IT'S NOT SUCH A BAD WORLD.

SUMMARY: My version of the ending of season 6. I didn't particularly enjoy the one Chris ends up dying! After Witch wars. Of course.

I still dont know who own Charmed. But I am pretty sure it's not me. I think is Brad Kern..

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CHAPTER ONE: FALSE ILLUSIONS

-"To our nephew, may he always be safe" Said Phoebe.

-"I can't believe its finally over" Said Chris relieved.

-"Believe it, you just saved the future" His dad told him proudly.

Chris smiled, he was still trying to get used to having his dad being proud of him, or paying any attention to him, for what it count.

-"MOM" Said a good Wyatt

-"Yeah, I know" Said Piper grabbing her son. "Well, I think that since the threat is over, and Chris is due in a few days. I probably should move back home, to start preparing the nursery. Buying dippers and baby stuff.. for my little Baby over here" She said pretending to pinch Chris' cheek, just to annoy him.

-"MOM! Like I don't have enough of that already with Phoebe! Keep on doing that and I'll touch your stomach till I am born" he said caressing his mother's stomach.

-"ok, ok. It's a deal.. no pinching, no touching...now, can you help your whale mother over here, orb everything to the house? Cuz I swear that I am bigger than, and have the mobility of a house right now.. I mean.. look at you, so skinny.. how do you manage to occupy that much space in my body?"

Leo laughed.

-"You shut up mister, cuz you are the other reason why I have this little mess over here!" She snorted, pointing at her stomach.

-"Yea, but.. if you didn't have that little mess over there, we wouldn't have that big mess there" Pointing at Chris "And we wouldn't want to miss that big mess, for anything in the world, don't you think?"

Once again, Chris smiled.

-"Ok, ok.. you win. Yeap, nine month of being a freaking incubator and god knows how many hours of labor are worthy if we have that cute, neurotic, freak that we all love."

-"HEY! I am still here, you know?" Said Chris

They all laughed.

-"Speaking of hours of labor.. Honey.. did I ever tell you in the future, how many hours of labor did I have with you?"

-"I can't tell you that, mom"

-"Why not? What kind of future consequence could it have? It's not like we can do something to change it"

-"Hmm yeah it could have future consequences, pretty sure"

-"What consequences?"

-"You are going to kill me on the spot" said Chris closing his eyes, with a scared face.

-"OH NOOO" Piper whined.

-"For what it's worth mom, I am sorry?"

-"yeah tell me that when I am labor, so then I can slap you"

-"But didn't you say all the hours of labor are worthy if you have a cute, neurotic, freak like me??" He said with Puppy eyes.

-"You have to admit you are a little of a sarcastic, neurotic, babbling, little mister" Said Paige hugging him "But we love, you"

-"EHEM EHEM EHEM.. what did you expected? I was raised in the manor you know, with miss sarcasm' Pointing at Paige "Miss Neurosis" Pointing at his mom "and miss Babbling" pointing at Phoebe. "A guy can only take SO much... before he is turned."

-"So now you are blaming it on US?" Said Paige laughing.

-"OF course...every flaw in my personality is attributable to one of you people. Every good aspect of my personality, it's just plainly self-developed" He said with a smugly smile.

-"Ok ok ok, mister Phoebe's clone. Are you going to help your mom pack or what?"

He went to his mom, hugging her from behind and orbing her to her room.

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That night at the manor.

-"Hmm.. is SOOO good to have Piper's cooking again. I missed you SOO much sis!" Said Phoebe.

-"Once feels so appreciated, when all people care about is her food"

-"Ohh, poor mom!" Said Chris mockingly devouring everything that was near him.

-"This, coming from the guy that has been feeding OF ME, for the past nine months? And apparently is now eating everything that is in front of him. I can understand your "I am in a mission and I NEED to save Wyatt without even stopping to breath" is over, but you are going to get sick, honey."

Chris stuck his tongue and smiled widely at his mom.

-"Wow.. what is with all that smiling today, nephew of mine. Be careful, we might start to get use to it!!"

He stuck his tongue at her too and continue eating, smiling.

Dinner ended peacefully and happily... well not that happy, since right after dinner, Piper's predictions got fulfill. She wasn't the one with the premonitions, but she was the mother.

Chris ran to the bathroom, and came back ten minutes later, white as a paper.

-"Are you ok, honey?" Said Piper kind of amused.

-"DON'T SMILE.. I feel awful.. how did you let me eat so much?"

-"What was I suppose to do? You are twenty two mister, one would think you don't need your mommy telling you to stop eating" She was Laughing.

-"It hurts, mommy" He said half teasingly, half serious, throwing himself in the couch.

His dad was doing the dishes and now entered the room. He saw his son, pale as dead.

-"Are you ok, Chris?" He said worried, hurrying to his side.

-"Just stomach sick" He said. His dad applied the golden tingle glow.

-"All better?" Chris nod "Well, that will teach you not to eat that much" Leo smiled at him.

-"yeah.. specially for the part where he can go daddy.. and daddy runs to his side and heals him" Said Phoebe smiling.

-"what am I suppose to do, let him be sick?"

-"I am going to check on Wyatt" Said a very slow Piper "If I am lucky enough, at this pace, I'll get to him by midnight"

-"Ok, I'll orb you upstairs" Said Leo.

-"what are you, the healers police, now??" Chris asked Phoebe.

-"No... but it could help you be a little bit more responsible, if you wouldn't go Daddy, and he would heal you on the spot"

-"You are talking to me about responsibility? Miss I don't have my active powers any more" He laughed.

-"Ok, ok, you got a point over there. And it's true, you are more responsible with your magic, that all of us combine, but you have to admit, you love having your dad fussing around you all the time"

Chris sketching a shy, innocent yet defensive smile.

-"So, what if I do? Is it so wrong, to want some attention from my dad? I mean, you know how it feels to grow up without a father."

-"yes, I do" Said Phoebe, patting Chris' knee. "I was just teasing you, Baby. I think you are.."

And her speech got interrupted by Piper's and Leo's cries.

-"WYATT HAS BEEN KIDNAPPED"