Many drunked Lycans cheer as two transformed Lycans beat each other up. Suddenly Lucien storms into the den, raises his gun and fires. Everyone stops and stares at him.
Lucien: YOU ARE ACTING LIKE A PACK OF RABID DOGS! And that is not what we must be if we are to defeat the vampires on their own ground.
He lowers the gun barrel and…
Lycan Standing Behin Lucien: Oof.
Lucien: turns around What the-? notices that the Lycan standing behind him is now unconscious on the floor Ooops. grins
(mutters absently to himself) Where was I…Oh yes, composing awful poetry. HEY GUYS! Come and listen to this!
(begins to sing to the tune of "Lifeatyles of the Rich and the Famous" by GC.)
If we see them on TV
Or read about it in the magazines,
Vampires, it's one simple thing:
All they do is piss and moan
Inside their house of stone
Talking about how hard
Life can…be
I'd like to see them spend a week
Living life out on the street.
I don't think they would survive.
If they could spend a day or two,
Walking in some poor Lycan's shoes
I think they'd stumble and they'd fall…
They would fall…
Lifestyles of the Rich and the Guiltless
They're always complaining, always complaining
If power's such a problem
Well they've got a mansion –
Think we should rob them?
And you know, if one of them
And killed for a life
There'd be no such thing as 25 to life
As long as you're a Death Dealer
Or an Elder.
And if you were caught drinking human blood
You wouldn't be drained of your own blood
You could always just run
For a seat on the Council.
Den joins in:
I'd like to see them spend a week
Living life out on the street.
I don't think they would survive.
If they could spend a day or two,
Walking in some poor Lycan's shoes
I think they'd stumble and they'd fall…
Lifestyles of the Rich and the Guiltless
They're always complaining, always complaining
If power's such a problem
Well they've got a mansion –
Think we should rob them?
They would fall…fall
Lifestyles of the Rich and the Guiltless
They're always complaining, always complaining
If power's such a problem
Well they've got a mansion –
Think we should rob them?
Lucien: Pierce, Taylor; put some clothes on and find the next victim. pauses and turns to camera Oh come on, I'm the bad guy because I live in a sewer? Give me a break!