AN: Oro! Sorry that I didn't put 'Dance Magic Dance' in but Sarah isn't in that part and I'm really trying to stick with just Mamoru's part. But don't worry, I won't leave out 'Chilly Down' XD!



"Usako?!"

"Mamo-Chan!" The bunny threw her arms about Mamoru's neck. She smiled up at him, her face touched with unusual makeup; her hair was down and fell to her ankles in a sparkling golden shower. Mamoru noted her odd clothing, including the potato-pants she donned. His eyes widened as he jumped back in alarm.

"Usako! What on Earth is that buldge?!"

"What buldge?" she asked innocently.

"The one in your pants!"

Usagi looked down and giggled, "let me show you!"

To Mamoru's horror the petite blonde shoved her hand down into her pants and began to grope around.

"Ugh! I don't want to see-….that?"

In her hand, Usagi clutched a wad of socks proudly for Mamoru to see.

"Oh…"

Usagi giggled as she stuffed the wad down her pants once more. Mamoru shook his head with a sigh, "Anyhow, Usako, I need Shingo ba-"

"Shh!" she hushed him, "we're supposed to call him 'Toby' just like I'm supposed to call you Sarah, Mamo-chan. Anyway, you can't have the brat back. I'm keeping him."

Mamoru sighed, exasperated. "No, I need him back."

Usagi smiled as she held a crystal in her hand. "A gift."

"…what is it?"

"A crystal, nothing more. But this is not a gift for an ordinary girl-"

"I'm not a girl!"

"Do not defy me!" Usagi exclaimed as the crystal turned into a snake. She blinked down at it, squealed in alarm, and threw it at Mamoru. Mamoru yelped as it hit him in the head. He grabbed it quickly, flung it on the ground and proceeded to stomp on it wildly. He stopped, mid-stomp, and slowly looked up at Usagi.

"…It's rubber."

Usagi blinked in confusion and stopped cringing. She inspected the snake and smiled bashfully. "Well…so it is."

Mamoru raked a hand through his unnaturally long hair to pull it back from his face. "Listen, I know where this is going. Let's just get to the Labyrinth part."

Usagi's cherry lips formed into a pout as she placed her hands on her hips. "How did you know about the labyrinth?"

Mamoru sighed as he rubbed his temples in annoyance. "Let's just call it a hunch."

Usagi blinked but nodded. "Okay!" with that the two disappeared, and quickly reappeared on a dry, desert like hilltop that overlooked the giant labyrinth.

"Turn back Sarah."

Mamoru spun around to face Usagi, "Usako, stop calling me Sarah!"

Usagi pouted again, "but you are Sarah! Well, since you're so very bent on finding Toby-"

"Shingo."

"-You have thirteen hours in which to solve the labyrinth and make it to my castle. If you do not make it in time-"

"The child is yours?"

"…the child is mine."

With one last pouted Usagi vanished into thin air, leaving Mamoru alone to stare out at the vast maze. He gave a heavyhearted sigh and made his way down the hill.

He spared a thought to wonder whom on Earth he would meet next. He raised his black eyebrows as he saw a girl with a wavy brown ponytail, wearing old, dirty clothing. The figure was busy hunching over a few faeries. The girl counted aloud as she sprayed the winged creatures, laughing as they fell to the ground, poisoned.

Upon close inspection one could see that the little faeries closely resembled Chibi-Usa.

"H-Hey! Stop that!" he blinked as the girl turned around. "Makoto!? Why are you doing that?" He leaned down to pick one of the fallen faeries up and stroke it.

"The name is Hoggle."

Mamoru rolled his eyes, "Of course-OW! It bit me!" He dropped it unceremoniously and scowled.

" 'Course it did! Fifty-Seven!" She cried gleefully as she sprayed another.

"Ugh…whatever. How do I get into the Labyrinth?"

"Through the door."

"…what door?"

"The door to the Labyrinth!"

Mamoru's eyebrow twitched, "Where is the door?"

"What door?"

"The door to the Labyrinth!"

"What about it?"

