All Ron's Fault.
Chapter five: WRITTEN BY LENA!
Warnings: same as the first
Disclaimer: I don't know about pen, but i don't own them. And I'm sure if Pen did own them she would tell me and let me have Draco.
Notes: yes this chapter has taken quite a while to come out... the reason? Lena's mom is an evil wench. Simple as that.
PS: sorry if the grammer...spacing....spelling... or anything else is suckie in this chapter. My computer's on the fritz. ENJOY THE NEW CHAPTER!
*extra emphasis on words*
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"Calling me a 'bat outta hell', daydreaming in my class, and causing a disruption in the middle of my class. You know what that gets you?" Snape asked
"Ummm, a lecture?" Harry asked with out thinking. His hand immediately covered his mouth after he said that. Snape's eyes narrowed.
It gets you detention. Starting now, I'll be back in an hour." With a swirl of his cloak Snape was *click, click, click* gone. And Harry was left with a potions classroom that had seen better days. Hell! Florida after hurricane Andrew looked better then this.
"stupid Snape. I was frazzled, I didn't know what I was saying. So what if I called him a bat outta hell. No excuse for giving me detention. Cleaning up the stupid potions lab. Stupid Draco. ," Harry shook his head, "It wasn't that good of a kiss." growl "stupid kiss."
"You know that talking to yourself is one of the first signs of insanity." a voice drawled for the door.
Harry hit his head on the table that he was cleaning under.
"OW! son of a bitch!" Harry yelled grabbing his head.
"Such vulgar language Harry. Tisk, tisk. Not very becoming of a gryiffindor."
Harry looked up at the source of the voice, none other then the boy he was currently complaining about.
"When you're involved, Draco, it's necessary." Harry said
"Oh, ouch. That hurt." Draco said, feigning hurt.
"You're a bad actor Draco." Harry stood up, "what do you want?" he asked, walking to another desk to clean the top of it.
"Can't an enemy come and visit another enemy with out raising suspicion?" Draco asked walking towards Harry.
"No. Especially when one of those enemies thinks the other is a slimy git and doesn't trust that other enemy alone." Harry answered, ignoring that thought he had, continuing to walk away from Draco.
Draco came up quickly behind Harry and pulled Harry towards him, pressing their bodies together. He leaned his head forward so his face was right next to Harry's ear.
"What's the matter Harry," he paused to lick Harry's ear, "scared?"
Harry suppressed a moan.
"O-no. I'm not scared. It's nothing." Harry said quickly, detangling himself from Draco and walking to clean Snape's desk.
Draco's inner child screamed. His inner sex driven teenager quickly shoved said inner child into a mental closet. Draco shook his head and come up behind Harry, placing a hand on either side of him, cutting off any form of escape.
Draco brought his mouth to the base of Harry's neck and whispered. "It didn't look like nothing in potions yesterday." That whisper sent chills down Harry's spine. He turned around and was nose to nose with Draco.
"Lack of sleep due to You-Know-Who." Harry said running his hands down Draco's arms, bringing them to rest on Draco's hands.
"And which you-know-who are you talking about?" Draco whispered, their lips inches apart.
"just, you-know-who." Harry responded with a smirk.
"really?"
"really."
"you sure?"
"I'm positive"
"only fools are positive"
"Draco,"
"hmm?"
"shut up and kiss me."
Draco wasn't one to take orders well, but this one he complied with. He pulled Harry close and kissed him, hard. getting all his feelings through and more with one kiss. After a few minutes of snogging, Harry pulled away to clear everything off of Snape's desk.
"My, my Harry. Never thought you'd do that." Draco said.
"well I'm just full of surprises aren't I." Harry said smiling. Draco smirked and grabbed Harry around the waist, lifted him up, and laid him down on Snape's desk, he was still standing. He began unbuttoning Harry's shirt, very slowly. Taking the time to kiss the newly exposed flesh. When the shirt was off Draco latched his mouth onto one of Harry's nipple, sucking and kissing them while one of his hands played with the other nipple then he switched. Very soon Harry was squirming under Draco.
