Death By Margaritas
Chapter One: Margaritas and the Royal
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Okay... This is my Goku Bashing fic that I needed to write. Hey B-chan... Don't
kill me 4 this. No flames please, it's supposed to be humorous...
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Vegeta flipped through the channels early on a Saturday morning. He flipped past children's shows, American anime and cooking shows, not really expecting to find anything good. He sipped on his Margarita and hit a 'random' button that Bulma had installed on the remote to lessen flipping.
The TV ended up on a sock puppet theatre. Vegeta growled as he tried and tried to flip the channels again but the batteries had died. He chugged down the rest of his drink and decided to take a short nap until the batteries magically re-filled themselves, or until someone changed the channel for him.
Vegeta awoke on an island. He looked around and saw Goku being smashed on the head with coconuts, over and over again. Vegeta laughed hysterically as Goku cried in pain, repeating the same phrase over and over again; I am UGLY and I am PROUD. Finally the smashing ended and Goku fell to the ground. Vegeta kept laughing, pounding the ground with his fists. Goku seemed unconscious but got up anyway.
"More drinks?" Beautiful women carrying beer bottles soon surrounded Goku. One opened the bottle and handed it to Vegeta as he noticed he was sitting on a golden throne, much like the one his father sat on when he was little. Suddenly, the scenery changed. Now it looked just like the Saiyan palace, and Vegeta was wearing the proper attire for a Saiyan King. Bulma was seated next to him in the richly decorated robes that his mother had once worn. Trunks was seated on his other side, in prince attire.
Vegeta looked across the room and the huge wood doors opened and a few men carrying a box came in.
"For your entertainment, your highness," The man in the front said. They all bowed and left the room. Vegeta got up and walked to the box. He flipped open the hinges and kicked it over. Goku fell out wearing a sailor's hat and a pink tutu. Vegeta laughed and grabbed a pole, motioning for his family to do the same. They started whacking him over and over again. Bulma laughed and pushed her long hair aside as she beat him furiously. Trunks kicked Goku in the shins several times, laughing with every kick. Vegeta nearly cried with joy as he watched his family beat the one he had loathed forever.
He laughed evilly as Goku danced around while being beaten by his family. Suddenly, once again, the scenery changed. Now Vegeta was in a carnival near the dunk tank. He saw Goku there, sitting in the tank. He grabbed one of the balls and threw it at the little target. Goku plummeted into the water, which was actually filled with sharks, snakes and killer dolphins. Goku struggled to get out, but Vegeta saw him get pulled under and the water became a cloudy brownish-red color.
"Dad, hey Dad!" Trunks pulled on Vegeta's sleeve. "Why are you laughing?"
Vegeta kept laughing until his twelve-year-old son waked him up, for real. Vegeta looked up and saw that he was in his house.
Trunks looked at him awkwardly, "You were laughing like a maniac."
Vegeta sighed, "Awwwww, Stupid dreams..."
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And that's how it goes. This first chapter was a bit of a test drive, just to see how everyone likes it. Even if y'all hated it, I'm posting more! Any suggestions should be emailed me with the subject "Death by Margaritas" Or posted in your review!
Love, Luck and Prosperity! Aikenlicious
Vegeta flipped through the channels early on a Saturday morning. He flipped past children's shows, American anime and cooking shows, not really expecting to find anything good. He sipped on his Margarita and hit a 'random' button that Bulma had installed on the remote to lessen flipping.
The TV ended up on a sock puppet theatre. Vegeta growled as he tried and tried to flip the channels again but the batteries had died. He chugged down the rest of his drink and decided to take a short nap until the batteries magically re-filled themselves, or until someone changed the channel for him.
Vegeta awoke on an island. He looked around and saw Goku being smashed on the head with coconuts, over and over again. Vegeta laughed hysterically as Goku cried in pain, repeating the same phrase over and over again; I am UGLY and I am PROUD. Finally the smashing ended and Goku fell to the ground. Vegeta kept laughing, pounding the ground with his fists. Goku seemed unconscious but got up anyway.
"More drinks?" Beautiful women carrying beer bottles soon surrounded Goku. One opened the bottle and handed it to Vegeta as he noticed he was sitting on a golden throne, much like the one his father sat on when he was little. Suddenly, the scenery changed. Now it looked just like the Saiyan palace, and Vegeta was wearing the proper attire for a Saiyan King. Bulma was seated next to him in the richly decorated robes that his mother had once worn. Trunks was seated on his other side, in prince attire.
Vegeta looked across the room and the huge wood doors opened and a few men carrying a box came in.
"For your entertainment, your highness," The man in the front said. They all bowed and left the room. Vegeta got up and walked to the box. He flipped open the hinges and kicked it over. Goku fell out wearing a sailor's hat and a pink tutu. Vegeta laughed and grabbed a pole, motioning for his family to do the same. They started whacking him over and over again. Bulma laughed and pushed her long hair aside as she beat him furiously. Trunks kicked Goku in the shins several times, laughing with every kick. Vegeta nearly cried with joy as he watched his family beat the one he had loathed forever.
He laughed evilly as Goku danced around while being beaten by his family. Suddenly, once again, the scenery changed. Now Vegeta was in a carnival near the dunk tank. He saw Goku there, sitting in the tank. He grabbed one of the balls and threw it at the little target. Goku plummeted into the water, which was actually filled with sharks, snakes and killer dolphins. Goku struggled to get out, but Vegeta saw him get pulled under and the water became a cloudy brownish-red color.
"Dad, hey Dad!" Trunks pulled on Vegeta's sleeve. "Why are you laughing?"
Vegeta kept laughing until his twelve-year-old son waked him up, for real. Vegeta looked up and saw that he was in his house.
Trunks looked at him awkwardly, "You were laughing like a maniac."
Vegeta sighed, "Awwwww, Stupid dreams..."
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And that's how it goes. This first chapter was a bit of a test drive, just to see how everyone likes it. Even if y'all hated it, I'm posting more! Any suggestions should be emailed me with the subject "Death by Margaritas" Or posted in your review!
Love, Luck and Prosperity! Aikenlicious