Narrator- I have taken over this story!! waves hands all around It will now be about a Mary Sue..... me!! I have beautiful red hair, ocean blue eyes, a size 2 pants size, small feet, and I used to model back in America but then I got transferred to Hogwarts to kill Voldymort!! I also have telekinetic powers, a pure black cat named Jade and......
AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (takes out very pointy spike and IMPALES the narrator)Oh my friggin' God I could kill those stories.... EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM!!!!!!!
Reader- Wait, what does Impale mean?
Esh.... (whispers in reader's ear)
Reader- EWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!
(giggles madly) Torture is funny...... I did a report on it in school, Haha I got an A bazillion!! Anyway, since I already killed my narrator I'm gunna have to introduce my own story. (sighs) Ok so here comes the (counts on fingers) fourth chapter! "Shut it you cheese Danish!" Is a story that has little reviews and even less of any sanity, oh well enjoy this cracker jack of a story and remember, "Sky's the limit Baby!"
Anonymous voice- As we last left our heroes....
All except for Hermione who is still unconscious from the encyclopedia - singing I'm too sexy for my butterbeer.... Too sexy for the bus driver.... Too sexy for an omelet....
Anonymous voice- Errrrr... so as you can tell our heroes are prepared for a challenge that could appear at any time and..... Holy crap!!!!!! Screw that!!!!! I can take this anymore; these people are singing a bad 80's song for God sakes!! I quit!!! (tries to fly away on a cleansweep -500 but accidentally flies into a random Godzilla monster)
Random Godzilla monster- (in French) Aïe ce qui m'a juste frappé ?
Anonymous voice- Yeah could you put me down?
Random Godzilla monster- (still in French) Je ne peux pas comprendre ce que vous dites !
Anonymous voice- That's nice and all but could you put me down??
Random Godzilla monster- (still still in French) Je vous blesserai très mal si vous dites une autre chose pas dans français le !!!!!!!
Anonymous voice- Like now????????????????
The Random Godzilla monster squashes the anonymous voice with its size 8000 foot
All- (cheer)
Godzilla monster- (bows then runs to Mexico)
Harry- What a beautiful monster that was! With scales and spikes so lovely and green and fruity!
Dean- Fruity?? Don't ya mean leafy?
Harry- No bitch, fruity!
Dean- No that would be describing you!
Harry- But I went out with Ginny, so therefore I am straight!
Dean- That's crap.... Ginny could just as easily be a guy.... Look at her!
Ginny- (shaving her beard) I am not guy! I am a manly man! Watch me as I eat jars of mayonnaise with lemon dressing!!
Cho- Lemon is so Century 21! It should be peach!
Seamus- Like fuzzy navels!!
Harry- (drools) alcohol!!
Ginny- Beer for me cuz I am manly! (flexes non existent muscles)
Cho- I would like a white Russian because I am not a Russian but wish to be so I can make lovely macaroni art!
Rob- I used to be Russian......
Harry- (drools) Food!
Ron- (doing yoga) Food is good for the soul man...... it sets your spirit free!! (waves at nothing)
Harry- And it tastes deliciouso! (sticks out tongue)
Seamus- Are you sticking your tongue out Hermione?? She can't even see you do that you nitwit!
Hermione suddenly wakes up
Hermione- Owwwww my head hurts.... (grabs a steak and puts it on her head)
Ginny- Meat that I will eat!!
Dean- That rhymed!! (grins dumbly)
Hermione- Thank you for sharing you jerk face
Harry- (pats Hermione on the head) sounds like someone woke up on the wrong side of the cardboard box!
Hermione- (bites Harry's hand)
Harry- Owwwwwwwww!! You ruined my manicure!!!!!! (sobs)
Ginny- This is the story of a show.... Who got flooded and lost all its dough.... Now we live in a shoebox outside of a street corner store! This is a story of a show!
Seamus, who decided to really drink some Irish beer- This is not a show... it is a... (looks up at the ceiling)
Dean- Errrrr (snaps finger in front of Seamus's face)
Hermione- You'd think since he's Irish he would be able to drink a lot more and still not get drunk
Cho- Wise thinking my son.......
Hermione- I'm not your son! (points at manly Ginny) that's your son!
Ginny- I am no ones son.... I am my own boss! (drinks glass of raw eggs)
Hermione- EW......... I will never know why so many guys slept with you. Harry?
Harry- (still sobbing)
Hermione- Harry???
Harry- (still still sobbing)
Hermione- HARRY!?!?!?! (slaps Harry in the face)
Harry- (blinks) what?
Hermione- Why did you sleep with Ginny?
Harry- What are you talking about? I would never sleep with that thing
Hermione- You never did?
Cho- Are you kidding me you big onion??? You never slept with Harry Potter???
Ginny- Yes I did! (flexes)
Harry- No we did not!! You told me you have never slept with anyone!
All- (gasps)
Ginny- (looking quite nervous) Yes I did! I slept with Dean!
Dean- Uh sorry no you didn't, yet another lie!!
Ginny- Oh yea of course, I slept with Seamus!
Seamus- (slurred) Even drunky drunk drunk I have never slept with a Ginny before in muh livesh!
Ginny- (bangs head against wall)
Hermione- Here let me help!! (throws 'Hogwarts, A History' at Ginny)
Cho- I would like a wack at that piece of corn! (throws broccoli at Ginny)
Ginny- It burns my manly skin!! Manly men do not eat vegetables... we eat meat!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
All- (giggle)
Dean- I want to play!! (throws asparagus at Ginny)
Ginny- AHHHHHH (skin starts burning)
All- (giggle)
Ron- But she is my sister....
Hermione- Wake up jackass, if anything you have another brother!!
Ron- Hmmm.... Good point!! (throws lettuce at Ginny)
All- (giggle madly)
Seamus- (Slurred with a Russian accent) I vould like a throw vat Ginny vace!! tries to throw a banana at Ginny but misses and hits Harry
Harry- Owwwww!!!!!! (cries)
Seamus- (still with the accent)Vhoops!
Cho- You could have at least hit that man with your vegetable!!
Hermione- (raged) A BANANA IS NOT A GREEN VEGETABLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Dammit what happened??? Duckie did you break the frickin' laptop again?? If you did I'm going to have to shove you in an oven and set your duck ass on high!
Duckie- Moo quack arf arf arf meow squeak!!
Not a good enough excuse Duckie!!!! (puts Duckie in the oven but doesn't turn it on)
See I'm not that cruel!! I'll let Duckie suffer for a few minutes. Since there are some technical difficulties, but the next chapter will probably be in a couple days. If Duckie ever fixes the damn laptop!!!!! Until next time and remember, "Sky's the limit baby!!"