Disclaimer: Own nothing except the changed verses of "Selene and Kraven."

Rigel is halfway through his boring speech when Erika comes up to Kraven and whispers in his ear about Selene.

Coven (who are clearly bored stupid by Rigel's speech): Oooooo...

Rigel: Hey! Isn't any- (sees Kraven and Erika and bursts into song: to the tune of "Boys and Girls" by Good Charlotte")

Educated, with money

He's well-dressed, not funny,

Not much to say in most conversations

But he'll foot the bill in all situations

'Cause he pays for everything.

Coven: Selene doesn't like Kraven

She likes cars and money

But Kraven laughs at her

When she's not funny.

Ammo or gadgets

Doesn't matter - she'll have it.

Spying and shooting sprees

These are a few of her favourite things.

She'll get what she want if she's willing to please

his type of girls always comes with the fees

But hey now, there's nothing for free.

Selene doesn't like Kraven

She likes cars and money

But Kraven laughs at her

When she's not funny.

Selene doesn't like Kraven

She likes cars and money

Rigel: Let's go!

The Coven begins dancing!

Selene doesn't like Kraven

She likes cars and money

But Kraven laughs at her

When she's not funny.

He wants he body but she prefers her Ferrari

Selene doesn't like Kraven

She likes cars and money.

All of these boys and all of these irls

Losing their souls in a material world.

All of these boys and all of these girls

All of these boys and all of these girls...

Exeunt OMNES.