto the bus. "Hey Artemis," greated Shirly coyly. Artemis gave her a nod, but nothing more. I hoped that he wouldn't do anything stupid. As for Shirly, you can't hold her responsible for her actions, do you hold a rabbit responsible for HIS actions do you? I mean, their small brains and large, well you know; kinda influence their decisions.
"I hear that you are quite a genuis," Shirly said with a flip of her hair. Artemis continued to ignore her, but that didn't deter her one bit. "I really love to read, don't you?" she asked, when he didn't reply she continued as if he had said yes. "I just LOVE the Harry Potter series, have you read it?" again no reply, I was really getting nervous. "Isn't it awful the way that Harry and that other friend of his, um, Harmony, don't ever get together? I mean, they are so perfect for each other. They both love to learn, and read books, and um." she trailed off, becoming uncertain as she walked into shaky ground. I had long ago began banging my head against the seat. "Well, anyway," she continued with a giggle and a flip off her hair, "I really love to read."
Finally Artemis couldn't stand it any more, "Your pathetic attempts to flirt with me are just revealing the face of your idiocy. If you have any hope of impressing anyone I suggest you stop talking. Now if you would kindly calm your hormones and allow me to have some peace, I would greatly appreciate it." Artemis replied sharply, getting up and sitting as far away from her as possible.
"Artemis!" I exclamed, honestly shocked. He gave me an annoyed and, you- can't-say-that-you-weren't-expecting-that look. I couldn't say that I hadn't either, so I got up to console Shirly. Shirly looked devastated when I got back, Artemis has that effect on people. It doesn't help any that she has such a low self-esteme problem. "Shirly, I'm really sorry about what he said, he had no right," I began, but she swiftly cut me off.
"No, he was right, I can't flirt, I'm ugly, and who in their right mind would like me?" she asked, her lower lip beginning to tremble.
"Well, lets see, probably anyone with the right equipment," I replied with a gentle smile.
"No they wouldn't, they find me repulsive," she mummbled. Earlier she had honestly been upset, now she was digging for complements.
"Shirly, I believe we have gone over this already, you are gorgeous, you just throw yourself at anything with two legs." I replied simply, I needed to shock her out of her simpethy rut.
"You're right, I do do that, that's why I'm so pathetic," she wailed softly. "No-body ever likes me, why can't they see how nice I am?"
I needed something to scare her, now, Shirly hates pregnant women, and is uncomfortable around homo-sexuals, and (in my opinion) is a hypocryte, but she has promise. In my oppinion you are who you are, it doesn't matter if you're gay, but I am slowly wearing away at her resolve, and she's becoming more decent.
"Shirly, I don't find you replulsive," I whispered to her, giving her my heart-melting smile. It worked; she gave me a shocked look before she realized that I was jokeing. Either way her pity kick was over. (A/N: to any one I may have offended, Cerinthia's oppinion is my own. I have a friend who is Homo sexual, and we get along fine. So if I did upset you, I appolegize.)
I spent the way to school talking with Shirly, and I will not waste ink typing all of that useless conversation. When I did managed to get to school, I was about ready to murder Shirly. I really didn't care if she almost used the wrong color eye shadow!
As soon as I arrived I ran into my Algebra class, literaly. I spent the first period frantically taking notes and trying to keep my brain from exploding. I finally managed to make it to lunch period where I promtly headed outside to eat my lunch. I was immediately greeted by the sight of Shirly flirting with Artemis under our huge oak tree.
I walked over to watch the sport and was greeted by Cat, "Hey Thia, this is going to be a fun luch period isn't it?" she asked, lounging against the trunk.
"I think it has definate promise," I replied with a grin as I climbed up to the nearest branch and ate my lunch there. Artemis shot me the worst possible glare he could give, "Hey hun, it's pay-back time," I said with a grin, sure that my eyes were glittering with mischeif.
"Anyway," continued Shirly with a flip of her hair, "I'm have A LOT of trouble with Algebra," she finished with a giggle. "I would, like, really appreciate it if you could, like, help me out a little?"
I started to cough furiously trying hard not to laugh.
