Quality Time
"So, X, how do you like the Misfit's?" Shaun asked his girlfriend X-23.
"They're great. And, from now on, call me Samantha." X-23, or, should I say, Samantha, said.
"Ok." Was the only word Shaun said while they walked along the base.
A week later...
"It's my birthday, it's my birthday!" Shaun exclaimed excitedly.
"Let me guess, it's the kid's birthday." Logan grunted. You see the Misfit's teleported Shaun and Samantha to the x-mansion for his birthday. The others would've gotten away too, if it weren't for the triplets and five gallons of Sewer brand rice pudding.
"What was your first hint, Sherlock?" Pietro zoomed in wearing a Sherlock Holmes suit, with matching bubble pipe.
"So, Charley, you got any booze?" Roadblock asked, a migraine coming on.
"Yes, it's in the cabinet." Prof. X sighed as all those of legal drinking age gathered round.
Outside, a game of hunt was going on. "Ok, this is how you play." Shaun yelled out. "It's X-Geeks versus Misfits. We look for a deer, the larger, the better. The first one to bag the deer and bring it back wins."
"And what do we get when we win?" Bobby yelled out.
"You get to eat it without condiments or cooking it." Shaun looked excited about that part.
"You guy's go on, I think I'll stay here." Kurt said.
"Me to" Wanda yelled out kind of fast.
"Okay, your loss. On your mark, get set, Go!" Shaun yelled. Only he, Samantha, and Bobby ran off. The rest just mingled. And by mingled, I mean fought.
Once the winner was found, 85 pounds, Shaun turned into a dragon and happily munched on it.
All the party celebrations were over and, with passed out drunk 'chaperones', the Misfit's teleported back to the base. Once there, they found themselves in the middle of a battle with Cobra.
"Kids, get to the bunker with the others, we'll handle things." Duke yelled.
"Others, what others?" Althea asked while heading to the bunker.
"Those drunks now go!"
As soon as the adults were secure, Shaun and Samantha left.
"Stop, stop!" Althea yelled.
"Sorry, we don't want a free ride, and besides, check out my boyfriend!" Samantha yelled, indicating Shaun, who was now a dragon.
Omega Black was tearing through the synthoids, and crushing all of the tanks with fireballs. Then, Samantha shredded all of the scrap to pieces. The whole battle was done in less than three minutes. After the battle was done, Shaun had a hard time calming down.
"Shaun, its okay, the battles over" Hawk yelled to Shaun.
"Yeah man, cool it" Lance yelled.
"This isn't working, Fred!" Cover Girl shouted.
"Gotcha" Fred yelled laughing while holding on to Shaun.
"Get him to the infirmary for some sedatives, now!" Hawk yelled.
At the infirmary, Lifeline was doing a check on some of Shaun's blood work.
"Interesting, look at this" Lifeline indicated to the DNA. "Look here, this is a normal human's" pointing to the first sample. "This is a mutant's" pointing to number two. "And this is Shaun's" pointing to the third. "I ran this against some other's species DNA and found it closest to a lizard."
"So, what does that mean?" Althea asked, clearly worried, as they all were.
"What it means is Shaun may be more of a dragon than anyone thought." Lifeline said, looking at a sleeping Shaun.
Sorry if it is a little odd, I have had a lack of a muse this weekend, I think it went to the Bahamas. Anyway, review. Oh, and I don't own the X-men, Misfits, or GI-Joe. For future references, this is the disclaimer.