"Oh for heaven's sake where is the door to the Labyrinth?!"

Makoto smirked and pointed at a door. "Right there."

Mamoru groaned as he walked to the old, worn door and entered the Labyrinth. He glanced to the left and then the right. His eyes widened at the length of the passageways.

"Pretty long, aint it?"

Mamoru jumped in surprise as he turned to face Makoto. "Don't sneak up on me like that!"

Makoto laughed as she stepped forward into the maze. "Now would you go left, or right?"

Mamoru heaved another sigh and walked past her, towards the right. "Right." He walked along with a deep frown, leaving the cackling Makoto behind him. He

seemed to walk forever without seeing a single turn or attached hallway….it was just a straight passage. No twists. No turns.

"Chibi!"

Mamoru blinked in confusion and looked around. "Pardon?"

"Chibi Chibi!"

Mamoru raised his eyebrows as his eyes landed on a small, pink worm with the head of Chibi Chibi.

"Did you say hello?"

"Chibi."

"No, I can't stay to meet the missus or have a cup of tea. Thank you though; I have to make it through this Labyrinth. The odd thing is, this maze has no twists or turns…it's just straight."

"Chibi!"

"What? There's an opening right behind me?"

"Chibi Chibi."

"Don't go left? I feel I should ask why…but I don't suppose that really matters does it?" He smiled and waved to the worm before going right through the slightly hidden opening.

"Chibi Chibi."

Mamoru marched along, wandering the Labyrinth absently. He shoved his hands into his pant pockets and blinked as he felt a hard, smooth tube. He pulled out some pink lipstick and cringed. "I don't even want to know why I have this…" he smiled as an idea struck him. "Oh, good think Mamo, you hunky piece of man meat you."

He bent down and began drawing arrows, showing which way he had come from.

As Mamoru turned, a very small Naru pushed up a brick and scowled as she saw the arrow. She shook her fist at the retreating cross dresser's back and yelled in a small voice, "your mother was a flaming aardvark!" with that said, she and a few other different yet identical Naru's began turning Mamoru's arrows around.

Mamoru hummed a light tune to himself as he continued walking. He suddenly frowned as he came upon a dead end. He gave a sigh and turned around, glancing down at an arrow he had just made. His eyes widened in fury as he saw it had been changed.

"This is completely scandalous!"

"That's right, it's not fair!" came a feminine voice.

"No, I said scandalous, not 'unfair'! And wasn't this just a dead end?" He blinked at the strange thing he saw. Two doors, each with a shield attached. From each side of the shields came a torso of a young woman. Cooan, Beruche, Karaberas, Petz.

"No! That's the dead end behind you!" cackled Cooan.

Mamoru heaved a sigh as he walked closer to the figures on the doors.

"The only way out of here is to try one of these doors."

Mamoru nodded his head, "Yes, I figured. But which…?"

"One leads to the castle, the other to-"

"Certain death?"

Petz looked slightly confused, "Yes…"

"But I should warn you," began Karaberas.

"One of you always tells the truth, and the other one always lies, yes I know." He turned to Petz, the upper torso on the left door. "Would she tell me this door leads to the castle?"

Petz looked down at Beruche and then up at Mamoru. "Umm…yes?"

"Okay, good." He walked towards the other door and then entered through it. "Easier than I thought."

And suddenly the ground beneath him gave out. Mamoru gave a cry of fear as he fell into blackness. Suddenly, hands reached out from the walls and grabbed him, stopping his fall.

"Ah!! Oh…right…the helping hands! Whoa there! That part of me is just fine!"

The seemingly never-ending hands made a face in the air, "Which way?"

"Pardon?" Mamoru blinked.

"Which way do you want to go?"

"Up. Definitely up."

"She chose down!" - "She chose down? Ha!"

They all began to hand him down.

"No! No I said up!" he cried in vain.

There was a cackle and the hands let go of Mamoru, dropping him down into a deep, black, dark hole. An oubliette. He gave a grunt as he hit the bottom and dust floated up into the surrounding air.

"….Oi."