Chapter One: Memory Loss
Business around the campfire was as it usually was, Kagome seemed to be wondering and testing out how many times she could say sit after being upset by a certain hanyou. Inuyasha was, well, a crater of swearing and smoke. Shippou was sitting victoriously upon Kagome's shoulder and looking down upon the hole that was now Inuyasha. Sango and Miroku watched from the other side of the fire, not wanting to disturb Kagome's rant.
"You're such an inconsiderate idiot!" Kagome yelled, grabbing her bike "Sango-chan, Miroku-sama, I'm going home. Sorry Shippou-chan, I'll be back in a few days"
"Wait! Kagome, you-" Inuyasha said, clawing his way out of the hole
"SIT!" Kagome yelled from her bicycle, she rode off into the distance.
Inuyasha almost had time to sigh before his face came in contact with the muddy earth.
"You do deserve it sometimes, you know" Miroku mused to Inuyasha, who emerged, swearing and rubbing his head.
"Oh yeah, how?" he asked gruffly.
"Going off with Kikyou all the time" supplied Shippou, jumping onto Sango's shoulder.
Miroku crossed his arms and nodded.
Inuyasha huffed, as he usually did when the subject of Kikyou was brought up. Sango sighed and looked over in the direction Kagome had gone.
"Poor Kagome-chan" she thought out loud
"Poor her? Poor me!" Inuyasha yelled "And I doubt she even left me any Ramen..."
Kirara jumped up from her sleep and hissed, her fur standing up on end.
"What's wrong, Kirara?" Sango asked, getting up.
A woman and a small white haired girl emerged from the bushes. Kagura and Kanna, Kagura swung her fan and send wind blades at the group, who responded in a flurry of movement.
Sango picked up her giant boomerang Hirikotsu, Inuyasha drew Tessiaga, Miroku's grip tightened on his right hand and Shippou just stood there trying not to get hit.
Sango and Inuyasha lunged forwards, each swinging their weapon. Inuyasha went for Kagura and Sango for Kanna.
Minutes passed and the fight became more heated, with Miroku failing to suck Kagura into the air void in his right hand due to the sudden appearance of Naraku's poison bees. Sango swung her boomerang again, attempting to break Kanna's barrier, to her surprise it broke. She lunged forward, sword at the ready when all of a sudden Kanna's mirror started to glow.
Moments later, Miroku noticed Sango lying on the ground as Inuyasha warded off Kagura and Kanna.
"Sango, are you all right?" Miroku asked, helping her to her feet. Sango had a blank look on.
"San-go" she repeated, dumbly. "San-go"
"Sango, what's the matter?"
"San-go, I have heard that before. Sir, could you tell me who Sango is?" she asked, staring at Miroku. Miroku's eyes widened slightly and he turned to Inuyasha with a worried look on his face.
"Inuyasha! We have a problem!" he shouted.
Inuyasha came running over, with his sword over his shoulder "What now?"
Sango pointed at him victoriously "I KNOW WHO YOU ARE!" she exclaimed, she thought for a while and then let her hand drop lamely "No, I don't"
Inuyasha's jaw dropped "Oh, Kagome's gonna be pissed when she gets back"
"Kagome is going to be pissed when she gets back!" Sango repeated proudly
"It's nothing to be happy about, I'm probably going to get 'sat' by Kagome" Inuyasha said unhappily, "Oh how could this HAPPEN?"
"Kagome is going to sit on you!" Sango clarified in the same proud tone.
Shippou came running up to them and jumped up onto Sango's head. "What's-" Sango ran around in a circle, screaming "It's in my hair! It's in my hair!"
"Calm down!" Miroku said, putting a hand on her shoulder.
"Don't touch me! It's in my hair! Who are you all?" she said, stepping away from them with an alarmed look on her face.
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Miroku, Inuyasha and Shippou managed to convince Sango to come to Kaede's hut with them. She still had no clue who she was, but kept repeating "It's in my hair" or "Kagome is going to sit on you" in a dreamy voice.
"It does not look good" Kaede said, after examining Sango "She has lost almost all memory, if she'd lost any more she'd have no clue how to even talk"
"That bad?" Shippou said
Kaede nodded "Where is Miss Kagome?" she asked Inuyasha
"The wench went home" Inuyasha snorted
"The wench went home. Miss Kagome is the wench. Kagome is going to sit on you" Sango said dreamily.
"It's not a good thing!" Inuyasha snapped at her.
Sango was gazing out of the window and didn't even seem to notice Inuyasha glaring at her. He suddenly stood up "I have to go get Kagome, tell her what happened...before she finds out herself"
"I'm coming!" Shippou said, jumping up onto his shoulder.
