CHAPTER SEVEN
Song woke up. She checked her watch. It was six o'clock am.
Song woke up Link, Naiya, and Akio (they all went to the same school (except Link)). They got up groggily and staggered inside for some breakfast.
"School in an hour," Song reminded them as she placed toast in front of Link. Link ate the toast automatically.
"Really, Link," teased Song, "I would've thought that bein' a Hero meant that you had no sleep and ran around the place killing everyone."
Link put down the toast and looked seriously at Song. "Not all the time."
Song grinned as she sat down to eat her own toast. Her expression changed to seriousness as she turned to talk to Naiya.
"So. Your vision. Of Nayru."
"That could have been one sentence," grumbled Akio. Song ignored him as she continued.
"She said that your father was Sapleo and that she was your mom."
"Yep," replied Naiya in a tired voice.
"Well? Truth or – "
"Dare," replied Naiya, grinning.
"Haha, very funny," snapped Song sarcastically. "Do you think that the vision is true or false?"
"Song I'm not crazy."
Akio checked his watch and exclaimed, "It's six-thirty! We have to catch the bus!"
Song leapt up and grabbed her backpack and pulled something out of it. Akio and Naiya grabbed their bags and Link watched them curiously.
"We're going to school. Wanna come?" asked Song.
"What do you do?"
"Learn," replied Song. "I can pretend that you're checking out the school."
"Okay." Link shrugged and followed the three Earthlings as they raced out the door.
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Song sat down in a seat next to Link. They held hands underneath Song's backpack. The girl in front of them turned around.
This girl was gorgeous.
She had long, cinnamon colored hair and gray eyes. Her skin was deeply tanned and obviously fake. She had make-up all over her face and her shirt showed her cleavage.
"Song, I don't think that you should be able to sit with this hottie," the girl whined. "You aren't pretty enough."
"Excuse me," interrupted Link, "but Song is the most beautiful girl I've ever seen."
"That's Desdemona Patterson. Her name means 'of the devil'," whispered Song when the girl had turned away.
"Devil?"
"The guy who runs Hell."
"Hell?"
"Where bad people go."
"Oh."
"She's a total slut."
"Slut?"
"Whore."
"Whore?"
"Prossy. My own word, no stealing!"
"Prossy?"
"Prostitute."
"Huh?"
"Someone who gets paid to have sex with other people."
Link looked revolted. "She does that?" he gasped, disgusted.
"No," replied Song mildly, "but everyone says that she does."
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When Song got to school, she cried, "Kyle!" and ran towards a boy.
"Hey, Lully," the boy named Kyle chortled. He had blonde hair and green eyes. He kissed Song on the cheek. Link immediately felt angry.
"Link, this is my best friend – that's a boy. His name is Kyle. Kyle, this is my...friend, Lin – Lincoln. Link for short."
"Rockin'." Kyle smiled.
"Kyle calls me Lullaby Song for no reason. Ignore him. I've known him since I was three."
Link smiled, relieved. So Kyle wasn't courting Song. Good.
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"What is this?" asked Link, watching as people ran across a field.
"P.E. Phys. Ed." To Link's still confused look, Song explained, "Physical Education. We play sports."
"Like archery?"
"Yeah. Actually, we're learning archery."
Link nudged Song. "Hey, over there is the slut who is of the guy who runs Hell."
Song laughed.
"Her name's Desdemona," explained Song as she received a nasty glare from the girl.
"I can't believe Song got hooked up with him. He's so cute," grumbled Desdemona to her friend.
"Oh, he's HOT..." began the friend, but Desdemona elbowed her sharply in the ribs.
"Quit it, Carol," hissed Desdemona. "Before Phys. Ed.'s over, that boy's gonna be mine."
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The P.E. teacher paired up people to do archery. Song and Desdemona's boyfriend, Lucas. Naiya and Carol. Akio and Kyle. Link and Desdemona.
Song watched Desdemona as the girl flirted with Link, but Link ignored her as he nocked arrows into his bow and let them fly.
Soon, the P.E. teacher called out, "We'll have a competition."
Song won against Lucas. Naiya won against Carol. Kyle won against Akio.
Now only Link and Desdemona.
Desdemona shot clumsily at a shrub far away.
"Go get your arrow, Patterson. You, Lincoln, help her. You were partners."
Link nodded and followed Desdemona.
Desdemona found the arrow in the shrub and called, "Lincoln, come here, I've found it, but I'm stuck."
Link came over and held out a hand to help Desdemona up. Desdemona grabbed his hand and pulled him on top of him. Link, surprised, opened his mouth. Desdemona put her mouth on his and used her tongue to wrestle with his.
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"You, Song Kingly, go see what's taking Patterson so long."
Song nodded and quickly followed the path that Desdemona and Link had taken. When Song arrived, she wished she hadn't.
"Link!" she cried, heartbroken. Link's tunic and boots were off, Desdemona's shoes were off and her shirt was almost half off. The two were rolling in the shrub, making out.
Link looked up. "Song!" he shouted, but the weeping girl had already dashed away.
