Court time
Shaun had just woken up from his coma. He was taking in the news. "So, what you're saying is, I'm a mutant and a mythical creature?" asked Shaun.
"Basically, yes" Lifeline told him.
"Oh, okay" and with that, Shaun fainted.
Later on...
"Shaun, are you okay?" Samantha asked.
"Yeah, I'm fine." Shaun said.
"He took quite a hit, what with fainting onto the floor and all" Lifeline said.
"So, exactly what is he? I mean, is he a dragon or a mutant" Lowlight pulled Lifeline aside to ask him.
"Well, I'm not sure." Lifeline admitted. "What I am sure of is that he needs guidance, some one to be a father. I've seen the way you two act around each other; you'd be the perfect dad."
"Wait, you're saying I should adopt him? What about his real parents, they haven't given up guardianship yet." Lowlight said.
"Well then, take them to court."
"Who's going to court?" Shaun asked.
"Lowlight is taking your parents to court over your custody, duh." Fred walked in with all the other Misfits. "And people think I'm slow" Fred whispered to Todd.
"No Fred, you're stupid" Beach Head said, which caused a bone crushing bear hug from Fred.
"Okay, cool," was the rather odd response from Shaun.
"Well, what're we waiting for? Let's call Charley and get his lawyers!" Shipwreck yelled happily.