Lookie Lookie Lookie!! When did you ever think I would post a new chapter
for this story?? Bahahaha I tricked everyone, but I decided to update! The
plot for this has been totally changed. It is just going to be total and
utter insanity now! Fun fun fun!! Ok enough yapping, here is the totally
new 2nd chapter to "OH NO!"
Cho, Hermione and Ginny decided then that they were going to sprint to the room instead of walking because Ginny was afraid that her secret boyfriend Dean was going say something about her to Harry, she was going out with Harry too. Of course Cho was pissed because she couldn't even get one man and Ginny had two.
Ginny- I don't know what to do!! Dean has such pretty earlobes, but Harry has pink elephant named Joe!!
Cho- You are such a ho you ho!!
Ginny- You got beeeeeeeef??
Hermione- Bologna or Salami? Cha cha!
Cho and Ginny- *stare blankly*
Hermione- It was supposed to be a funny joke.
Cho and Ginny- *stare*
Hermione- Oh screw it you cheese Danishes!!
Harry runs in while wearing Ugg boots and a Sky blue Marc Jacobs coat
Harry- I love cheese Danishes!!
Ginny- Harry!!!! My lover boy!!!
Harry- Darling Ginny!!! *runs over to Ginny and starts kissing her*
Cho- You bitch!! I can't take your happy ass shit anymore!!! GRRRRRRRR... *starts turning yellow with polka dots and sunflowers start bursting out of her arms*
Hermione- The Uglyful Cho Hup!!!! I can be your hero baby!!*starts skipping away while singing*
Harry- No Cho don't do anything drastic... there are little children in the other room
Ginny- Don't worry Harry baby I will save you! *starts going towards Cho*
Cho- GRR GRR GRR GRRRR GRRRRRRRRR GRRRR!!!
Ginny- Could you say that in Japanese??
Cho- No
Ginny- Oh ok, continue
Cho- I don't wanna
Ginny- Why? You are totally ruining the plot now
Cho- There is no plot!! It's a story about nothing!!!
Ginny- Stop yelling at me!! *points at Harry* It's the squid's fault!
Dean- Calamari, where?? *looks at Ginny* Ginny my love, how art thou?!?!?!?!
Ginny- UMMMMM
Harry- WHAT??????????
Hermione looks back in with a video camera and mumbles "Jerry Springer here I come!!"
Dean- What do you mean what? Ginny is my girlfriend and secret lover
Harry- But I am Ginny's secret lover! She even gave me a purple plastic flamingo!
Dean- *gasps loudly* A PURPLE PLASTIC FLAMINGO!! You only gave me a rainbow scrunchy!! I can't believe you would cheat on me!! I hate you, you $5 hooker!!!! *sobs loudly*
Seamus suddenly runs in
Seamus- Ginny there you are!! I was looking for ya like a lost bunny rabbit!
Dean- *still sobbing* Him.....Him........Him..... Too????????
Cho- You slept with Seamus the Irish too?
Ginny- *bangs her head on the desk*
Hermione- This is pure gold!! Even Bronze!!
Seamus- What is the meaning of all this hub bubble????
Ginny- *bangs head on desk*
Cho- Christ on a cracker! Stop doing that you monkey ape!
Ginny- *woozily* let's get this party started!! Let's get this party started! Who wants to watch CNN and get a little craaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaazy.... *tries to sit in a dog bowl* Hey Dumbledore stop moving the cauldron I want to make lasagna!
Dumbledore comes in and tries to throws a N'SYNC CD at Ginny but miss by a lot and hits Cho the Uglyful Hup. Cho started to melt but began to imitate Michael Jackson, singing the same part of the same song over and over again
Cho- THRILLER!! THRILLER! THRILLER!!
Harry- Learn some more of the words you karaoke amateur!!
Hermione *who is still taping*- Speak for yourself Mr. I-still-don't know- all-the-words-to-every-Backstreet-Boys-CD-even-though-I-constantly-say-I- do!
Harry- You want to start something??
Hermione- Sure!!! *Hits Harry over the head with her camera* and now it's ended!! I win!!!!
Ginny- *still terrified from the flying CDs* No more flying CDs!! Especially N'SYNC!!
Hermione- Ok your useless, and besides there aren't going to be anymore flying CDs!
The window is slowly being opened and the entire Slytherin house comes inside the house with stacks of Cher CDs...
Snape- Ready...
All Slytherins put two CDs in each hand
Snape- FIRE!!!!!