Song woke up. She checked her watch. It was six o'clock am.
Song woke up Link, Naiya, and Akio (they all went to the same school (except Link)). They got up groggily and staggered inside for some breakfast.
"School in an hour," Song reminded them as she placed toast in front of Link. Link ate the toast automatically.
"Really, Link," teased Song, "I would've thought that bein' a Hero meant that you had no sleep and ran around the place killing everyone."
Link put down the toast and looked seriously at Song. "Not all the time."
Song grinned as she sat down to eat her own toast. Her expression changed to seriousness as she turned to talk to Naiya.
"So. Your vision. Of Nayru."
"That could have been one sentence," grumbled Akio. Song ignored him as she continued.
"She said that your father was Sapleo and that she was your mom."
"Yep," replied Naiya in a tired voice.
"Well? Truth or – "
"Dare," replied Naiya, grinning.
"Haha, very funny," snapped Song sarcastically. "Do you think that the vision is true or false?"
"Song I'm not crazy."
Akio checked his watch and exclaimed, "It's six-thirty! We have to catch the bus!"
Song leapt up and grabbed her backpack and pulled something out of it. Akio and Naiya grabbed their bags and Link watched them curiously.
"We're going to school. Wanna come?" asked Song.
"What do you do?"
"Learn," replied Song. "I can pretend that you're checking out the school."
"Okay." Link shrugged and followed the three Earthlings as they raced out the door.
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Song sat down in a seat next to Link. They held hands underneath Song's backpack. The girl in front of them turned around.
This girl was gorgeous.
She had long, cinnamon colored hair and gray eyes. Her skin was deeply tanned and obviously fake. She had make-up all over her face and her shirt showed her cleavage.
"Song, I don't think that you should be able to sit with this hottie," the girl whined. "You aren't pretty enough."
"Excuse me," interrupted Link, "but Song is the most beautiful girl I've ever seen."
"That's Desdemona Patterson. Her name means 'of the devil'," whispered Song when the girl had turned away.
"Devil?"
"The guy who runs Hell."
"Hell?"
"Where bad people go."
"Oh."
"She's a total slut."
"Slut?"
"Whore."
"Whore?"
"Prossy. My own word, no stealing!"
"Prossy?"
"Prostitute."
"Huh?"
"Someone who gets paid to have sex with other people."
Link looked revolted. "She does that?" he gasped, disgusted.
"No," replied Song mildly, "but everyone says that she does."
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When Song got to school, she cried, "Kyle!" and ran towards a boy.
"Hey, Lully," the boy named Kyle chortled. He had blonde hair and green eyes. He kissed Song on the cheek. Link immediately felt angry.
"Link, this is my best friend – that's a boy. His name is Kyle. Kyle, this is my...friend, Lin – Lincoln. Link for short."
"Rockin'." Kyle smiled.
"Kyle calls me Lullaby Song for no reason. Ignore him. I've known him since I was three."
Link smiled, relieved. So Kyle wasn't courting Song. Good.
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"What is this?" asked Link, watching as people ran across a field.
"P.E. Phys. Ed." To Link's still confused look, Song explained, "Physical Education. We play sports."
"Like archery?"
"Yeah. Actually, we're learning archery."
Link nudged Song. "Hey, over there is the slut who is of the guy who runs Hell."
Song laughed.
"Her name's Desdemona," explained Song as she received a nasty glare from the girl.
"I can't believe Song got hooked up with him. He's so cute," grumbled Desdemona to her friend.
"Oh, he's HOT..." began the friend, but Desdemona elbowed her sharply in the ribs.
"Quit it, Carol," hissed Desdemona. "Before Phys. Ed.'s over, that boy's gonna be mine."
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The P.E. teacher paired up people to do archery. Song and Desdemona's boyfriend, Lucas. Naiya and Carol. Akio and Kyle. Link and Desdemona.
Song watched Desdemona as the girl flirted with Link, but Link ignored her as he nocked arrows into his bow and let them fly.
Soon, the P.E. teacher called out, "We'll have a competition."
Song won against Lucas. Naiya won against Carol. Kyle won against Akio.
Now only Link and Desdemona.
Desdemona shot clumsily at a shrub far away.
"Go get your arrow, Patterson. You, Lincoln, help her. You were partners."
Link nodded and followed Desdemona.
Desdemona found the arrow in the shrub and called, "Lincoln, come here, I've found it, but I'm stuck."
Link came over and held out a hand to help Desdemona up. Desdemona grabbed his hand and pulled him on top of him. Link, surprised, opened his mouth. Desdemona put her mouth on his and used her tongue to wrestle with his.
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"You, Song Kingly, go see what's taking Patterson so long."
Song nodded and quickly followed the path that Desdemona and Link had taken. When Song arrived, she wished she hadn't.
"Link!" she cried, heartbroken. Link's tunic and boots were off, Desdemona's shoes were off and her shirt was almost half off. The two were rolling in the shrub, making out.
Link looked up. "Song!" he shouted, but the weeping girl had already dashed away.