"You can't even use the well!" Inuyasha snapped
"But I miss her!" Shippou replied angrily
"Grrr...FINE!"
Inuyasha stalked out of the hut with Shippou clinging to his back. Kaede eyed Miroku warningly "I have to go now," Miroku perked up "BUT, Miss Sango, if this man touches you, here or here" she indicated the necessary places "Then hit him"
"Here as well?" Sango questioned, grabbing her own chest "Because he did that on the way here"
Miroku smiled innocently and Kaede gave him a withering look. "It was simply a test!" he said, "To see if she'd react..."
"Yes, there as well. He is not to touch, Miss Sango" Kaede confirmed walking out of the hut.
Sango pointed at Miroku, with the air of telling off a little child "You" she said dangerously "Are not to touch Miss Sango here, here" she demonstrated "Not even here"
Miroku sighed in disappointment.
"You" she said again, pointing at him then to herself "Is my name Miss Sango?"
Miroku inhaled, not believing his luck and shook his head, grinning ear to ear.
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Inuyasha propped Shippou on the edge of the well.
"Wait here" he said, flexing his muscles and pulling a strained face
"What are you doing?" Shippou asked as Inuyasha stretched his arm muscles.
"I am getting ready to be 'sat', fool" Inuyasha snapped. He jumped down the well and crossed into Kagome's time.
He jumped out of the well in the Higurashi well house and ran out, jumping through Kagome's window.
"Kagome! Kagome! You here?"
The door opened, there stood Kagome in a towel. Inuyasha did the only thing he could; he hid under the bed.
"That idiot, Inuyasha. Sneaking off with that Kikyou all the time!" Kagome was saying to herself. "I can't believe him! And he told me he cared about me"
Inuyasha pulled a face; this was not what he wanted to be hearing, not that he wanted to be hearing anything.
The towel dropped to the floor and Inuyasha sweatdropped. Kagome's feet moved around for a bit as she collected her clothes.
"And it's not like she's even alive! molestation, yuck!"
Inuyasha really wished he'd stayed back in his time. Listening to a naked Kagome talking about corpse molestation was NOT very appealing, not that he wanted to listen to a naked Kagome anyway, he assured himself quickly.
Nope, he was not having these thoughts, he decided. He stared at the bottom of Kagome's bed for a while, then it sagged with Kagome's weight. He waited a couple of minutes and (thinking that she'd gone to sleep) emerged from her bed.
She hadn't.
Nor had she troubled herself to get completely dressed.
Kagome was sat there, in her underclothes, doing her hair. She froze. Inuyasha froze
"SIT, SIT, SIT, SIT, SIT!" Kagome yelled "Ooooh, you pervert, how long have you been here? DON'T YOU LIFT YOUR HEAD FROM THAT FLOOR! SIT, SIT, SIT, SIT!"
"Kagome...misunderstanding...simply...because...didn't want to see...accidental..." where the only understandable words. "Just came to tell...anyway, didn't even see...anything"
"You...You...You..." Kagome stuttered, pulling on her clothes "I'm...getting...a...LOCK...for that...window!"
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"Sango-chan was in an accident?" Kagome said, after calming down and peeling Inuyasha from the floor.
"Kaede-Baba said she's lost all her memories. The only way of getting them back would be to break that brat Kanna's mirror"
"We have to go back!" Kagome exclaimed, standing up.
"Yeah, we can't be too long because I did leave her with Miroku...""WHAT? YOU LEFT HER TO BE MOLESTED BY MIROKU-SAMA? YOU IDIOT!" Kagome yelled
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Half an hour later, Kagome ran into Kaede's hut with Inuyasha and Shippou following.
Miroku sat there with an arm round Sango, smiling broadly.
"Look, Sango, it's Kagome. Do you remember her?" Miroku said, as if talking to a two-year-old.
"Kagome wants to sit on you!" Sango said happily, pointing at Inuyasha.
"Miroku" Kagome said dangerously "What have you done to Sango-chan?"
"Nothing!" Miroku said innocently "I've been teaching you, haven't I, Sango?"
"Inuyasha!" Sango said, pointing to Inuyasha happily "Miroku!" she said, pointing to Miroku.
"Well, it doesn't look like he's done that bad a job" Kagome sighed, "And I thought..."
"I" Sango announced proudly "Am Miroku's woman!"
Miroku sweatdropped "I told you not to repeat that..." he muttered under his breath.
That is my attempt. I hope you like it. Please review.