***DUN DUN DUN!!!! I left ya hangin there...I know I'm terrible but I just had to watch American Idol, John Stevens got voted off!! Now it's just 4 girls and George Huff!! Anyway until I feel like typing another chapter this will do for now, hope you enjoy this one better that the first one!!!!***
Cho, Hermione and Ginny decided then that they were going to sprint to the room instead of walking because Ginny was afraid that her secret boyfriend Dean was going say something about her to Harry, she was going out with Harry too. Of course Cho was pissed because she couldn't even get one man and Ginny had two.
Ginny- I don't know what to do!! Dean has such pretty earlobes, but Harry has pink elephant named Joe!!
Cho- You are such a ho you ho!!
Ginny- You got beeeeeeeef??
Hermione- Bologna or Salami? Cha cha!
Cho and Ginny- *stare blankly*
Hermione- It was supposed to be a funny joke.
Cho and Ginny- *stare*
Hermione- Oh screw it you cheese Danishes!!
Harry runs in while wearing Ugg boots and a Sky blue Marc Jacobs coat
Harry- I love cheese Danishes!!
Ginny- Harry!!!! My lover boy!!!
Harry- Darling Ginny!!! *runs over to Ginny and starts kissing her*
Cho- You bitch!! I can't take your happy ass shit anymore!!! GRRRRRRRR... *starts turning yellow with polka dots and sunflowers start bursting out of her arms*
Hermione- The Uglyful Cho Hup!!!! I can be your hero baby!!*starts skipping away while singing*
Harry- No Cho don't do anything drastic... there are little children in the other room
Ginny- Don't worry Harry baby I will save you! *starts going towards Cho*
Cho- GRR GRR GRR GRRRR GRRRRRRRRR GRRRR!!!
Ginny- Could you say that in Japanese??
Cho- No
Ginny- Oh ok, continue
Cho- I don't wanna
Ginny- Why? You are totally ruining the plot now
Cho- There is no plot!! It's a story about nothing!!!
Ginny- Stop yelling at me!! *points at Harry* It's the squid's fault!
Dean- Calamari, where?? *looks at Ginny* Ginny my love, how art thou?!?!?!?!
Ginny- UMMMMM
Harry- WHAT??????????
Hermione looks back in with a video camera and mumbles "Jerry Springer here I come!!"
Dean- What do you mean what? Ginny is my girlfriend and secret lover
Harry- But I am Ginny's secret lover! She even gave me a purple plastic flamingo!
Dean- *gasps loudly* A PURPLE PLASTIC FLAMINGO!! You only gave me a rainbow scrunchy!! I can't believe you would cheat on me!! I hate you, you $5 hooker!!!! *sobs loudly*
Seamus suddenly runs in
Seamus- Ginny there you are!! I was looking for ya like a lost bunny rabbit!
Dean- *still sobbing* Him.....Him........Him..... Too????????
Cho- You slept with Seamus the Irish too?
Ginny- *bangs her head on the desk*
Hermione- This is pure gold!! Even Bronze!!
Seamus- What is the meaning of all this hub bubble????
Ginny- *bangs head on desk*
Cho- Christ on a cracker! Stop doing that you monkey ape!
Ginny- *woozily* let's get this party started!! Let's get this party started! Who wants to watch CNN and get a little craaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaazy.... *tries to sit in a dog bowl* Hey Dumbledore stop moving the cauldron I want to make lasagna!
Dumbledore comes in and tries to throws a N'SYNC CD at Ginny but miss by a lot and hits Cho the Uglyful Hup. Cho started to melt but began to imitate Michael Jackson, singing the same part of the same song over and over again
Cho- THRILLER!! THRILLER! THRILLER!!
Harry- Learn some more of the words you karaoke amateur!!
Hermione *who is still taping*- Speak for yourself Mr. I-still-don't know- all-the-words-to-every-Backstreet-Boys-CD-even-though-I-constantly-say-I- do!
Harry- You want to start something??
Hermione- Sure!!! *Hits Harry over the head with her camera* and now it's ended!! I win!!!!
Ginny- *still terrified from the flying CDs* No more flying CDs!! Especially N'SYNC!!
Hermione- Ok your useless, and besides there aren't going to be anymore flying CDs!
The window is slowly being opened and the entire Slytherin house comes inside the house with stacks of Cher CDs...
Snape- Ready...
All Slytherins put two CDs in each hand
Snape- FIRE!!!!!
***DUN DUN DUN!!!! I left ya hangin there...I know I'm terrible but I just had to watch American Idol, John Stevens got voted off!! Now it's just 4 girls and George Huff!! Anyway until I feel like typing another chapter this will do for now, hope you enjoy this one better that the first one!!!!***