Celebrian smiled with satisfaction as Elrond stood up from the bed in the early morning light.  "Do I get a peek behind the mask, oh passionate one?"

"Nay, my Silver Goddess!  But 99.9 of my power comes from my MYSTERIOUSNESS!"  Elrond stood up fully and proudly, with his hand over his heart.

"Ah, but I am afraid that you have ruined me for my husband, oh majestically endowed one," she batted her eyes and looked at him demurely.

"Never fret my dear, but I shall give him a few…um…pointers.  ENOUGH OF THIS PRATTLED!  I MUST BE OFF TO FIGHT EVIL ELSE WHERE!"  And with that he dashed from the room, into a giggling, sleepy Celeborn.  "ACK!" He whispered loudly, "if she catches you, the whole thing is over!"

Celeborn rolled his eyes at Elrond, and whispered back, "and what was all that about," and mimicking Elrond's voice, "Oh, sweet silver goddess, I shall delve into your depths and taste of your honeyed silver liquid…OW!"  Celeborn grabbed his foot where Elrond had stomped it.

"Hmmmph, just wait till it is your turn; pay back is a bitch."  With that Elrond turned on his heel and made his way back to the council room, Celeborn limping behind him.

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"What do you mean, Haldir, you think Celeborn and Elrond are in Imladris dressed up as these two super-sex-heroes?"  Galadriel turned an unattractive color of purple, and Haldir had flashbacks of Frodo and the Fellowship.

"My lady, he took my Teleporno and Orgasm-O comic book, and the last I saw of them, they had on this costumes and were screwing Rumil's Elleth," he replied meekly, fearing the wrath of the PMS Queen.  Luckily for him, there were no vases left in the room.

Galadriel stood quiet for a moment, pondering something.  Suddenly a wicked grin crept onto her face, and Haldir involuntarily stepped back.  "My lady," he squeaked.

"I have an idea.  Who are the super-villains they fight against?"

"Um, the Evil Prudemeister, Venom Dick, and Tina Teaser."  Haldir gave the Lady of Light a quizzical look.  "Why?"

"Can you show me a picture of this Tina Teaser?  I want to be ready for Celeborn, I mean TELEPORNO, when he returns."  The evil look in her eye made Haldir awfully uncomfortable, but who was he to oppose the Lady?

"Of course…"

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Galadriel's handmaiden's jaw hit the floor when the lady walked out from behind the dressing curtain.  She wore a black leather thong, bustier, thigh-high black silk stockings, peek-a-boo garters, and black stilettos.  Her hair was pulled back into a whip-like ponytail.

"My Lady!"  Beinie could barely contain her shock.

"Call me TINA THE TEASER, the bane of TELEPORNO'S existence!"

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"Lord Celeborn!"  Thranduil called out to the still costumed lord.  "Legolas has arrived, and he brought with him a friend!"  He called out pointing to a shy silver-haired elf, whose ears were turning a sexy shade of pink.  "I would like you to meet Celebdreth; he wishes to see Lorien, so when Legolas decided to come, I told him to bring the young elf with him."  The young elf nodded respectfully, as he could considering how Celeborn was dressed, to the silver lord.

"OH MY ERU!"  A high-pitched shriek of excitement exploded into the room, as Legolas flounced into the room and saw Elrond and Celeborn in their costumes.  "HOW TOTALLY AWESOME!  That is so like my favorite Comic Book Series!"  And he ran up and started admiring their costumes.  "Ada, Ada, I so gotta have one of these!" 

Thranduil rolled his eyes as Legolas chatted on about how cool Celeborn and Elrond were.  He also made a mental note to make sure that he talked to all the seamstresses in Mirkwood before Legolas could.  The last thing he needed was for Foreign Diplomats to Mirkwood to see Legolas in that get-up, with his Golden Wood erect and exposed for all to see.

Celeborn grinned at Thranduil over Legolas, "Sure, Celebdreth can come to Lorien with us. We'll be leaving tomorrow afternoon…"