Death by Margaritas
Chapter Three: Days of our Soaps
I hope this chapter brings in more reviews. Also... would someone please review my newest Bebop fic? No one has even read it, I bet. Sob I feel so sad. Anyway, ENJOY!!! I FORCE YOU!!! Lol, jk!
Chi Chi mopped the floor while waiting for a call back from the doctor's office. Goku had gone in while feeling a bit ill. She pushed her soft black hair out of her eyes and put the mop back in the bucket. It was then that the phone rang.
"Hello?" Chi Chi answered, hoping for it to be her husband.
"Hey Chi. How are you?" The rich and beautiful Bulma answered from the other end of the line. "I sent Vegeta over with that dish soap. Chi? Are you okay? You're being a little quiet."
"I'm fine," Chi Chi choked. "It's just... Goku hasn't gotten back yet. I'm worried."
"Don't worry, he's what, Fifty? He can find the way back," Bulma reassured.
"I better go, Bulma. He might call. Bye," Chi Chi hung up the phone. She sat down on the couch and grabbed a box of tissues. It was then that the doorbell rang. Chi Chi opened the door to see Vegeta.
"The woman sent me with this box of soap," He handed her the box. "Why are you crying?"
"I'm worried about Goku," She answered and turned on her heel. "You're a man and—and you wouldn't understand."
Vegeta laughed and put his hand on her shoulder, "That oaf? Yeah, you should be! That idiot has had mental issues since he was born."
Chi Chi turned around with tears running down her face, "Kiss me, Vegeta!" With that, she forced him into a kiss. He pushed her back quickly.
"WHAT THE censored DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING!?!?!" He yelled. "WHAT THE censored!,? I JUST CAME HERE TO GIVE YOU SOAP! I NEED TO GO SCRUB MY BRAIN AND MY LIPS WITH BLEACH!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!"
Vegeta flew out of the house as quickly as he could. The phone rang again and Chi Chi picked it up again.
"Hello?" She answered quietly.
"Ma'am, are you Chi Chi Son?" The other line answered.
"Yes."
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA A!!!" Vegeta screamed from a pay phone about ten miles away. Chi Chi had just set the phone down again when it rang again.
"Hello?" She answered, again.
"Are you Mrs. Son?" The voice asked.
"I am."
"This is Nurse LemonLemonLemon from Satan City Memorial Hospital. Your husband was... was..."
"Yes?" Chi Chi cried.
"... He was hit by an inanimate and non-moving phone pole. He has amnesia. I'm so sorry..." LemonLemonLemon told her. "You can come see him in room 207."
"Thanks," Chi Chi hung up the phone and got in the car to drive to the hospital. She called her sons from the car phone and told them to go there too. When she got to room 207 Goku was lying with his eyes closed and bandages wrapped around his head.
"Goku..." She whispered and cried.
----- Commercial Break-----
Vegeta comes on screen carrying some charts and graphs
Are you tired of feeling depressed and hostile? No, don't blame your spouse, blame Kakarott! It is his existence that keeps the rest of us from living out our dreams and having real peace in this world. Buy a Goku Mallet Smash On The Head Kit and feel better! Studies show that families that have several of these are much happier than people who don't! Call 1- 800-Kill-Kakarott-Now to buy a lot now! All proceeds go to the Kill Kakarott Fund!
BUY NOW OR I'LL EAT YOUR CHILDREN!!!
-----Back to show----
"Goku!" Chi Chi ran over to her husband's side. "Goku! Wake up!" Goku lay there, motionless.
"Goku!" Chi Chi slapped him to wake him. Nothing. She continued to hit him with large objects to snap him into consciousness. Nothing worked. Finally, putting down the mallet in her hands, she saw her husband fade into death. She got onto his bed and laid on him, crying and hoping that he would wake up and hold her one more time.
But he didn't! And now he's DEAD!
Two days later, a funeral was held at the little cemetery where Goku used to walk through while looking for the fishing hole. Everyone was wearing black, except Vegeta and Trunks, who was forced to wear red also. People were crying all over the place, they were so sad. Vegeta was smiling and hugging people, not trying to hide his obvious glee. As the casket lowered into the ground, people started to leave. Vegeta waited, however. After the last few stragglers left, Vegeta took off all of his clothes and danced naked on his enemy's grave.
The End, Or is it?
That one was fun to write. It wasn't as bashing as I had hoped for it to be, but we can't be picky now, can we? I am hoping to have the next one involve cross-dressing! Won't that be fun!? Review please!
