Death by Margaritas

Chapter Seven: Letters to Santa

throws confetti WOW! CHAPTER SEVEN!!! MY LONGEST STORY SO FAR!!!  Sniff sniff I'm so proud of me... Anywhoo... enjoy!

Dear Santa,

I know I'm getting a little old to be writing to you, but I decided that there are some things that only you could truly deliver.

Patience- It's getting harder and harder to deal with a family. I think you understand.

Some Anti-wrinkle cream- Things just aren't staying in place anymore...

A better relationship with my husband- good luck with that...

A permanently clean house

Thanks Santa, I think the rest money can buy!

Love, Bulma

Dear Santa,

My mom's making me write this, probably just because she hates asking what I want to my face and so if that's the case... ask me yourself, mom.

Trunks

Dear Santa,

For Christmas I want a pony, some dolls, pretty toys, a Barbie Talking Dorm Room, a new DVD player, a pony, some movies, lots of candy, a pony, the Harry Potter books, jewels, a pony, diamonds, a dress up set and a pony.

Love, Bra Briefs

Present Bringer of Holiday Bliss,

For this earthly holiday, I ask only one thing. MAKE ME STRONGER THAN KAKAROTT SO I CAN KILL HIM AND BE TRULY HAPPY! IF YOU DO NOT COMPLY, I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND MAKE YOUR LIFE SHORT AND MISERABLE!

Vegeta, the Prince of Saiyans, get used to it!

Ohtay! Well, that was ultra-short... but I will get another up soon! I promise!

Chibi Vegeta Face

Sole coal supplier of the USA!