"you're such a fucking tease." Harry said between pants of breath. Draco's answer to that was to blow on one of Harry's damp nipples, causing the young Gryiffindor to arch against him. It didn't take long for Draco's shirt to join Harry's on the floor. Draco moved to sit on Harry's lap, leaning over to kiss his chest.
"Mr. Potter, I hope for your sake that- MERLIN'S BERMUDA SHORTS! WHAT IN THE NAME OF DUMBLEDORE'S BEARD IS GOING ON HERE?!" Snape screamed. Hermione and Ron, who where on the way to retrieve Harry from detention, heard Snape's scream and came running.
What they saw when they got was Snape hyperventilating holding on the door frame for dear life and they saw Draco and Harry, both with out shirts and both blushing the color of Ron's hair.
"WHAT IN THE SEVEN LAYERS OF HELL IS GOING ON?!" Ron yelled before grabbing onto the other side of the door frame for support.
Hermione was, in a word, pissed. Harry was like a younger brother to her, so she did the one thing she could think of. She marched over to Draco and grabbed him by the ear.
"Get off Malfoy." She said in a tone that was all too calm. which, incidentally, made her even scarier.
"Ow. OW. Ow. OW. ok, I'm off can you let go of my ear now?" Draco asked. He rubbed his ear and looked a the floor.
"Out. now." Snape managed between breaths in a brown paper bag he conjured up. Draco grabbed his shirt, cast a wink at Harry (which made the Gryffindor boy blush and Hermione see red) and walked out of the room. Still managing to hold that air of "even though a girl brought me to my knees I am still better then you".
"Harry, dear, what happened?" Hermione asked, trying to remain sweet and kind.
"He didn't attack me." Harry said right off the bat.
"then what did happen?" Hermione asked again, eyebrow twitching.
"Well he tried out this new magical mouthwash that changes flavor for the person who's tasting it. he said it tasted like strawberries, and I didn't buy it. So I. I tasted it for myself." Harry explained, looking at his feet.
*THUMP*
Harry looked up to see Ron and Snape passed out and Hermione glowing red.
Yea. the potions classroom always brings out the worst in people.
Chapter five: WRITTEN BY LENA!
Warnings: same as the first
Disclaimer: I don't know about pen, but i don't own them. And I'm sure if Pen did own them she would tell me and let me have Draco.
Notes: yes this chapter has taken quite a while to come out... the reason? Lena's mom is an evil wench. Simple as that.
PS: sorry if the grammer...spacing....spelling... or anything else is suckie in this chapter. My computer's on the fritz. ENJOY THE NEW CHAPTER!
*extra emphasis on words*
+++++++++++++++@_@++++++++++
"Calling me a 'bat outta hell', daydreaming in my class, and causing a disruption in the middle of my class. You know what that gets you?" Snape asked
"Ummm, a lecture?" Harry asked with out thinking. His hand immediately covered his mouth after he said that. Snape's eyes narrowed.
It gets you detention. Starting now, I'll be back in an hour." With a swirl of his cloak Snape was *click, click, click* gone. And Harry was left with a potions classroom that had seen better days. Hell! Florida after hurricane Andrew looked better then this.
"stupid Snape. I was frazzled, I didn't know what I was saying. So what if I called him a bat outta hell. No excuse for giving me detention. Cleaning up the stupid potions lab. Stupid Draco. ," Harry shook his head, "It wasn't that good of a kiss." growl "stupid kiss."
"You know that talking to yourself is one of the first signs of insanity." a voice drawled for the door.
Harry hit his head on the table that he was cleaning under.
"OW! son of a bitch!" Harry yelled grabbing his head.
"Such vulgar language Harry. Tisk, tisk. Not very becoming of a gryiffindor."
Harry looked up at the source of the voice, none other then the boy he was currently complaining about.
"When you're involved, Draco, it's necessary." Harry said
"Oh, ouch. That hurt." Draco said, feigning hurt.
"You're a bad actor Draco." Harry stood up, "what do you want?" he asked, walking to another desk to clean the top of it.
"Can't an enemy come and visit another enemy with out raising suspicion?" Draco asked walking towards Harry.