"I'm glad SOMEONE finds this amusing," Artemis commented coldly.
"Oh, believe me, it is," I told him, Cat and I bursting into giggles. Shirly was looking at us as if she wanted to join in, a flicker of a grin grased her face.
"But ANYWAY, I would, like, really appreciate it," she said with another flip of her hair.
Artemis gave her the coldest glare he could before she continued her one sided conversation, "Well, like, isn't the Math teacher such a grouch? I mean, she can't even apply her make-up properly, purple so isn't her color!" (I should tell you that the math teacher wares purple eye shadow.)
Shirly gave Cat a wink, "Oh I know, I mean, how could anyone ware that." Cat contributed with a smile. She didn't go all ditzy, but she did get very annoying.
After Shirly and Cat talked about the aspects of make-up and hair for quite a long time, Artemis had had enough. "How can anyone rot their brain with such useless information!" he exploded, Shirly recoiled from him in shock. "If you spent as much time on Algebra as you do make-up, you wouldn't need a tutor!"
Shirly suddenly burst into laughter, doubling over in her mirth. "You," she began, having to stop because of her laughter. "You took the longest out of any one for me to crack," she finished, her speech punctuated by gasps and giggles.
That's when I realized what had happened, how could I ever forget that Shirly really could be solid, and that she just liked to play around with people? I fell off of the branch I was laughing so hard, immediately I lost my breath.
"You are as graceless as ever," Artemis commented with a smirk.
"Don't we all know it," I gasped, my breath finally coming back.
That was when the bell rang and we all went back in for the next class.
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Jynxfreak: I'm glad you like my story, and I'm happy that I got a new reviewer. You don't know how hard it is to get people to read a story after 20 chapters! Then again, maybe you do. I'm afraid I don't msn, my parents are cheap, sorry. I'm glad you like Bulter, I was floundering with him most of the time. This would never be a Mary-Sue! My gosh, I can't believe you'd even assume that! I am so offended (saidwith flip of hair and dramatic voice)! And Mary-Sue's aren't that bad, just over done, they are fine in there own right. And, I don't know if you guessed this, but I'm a girl. If you want the story behind my name, go ahead and ask, it's fun to tell. Are you a guy or girl? Your reviews are so SHORT that I can't tell.
Anthony1234: Well, I hope my A/N was amusing enough, and I'm sorry this took so long! You love this! YEAH!
Selena(): I don't think I'll have Artemis get a girl friend, I don't know how he would act. Also, this may sound weird, I don't think Artemis wants a girl friend (as in the character that I'm writing is speaking to me. I make up my stories as I go along, it's like reading a book.) Neopets.com wasn't much of a help, you're right.
Angelgirl10: Yeah! My spelling is improving! :D I think that the poem is about thoughts, and seeking wisdom, "these pearls of thoughts in persian gulfs were bred." Omar is a knowledge seeker, I don't remmember exactly what he is, I read about him in a world book article while looking up stuff for a report on a different subject. What I do know is that he managed to completely change a culture by discovering and teaching. So, "The Diver Omar plucked them [pearls of thought] from their bed," he was awakening knowledge. I also know that Fitgerald is another famous knowledge seeker, I think he continued Omar's work. That would explain how he, "strung them on an english thread." I think it's saying that in the search of knowledge you may get lost and confused, keep going and if you don't find peace, you may find another piece of the puzzle of knowledge. It sounds like the world is confusing yet if you know where to look it will smooth out. It really confused me, you seem to like those poems.
"Each story must have a beginning, Each story must have an end."
It's in True Hate and True love, the introduction. A fanfiction story.
Jessica: how do you want to be in my story? I'll include you if you find a way to make it fit. I'm glad you like my denial. I was worried about that. Also, good point about Artemis being distant cause he's smarter.
Eliza Star: I think I will have Thia beat the fem's away! Oh! What a good idea! You rock! Oh, guess what? We have a snow day! But I'm home schooled so it doesn't count (sigh). Say high to your soon to be freezing cowboys for me!
CleopatraK: I'm glad you enjoy my story, I'm also glad you took the time to read my story! I'm also glad you like the dark! I updated!