Dash: The Fastest Boy In The World

By Al Shoemaker

"My name as you all know is Dash, and I think you all should know that I am the fastest boy in the world. I helped my sister (Violet), mom (Elastigirl), dad (Mr. Incredible), brother (Jack-Jack), and a family friend (Frozone) save the world from our arch-nemesis Syndromes' robot The Omnidroid 3000. Actually I did all the work the others just helped. First I ran around the Omnidroid 3000 so fast that I created a warp hole that blew it into a different dimension. Then I grabbed Syndrome and spun around in a circle at warp speed and let go. He went flying way into the sky. And that's how I beat Syndrome and the Omnidroid 3000."

"Oh really is that how it happened?" my dumb sister Violet said. "Buzz off I'm telling a story!" I said, "Now after that I was called on a secret mission allowing me to skip school." I said. "Yeah right I bet you just ditched!" Violet said. "Shut up!" "Make me." she said "Anyways Syndromes' henchmen were planning an evil, disastrous, smart, cool, weird, fantastic, dope, stupidific, awe-" "Okay, okay we get the idea his "henchmen" are planning some blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, plan, and by the way, stupidific isn't a word stupid." she said. "So the plan was that they were going to make a mind control device to control the minds of people and supers." "When they finished the device they caught me spying, and that made me the first target."

"You're lying." Violet said. "No I'm not!" I shouted back angrily. "Anyways when they tried to zap me with the machine I dodged it. After that I ran around in a circle so fast around the machine that I created a tornado and destroyed the machine. Then Syndrome's henchmen got sucked into the hurricane, and that's how I destroyed the mind control device.". "Yup" Violet said, "Shut up!".

Hey everybody this is my first story say whatever you want. Please review. Burns allowed!