Jack Goes to the Moon: Chapter 4
Jack and Will could no longer see their guides. They were completely engulfed by swirling lights and falling through the vortex it made. Even though they felt as if they were falling very fast they were standing upright and moving themselves about as if they were on perfectly good, solid ground. Will was frightened and squealed, jumping into Jacks arms and hugging him tightly. Jack opened his mouth to say something but it continued to stretch open wider and wider to impossible lengths. As it opened it swallowed Jack. The giant mouth that was Jack then imploded. Will looked around madly. He spun faster and faster and hundreds of Jack heads circled him. Will blinked and he was back in Jacks arms. He jumped out of them and stood there puzzled. The two of them continued to stand staring at the black dot ahead of them, which was the end of the tunnel. As they stared a herd of pigs in their Sunday dresses skipped down their peripheral vision singing, "ring around the rosies". They were led by a horse in a top hat and glasses. The horse was then standing in front of them like a 3D movie. "Time for tea old chaps", it said in an echoing, Ringo Star voice. Jack and Will were no longer under control of there bodies and were sitting on the back of the horse. It jumped in slow motion they discovered they were no longer on a talking, British, horse in a swirling vortex of colors, but they were now on a giant squid swimming through the ocean. The black dot that marked the end of the insane place was now a shark's mouth, open wide, teeth sparkling. The shark swallowed them and Jack and Will somersaulted onto a cement floor. They were no longer in a swirling vortex or under water. They were standing in the corner of what looked like, the basement of some hippie lair, where a wild rave was taking place. They looked behind them but it was only a brick wall. They stood there very confused. "T'ndid ew tsuj elbmut tuo fo a s'hsif ssa?" Jack asked. "Os ti dluow mees", said Will. Jack went over to wall and licked the wall. "Seod kcirb etsat ekil hsif?" "Woh dluohs I wonk?" Jack shrugged. "Neht tahw deneppah?" "Llew eht rewsna si etiuq elpmis...ew delbmut tuo fo a kcirb s'llaw ssa." "Ho.....ko......tiaw kcirb sllaw t'nod evah sessa....od yeht?" "Eht dnik htiw hsif sdaeh od." "Ho..... yhw era ew gniklat ekil siht?" Asked Jack. "I t'nod wonk," said Will. They turned around from the wall to face Niorpheus and Farnuglebragen. "I hope you had a nice trip here," said Niorpheus. "Yes, yes indeed. I know I find the tunnel most exhilarating," Farnuglebragen smiled. "Kcuf uoy!" Jack said. "Oh I'm sorry about the backwardness, that's a side affect for new travelers I'm afraid," said Niorpheus. Farnuglebragen slithered up and kicked them both in the behind. "There you are, good as new." Jack and Will stood up from their amazingly hard blows to their bums. Jack asked, "So where are we?" "You're in the basement of the café, Tommie B's. He's got a good little hobbit rave going on right now, as you can see," answered Farnuglebragen. Will stopped doing a sucky rendition of the robot to the blasting techno and looked at the mutated cans of food. "Wait a minute, Tommie B's? Do you mean this is Tom Bombadils joint?" Will asked happily. "Keeper of the greatest stash in Middle earth?" Niorpheus and Farnuglebragen looked at each other; amazed he would have known anything about him. "It's the elf inside him," Jack explained. He was used to these things by now. "Well, yeah," said Niorpheus. Will smiled greatly and grabbed Jack by the shoulders. "Do you know what this means?" he said shaking him. Jack looked confused and so Will whispered a bit into Jacks ear to create a better "surprise, surprise" effect. Jack listened and then smiled immensely. "Oh yeah baby!" he nodded.
Jack and Will could no longer see their guides. They were completely engulfed by swirling lights and falling through the vortex it made. Even though they felt as if they were falling very fast they were standing upright and moving themselves about as if they were on perfectly good, solid ground. Will was frightened and squealed, jumping into Jacks arms and hugging him tightly. Jack opened his mouth to say something but it continued to stretch open wider and wider to impossible lengths. As it opened it swallowed Jack. The giant mouth that was Jack then imploded. Will looked around madly. He spun faster and faster and hundreds of Jack heads circled him. Will blinked and he was back in Jacks arms. He jumped out of them and stood there puzzled. The two of them continued to stand staring at the black dot ahead of them, which was the end of the tunnel. As they stared a herd of pigs in their Sunday dresses skipped down their peripheral vision singing, "ring around the rosies". They were led by a horse in a top hat and glasses. The horse was then standing in front of them like a 3D movie. "Time for tea old chaps", it said in an echoing, Ringo Star voice. Jack and Will were no longer under control of there bodies and were sitting on the back of the horse. It jumped in slow motion they discovered they were no longer on a talking, British, horse in a swirling vortex of colors, but they were now on a giant squid swimming through the ocean. The black dot that marked the end of the insane place was now a shark's mouth, open wide, teeth sparkling. The shark swallowed them and Jack and Will somersaulted onto a cement floor. They were no longer in a swirling vortex or under water. They were standing in the corner of what looked like, the basement of some hippie lair, where a wild rave was taking place. They looked behind them but it was only a brick wall. They stood there very confused. "T'ndid ew tsuj elbmut tuo fo a s'hsif ssa?" Jack asked. "Os ti dluow mees", said Will. Jack went over to wall and licked the wall. "Seod kcirb etsat ekil hsif?" "Woh dluohs I wonk?" Jack shrugged. "Neht tahw deneppah?" "Llew eht rewsna si etiuq elpmis...ew delbmut tuo fo a kcirb s'llaw ssa." "Ho.....ko......tiaw kcirb sllaw t'nod evah sessa....od yeht?" "Eht dnik htiw hsif sdaeh od." "Ho..... yhw era ew gniklat ekil siht?" Asked Jack. "I t'nod wonk," said Will. They turned around from the wall to face Niorpheus and Farnuglebragen. "I hope you had a nice trip here," said Niorpheus. "Yes, yes indeed. I know I find the tunnel most exhilarating," Farnuglebragen smiled. "Kcuf uoy!" Jack said. "Oh I'm sorry about the backwardness, that's a side affect for new travelers I'm afraid," said Niorpheus. Farnuglebragen slithered up and kicked them both in the behind. "There you are, good as new." Jack and Will stood up from their amazingly hard blows to their bums. Jack asked, "So where are we?" "You're in the basement of the café, Tommie B's. He's got a good little hobbit rave going on right now, as you can see," answered Farnuglebragen. Will stopped doing a sucky rendition of the robot to the blasting techno and looked at the mutated cans of food. "Wait a minute, Tommie B's? Do you mean this is Tom Bombadils joint?" Will asked happily. "Keeper of the greatest stash in Middle earth?" Niorpheus and Farnuglebragen looked at each other; amazed he would have known anything about him. "It's the elf inside him," Jack explained. He was used to these things by now. "Well, yeah," said Niorpheus. Will smiled greatly and grabbed Jack by the shoulders. "Do you know what this means?" he said shaking him. Jack looked confused and so Will whispered a bit into Jacks ear to create a better "surprise, surprise" effect. Jack listened and then smiled immensely. "Oh yeah baby!" he nodded.