"No. Especially when one of those enemies thinks the other is a slimy git and doesn't trust that other enemy alone." Harry answered, ignoring that thought he had, continuing to walk away from Draco.
Draco came up quickly behind Harry and pulled Harry towards him, pressing their bodies together. He leaned his head forward so his face was right next to Harry's ear.
"What's the matter Harry," he paused to lick Harry's ear, "scared?"
Harry suppressed a moan.
"O-no. I'm not scared. It's nothing." Harry said quickly, detangling himself from Draco and walking to clean Snape's desk.
Draco's inner child screamed. His inner sex driven teenager quickly shoved said inner child into a mental closet. Draco shook his head and come up behind Harry, placing a hand on either side of him, cutting off any form of escape.
Draco brought his mouth to the base of Harry's neck and whispered. "It didn't look like nothing in potions yesterday." That whisper sent chills down Harry's spine. He turned around and was nose to nose with Draco.
"Lack of sleep due to You-Know-Who." Harry said running his hands down Draco's arms, bringing them to rest on Draco's hands.
"And which you-know-who are you talking about?" Draco whispered, their lips inches apart.
"just, you-know-who." Harry responded with a smirk.
"really?"
"really."
"you sure?"
"I'm positive"
"only fools are positive"
"Draco,"
"hmm?"
"shut up and kiss me."
Draco wasn't one to take orders well, but this one he complied with. He pulled Harry close and kissed him, hard. getting all his feelings through and more with one kiss. After a few minutes of snogging, Harry pulled away to clear everything off of Snape's desk.
"My, my Harry. Never thought you'd do that." Draco said.
"well I'm just full of surprises aren't I." Harry said smiling. Draco smirked and grabbed Harry around the waist, lifted him up, and laid him down on Snape's desk, he was still standing. He began unbuttoning Harry's shirt, very slowly. Taking the time to kiss the newly exposed flesh. When the shirt was off Draco latched his mouth onto one of Harry's nipple, sucking and kissing them while one of his hands played with the other nipple then he switched. Very soon Harry was squirming under Draco.
"you're such a fucking tease." Harry said between pants of breath. Draco's answer to that was to blow on one of Harry's damp nipples, causing the young Gryiffindor to arch against him. It didn't take long for Draco's shirt to join Harry's on the floor. Draco moved to sit on Harry's lap, leaning over to kiss his chest.
"Mr. Potter, I hope for your sake that- MERLIN'S BERMUDA SHORTS! WHAT IN THE NAME OF DUMBLEDORE'S BEARD IS GOING ON HERE?!" Snape screamed. Hermione and Ron, who where on the way to retrieve Harry from detention, heard Snape's scream and came running.
What they saw when they got was Snape hyperventilating holding on the door frame for dear life and they saw Draco and Harry, both with out shirts and both blushing the color of Ron's hair.
"WHAT IN THE SEVEN LAYERS OF HELL IS GOING ON?!" Ron yelled before grabbing onto the other side of the door frame for support.
Hermione was, in a word, pissed. Harry was like a younger brother to her, so she did the one thing she could think of. She marched over to Draco and grabbed him by the ear.
"Get off Malfoy." She said in a tone that was all too calm. which, incidentally, made her even scarier.
"Ow. OW. Ow. OW. ok, I'm off can you let go of my ear now?" Draco asked. He rubbed his ear and looked a the floor.
"Out. now." Snape managed between breaths in a brown paper bag he conjured up. Draco grabbed his shirt, cast a wink at Harry (which made the Gryffindor boy blush and Hermione see red) and walked out of the room. Still managing to hold that air of "even though a girl brought me to my knees I am still better then you".
"Harry, dear, what happened?" Hermione asked, trying to remain sweet and kind.
"He didn't attack me." Harry said right off the bat.
"then what did happen?" Hermione asked again, eyebrow twitching.
"Well he tried out this new magical mouthwash that changes flavor for the person who's tasting it. he said it tasted like strawberries, and I didn't buy it. So I. I tasted it for myself." Harry explained, looking at his feet.
*THUMP*
Harry looked up to see Ron and Snape passed out and Hermione glowing red.
Yea. the potions classroom always brings out the worst in people.