CHAPTER THREE!!! WOOO WOOO WOOO!! THREE THREE THREE!!!!
Holy shit take a chill pill, anyway third chapter is indeed ready to be posted!! I actually wrote the entire thing during school today! It was so fun because everyone kept giving me really funny ideas! People are so crazy!!1 Including me!!!!! bounces of the walls I just had an orange soda, but evidently it has no caffeine in it!! I'm just insane!!! Chapter three is ago go!!!!
THREEEEEEEEEEE
In a few short hours the Slytherins had completely ruined Cho's Uglyful house, going perfectly with her Uglyful face. The Cher CDs had melted all the silver platters and the good toilet seat!
Cho-(cries) my silver platters, why great Gods of reality shows??? WHY????
Ginny- Lookie what I found over yonder! picks up a (glass plate Frisbee) in a can! Wheeeeeeee! Catch Harry my love!! (throws plate)
Harry- I'm not talking to you you Seamus and Dean Sleeper wither! (turns his back)
Cho-NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! MY PLATE!!
The plate flies through the air, apparently stuck in super slow mode. It flies................................
And flies.......................while everyone chews pineapple bubble gum and stares
Cho- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Hermione- Shut up dammit!!
CRASH!!! The plate finally smashed into a gazillion pieces on the floor
Cho- Look what U did U Mr. dumby head!!
Hermione- What?!?! This isn't fan fiction numb nuts
Seamus-(wearing a sombrero) Si, por favor!
Hermione- You are not Spanish! Get out of here you leprechaun!
Seamus- Ay chee wah wah! (does the Mexican hat dance)
Ginny- I wanna dance too!! (does the chicken dance) Moooooooooooo, JA! (does crazy hand shake with herself)
Dean- Are you feeling OK lovey dovey?
Ginny- As lovely as a bus driver on weed....... I mean errrrr...... weed?
Harry- She's totally lost it. Wait, she's my girlfriend! Now who is going to paint my toenails? (cries loudly)
Cho- Do you paint them pretty shades of pink?
Harry- (stops crying) Yes!! Especially magenta and salmon!
Cho- Hurrah! Hurrah! It's all good in the hood, yo-yo!
Ginny- I love yo-yo pizza! With a sprig of rosemary and a pint of play dough
Hermione- SHUT UP!
Ginny- (speaks Polish)
Hermione- Stop it!!
Ginny- (speaks German)
Hermione- I'M WARNING YOU!
Ginny- (speaks guacamole)
Hermione- AHHHHHHH (kills Ginny but cutting her up into little pieces)
Cho- Haha, the wicked witch of the northeastern hemisphere is deceased! Yay!
Hermione- (picks up Ginny's left toe)
Reader- Which left toe?
All- (stares blankly)
Author- The third left toe on the left foot! Now go away!
Reader- You're not the boss of me!
Hermione- Get out the story you peanut heads!
Ginny- Yea you are ruining the beautiful musical!
Hermione and Cho- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
Dean, Harry, and Mr. Ireland glued Ginny back together and now she oddly looked like Jennifer Lopez
Ginny- (sings) don't be fooled by the chili that I got, I'm still, I'm still Bob around the corner! Used to have some chicken pot pie but now it's gone. No matter what color shirt I wear I know who I stole it from.... It's from Professor Klump!
Hermione- BBmak would never like that song
Ginny- Why? (does dance move)
Hermione- Because it was you who sang it
Ginny- Why? (does another dance move)
Hermione- Because it's annoying!
Ginny- Why? (does another dance move)
Hermione- Because it sucked!!!!!
Ginny- Why?? (does yet another dance move)
Hermione- (throws 5th Harry Potter book at Ginny's head, all almost 900 pages of it)
Ginny- (knocked out unconscious)
Harry- Wow that was a big book. Why would anyone write that much about me? I feel so loved!! hugs self
Cho- You are a sexy sexy beast!!
Hermione- (coughs) hardly....
Irish man AKA Seamus and Dean- (laugh like loonies)
Hermione- OK..........
Irish man and Dean- (still laughing like loonies)
Harry- (offended) It was certainly not that funny!
Irish man and Dean- (still still laughing like loonies)
Hermione- Hey, wait a gosh darn second!! (pushes Dean over to discover that he's made of........)
Ginny- Cardboard baby!! does yet another dance move
Ron appears out of nowhere dressed as a Russian ice skater
Ron- Cardboard is the way of life, dude
Hermione- Ron darling are you high?
Ron- Nooooo I am not! I'm just happy.... Happy happy joy joy, happy happy joy joy, happy happy joy joy, happy happy joy joy, happy happy joy joy joy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hermione- It must run in the Weasley family. Drug problems and the lack of singing talent
Snape appears out of nowhere
Snape- Pop Quiz my star pupils!! What kinds of waves are circular??
Ginny- Slinky waves!! (giggles madly) Slinky, Slinky, Slinky waves!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ron- (sits on floor and starts meditating) I lurve slinkies, especially ones with peace signs on it! In lovely multi colors of green, pink, orange...... (gets cut off)
Hermione- (enraged) NO ONE CARES!!!!!!!!
Everyone stops what they are doing and looks at Hermione
Harry- You defiantly have some anger problems that you should take care of
Irelands finest AKA Seamus- Maybe you should go to Garfield High School for some anger management classes!
Ginny- Good idea, we need to watch out for each other!
Hermione- AHHHHHHHHHH!!! (slams self in head with an R encyclopedia)
Ginny- That girl defiantly has problems
Dean- I know, poor girl. Hey let's dance!!
All start dancing, then they all start singing... I'm too sexy for myself.......too sexy for my cat......... too sexy for the substitute teacher.......
Chapter three is done done done!! WHEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! I'm soooo excited cuz surprisingly I am starting to like this story a whole bunch!!! Power to randomness!! Hope you enjoyed the chapter, and remember "Sky's the limit baby!"