This took forever, what with me writing my other ones...man, I'm so devoted. Sorry for the lateness.
Chapter Two: Sango the five-year-old duckling
Kagome took Sango off to the side while Inuyasha and Shippou interrogated Miroku.
"Can you tell me who you are?" Kagome asked kindly with a smile on her face.
Sango took a deep breath in "My name is Sango, I am Miroku's woman. I enjoy getting touched on the butt and getting watched in the hot springs and I never ever slap people"
Kagome's smile disappeared and she turned slowly to Miroku.
"What have you done, Miroku-sama?" She said, with a look of menace.
Miroku opened his mouth and closed it again. Sango pulled at Kagome's hair hard.
"Hair" she said firmly, demanding attention.
"Yes, very nice Sango" Kagome said soothingly, then turned back to Miroku "What are you going to do when she regains her ?" Miroku suggested meekly.
Kagome felt a tug and her skirt fell down. Sango was staring at Kagome's skirt.
"Not hair" Sango said in a disappointed voice
"I didn't teach her to do that!" Miroku said in defence
Kagome ducked at pulled up her skirt, her face beet red "Sango, no!"
"Not hair" Sango said, she poked Kagome's skirt as Kagome pulled it up
"It's like she's turned into some kind of...five-year-old!" Kagome said, her face still crimson.
"Sango was like this when she was five years old?" Inuyasha spluttered, laughing
Kaede entered the hut, looking grave. "What did he do to her, then?" she asked.
Miroku sighed "Does no one trust me?"
"No" they replied as one (except for Sango, who just stared).
"My name is Sango, I am Miroku's woman. I enjoy getting touched on the butt and getting watched in the hot springs and I never ever slap people!" Sango exclaimed to Kaede, who shot a poisonous look at Miroku.
"We have to go after Kanna, to break that mirror!" Kagome said importantly.
Sango suddenly hugged Inuyasha "Hug" she said blankly, with a vacant expression.
"Ok, I taught her that." Miroku admitted.
"Sango, you can't just hug anyone, and I think you're scaring Inuyasha" Kagome said calmly.
Sango didn't let go of Inuyasha.
"Arrgh, let me go you weird woman!" Inuyasha said, struggling against her grip.
"Seems like she's not listening" Kaede said, she turned to Miroku "Am I right to think you were the first person who talked to her after the accident?"
Miroku nodded and Kaede made a hmm noise.
"That means that Sango will only learn from him" Kaede said, much to Miroku's happiness "Seeing as he was the first person to talk to her"
"How does that work?" demanded Inuyasha, prying Sango off of his arm.
"Think of it like ducklings, they will follow and learn only from the first person they see after they are born" Kaede said patiently.
Miroku beamed "So, she's going to follow what I tell her?"
"I'm not sure, because when I told her you were not to touch her, she obeyed" Kaede mused.
"Um, no, she didn't" Miroku said, rubbing the back of his head "I think she was just copying you"
"Miroku-sama you didn't!" Kagome said scathingly helping Inuyasha pull a blank-looking Sango off of his arm.
Sango looked sad when they managed to pull her off of Inuyasha and then just stood there looking as vacant as ever.
Slowly, Sango raised a hand, pointing at Inuyasha "Kagome wants to sit on you"
"No, I don't!" Kagome objected, blushing.
"Kagome wants to sit on you!" Sango repeated, somewhat angrily, still pointing at Inuyasha.
"Sango- I- don't want..."
"Just agree with her," Miroku said in a tired voice.
"Ok, Ok, I want to sit on – Oh Inuyasha, I'm sorry!" Inuyasha's face was now rather intimate with the wooden floor. To Sango, it was extremely funny.
"Sango...not funny...you..." Inuyasha grunted from the floor.
"Actually, it is quite funny." Kagome chuckled.
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An hour later and Inuyasha and Kagome had sneaked off somewhere to argue, because Sango kept pulling Kagome's skirt down. Sango walked up to Miroku.
"Miroku" she said.
"Yes, Sango?"
"Bored" She said.
"Well, Sango, what shall we do to entertain ourselves?"
"Wazzat?" Sango asked, poking his gloved hand.
"Kazaana" explained Miroku
Sango held out her right hand and examined it briefly
"Kazaana!"
"Um..." Miroku said, sweatdropping.
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"Stop being so sensitive, Kagome! Its not like...I mean well, Kik-"
"Don't talk to me about Kikyou!" Kagome sobbed "You obviously like her much more than me, even though she's such a bitch!"
"Kagome, its not like that!" snapped Inuyasha.
"Yes, it is!"
Inuyasha pulled Kagome into a hug "I like you a lot, Kagome"
"Hug"
"Huh?" Inuyasha said, "Kagome was that you?"
"That sounded a lot like-" Kagome stuttered, red.
Sango jumped out from the bushes, beaming, with Shippou perched on her head. "Miroku's woman is here!"
Inuyasha and Kagome ripped apart quickly.
"Oh, Hi, guys..." Miroku said, emerging "Just showing Sango, you know...the sights"
Sango pointed at the two "Sight" she said happily "Inuyasha and Kagome are a sight!"
"Yes, Sango!" Miroku said, clapping his hands together.
"The well is a sight, Kagome goes down a well to her home." Sango thought for a while and turned to Miroku "Kagome lives down a well?"
"No, Sango, Kagome's home is on the other side of the well" Miroku clarified.
"No, Sango, Kagome's home is on the other side of the well" Sango repeated, turning back to Kagome and Inuyasha she said happily "Inuyasha and Kagome need to admit their feelings"
Kagome and Inuyasha glared at Miroku, who smiled.
"Shippou is a fox demon. Kaede is an old miko. Inuyasha is a hanyou. Kagome is a miko." Sango said.
"And Miroku is..." Inuyasha said, pulling back his fist threateningly.
"Miroku is a houshi who can do no wrong," Sango said, then she lifted her right hand and pointed to her palm, with an expression of glee "Kazaana".
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