3 Aikenlicious
I hope this chapter brings in more reviews. Also... would someone please review my newest Bebop fic? No one has even read it, I bet. Sob I feel so sad. Anyway, ENJOY!!! I FORCE YOU!!! Lol, jk!
Chi Chi mopped the floor while waiting for a call back from the doctor's office. Goku had gone in while feeling a bit ill. She pushed her soft black hair out of her eyes and put the mop back in the bucket. It was then that the phone rang.
"Hello?" Chi Chi answered, hoping for it to be her husband.
"Hey Chi. How are you?" The rich and beautiful Bulma answered from the other end of the line. "I sent Vegeta over with that dish soap. Chi? Are you okay? You're being a little quiet."
"I'm fine," Chi Chi choked. "It's just... Goku hasn't gotten back yet. I'm worried."
"Don't worry, he's what, Fifty? He can find the way back," Bulma reassured.
"I better go, Bulma. He might call. Bye," Chi Chi hung up the phone. She sat down on the couch and grabbed a box of tissues. It was then that the doorbell rang. Chi Chi opened the door to see Vegeta.
"The woman sent me with this box of soap," He handed her the box. "Why are you crying?"
"I'm worried about Goku," She answered and turned on her heel. "You're a man and—and you wouldn't understand."
Vegeta laughed and put his hand on her shoulder, "That oaf? Yeah, you should be! That idiot has had mental issues since he was born."
Chi Chi turned around with tears running down her face, "Kiss me, Vegeta!" With that, she forced him into a kiss. He pushed her back quickly.
"WHAT THE censored DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING!?!?!" He yelled. "WHAT THE censored!,? I JUST CAME HERE TO GIVE YOU SOAP! I NEED TO GO SCRUB MY BRAIN AND MY LIPS WITH BLEACH!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!"
Vegeta flew out of the house as quickly as he could. The phone rang again and Chi Chi picked it up again.
"Hello?" She answered quietly.
"Ma'am, are you Chi Chi Son?" The other line answered.
"Yes."
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA A!!!" Vegeta screamed from a pay phone about ten miles away. Chi Chi had just set the phone down again when it rang again.
"Hello?" She answered, again.
"Are you Mrs. Son?" The voice asked.
"I am."
"This is Nurse LemonLemonLemon from Satan City Memorial Hospital. Your husband was... was..."
"Yes?" Chi Chi cried.
"... He was hit by an inanimate and non-moving phone pole. He has amnesia. I'm so sorry..." LemonLemonLemon told her. "You can come see him in room 207."
"Thanks," Chi Chi hung up the phone and got in the car to drive to the hospital. She called her sons from the car phone and told them to go there too. When she got to room 207 Goku was lying with his eyes closed and bandages wrapped around his head.
"Goku..." She whispered and cried.
----- Commercial Break-----
Vegeta comes on screen carrying some charts and graphs
Are you tired of feeling depressed and hostile? No, don't blame your spouse, blame Kakarott! It is his existence that keeps the rest of us from living out our dreams and having real peace in this world. Buy a Goku Mallet Smash On The Head Kit and feel better! Studies show that families that have several of these are much happier than people who don't! Call 1- 800-Kill-Kakarott-Now to buy a lot now! All proceeds go to the Kill Kakarott Fund!
BUY NOW OR I'LL EAT YOUR CHILDREN!!!
-----Back to show----
"Goku!" Chi Chi ran over to her husband's side. "Goku! Wake up!" Goku lay there, motionless.
"Goku!" Chi Chi slapped him to wake him. Nothing. She continued to hit him with large objects to snap him into consciousness. Nothing worked. Finally, putting down the mallet in her hands, she saw her husband fade into death. She got onto his bed and laid on him, crying and hoping that he would wake up and hold her one more time.
But he didn't! And now he's DEAD!
Two days later, a funeral was held at the little cemetery where Goku used to walk through while looking for the fishing hole. Everyone was wearing black, except Vegeta and Trunks, who was forced to wear red also. People were crying all over the place, they were so sad. Vegeta was smiling and hugging people, not trying to hide his obvious glee. As the casket lowered into the ground, people started to leave. Vegeta waited, however. After the last few stragglers left, Vegeta took off all of his clothes and danced naked on his enemy's grave.
The End, Or is it?
That one was fun to write. It wasn't as bashing as I had hoped for it to be, but we can't be picky now, can we? I am hoping to have the next one involve cross-dressing! Won't that be fun!? Review please!
3 Aikenlicious