Review Responses (DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUN!!!)

Stewie-YES!!! I am THAT TEO! Bow before me mortal. XD But thanks for the review.

Winged Wolf-Actually, I was thinking of having Sain and Kyle become fast friends. A sort of:

"May we live long lives after this!"

"And court many fine women as well!"

"Hear hear!

Whee!

Wesley-I know, but I'm a lazy bastard, so I couldn't be bothered. XD However, I shall keep that in mind for next time.

Seventh Sage-Yes, the crowning achievement! XD Lowen IS scary. It's obvious that he has no eyes, which is why he grows his hair so long.

Ooh, BTW. Reason the guy's called Kyle is because that ish I! Except I'm not 21, or a perv. XD

Chapter 3-Mountain of Victims

The group spent the next few days marching towards the place called Laus. Kyle didn't know where the hell it was, and didn't care. He had heard through the grapevine that Marquess Caelin had a beautiful Sacaen grand-daughter. He hoped that they could go there. He needed the practice. Plus, weren't Sacaens more passionate in the bed department?

Kyle was inwardly drooling buckets, but his face remained a good composure.

They reached Laus.

- - -

"Lord Ephidel, Eliwood's forces have arrived! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!"

Ephidel sighed. "Lord Darin, have you forgotten your medication?"

Darin nodded.

"I thought as much...but why do you fret? Eliwood's army consists of a bunch of pubescent teenagers and a Jeigan." Ephidel said.

"A Jeigan?" Darin asked.

"Characters that seem to be good on the output, but are completely crap."

"But what about Renault?"

"He's never good."

"Ah...but how do you know all this?"

"GOD DAMMIT MARCUS!!!" Ephidel yelled at the GBA. "START PROTECTING ROY AND STOP BEING SO CRAP!!! Oh great, now you're dead."

"I'm evil. I have to know these things."

All of a sudden, Erik ran through. "Father, let me deal with Eliwood!"

Darin nodded. "Fine. Go ahead. Knock yourself out."

- - -

After some ugly bastard on a horse appeared, telling Eliwood how much he hated him, and then riding off to get a big-ass army, Kyle took up his Crouching Wyvern position. Unfortunately, part of the position is putting your left leg behind one of your ears, and so he ended up falling over. But he stood up and, brushing the mud off his Slim Sword, he started flourishing it in an expert way.

The sword flew out of his hand, embedding itself in the head of a charging cavalier who was after Kyle. He flew off his horse, landing in a tangled heap in front of another Cavalier, who's horse tripped over the body and then trampled its rider who had fell. Then another Cavalier, seeing this, bolted.

Kyle stared, only to be awakened by a small round of applause. He turned round, seeing Marcus standing there with a kindly smile. "That was a well timed throw," he said. "I can see why Eliwood took you on." He then rode off.

"Odd man..." Kyle said, before pulling his sword out of the man's head. The blood was flowing freely from the man's head. Yum, Kyle thought, before realizing that he'd have to climb on top of the bodies to get past.

- - -

Two old men were passing through the area, when they saw a man standing atop a mountain of bodies, with his sword in the air. He seemed to be yelling something.

"Oh my..."

"What?"

"That's the...SWORD DEMON!!!"

"Ahhhhhhhhhhh!"

- - -

What Kyle was yelling was "ARGH, MY FOOT!!!" after standing on one of the dead guy's swords. He reached down, only to find a Steel Sword. "Yoink!" Kyle exclaimed, before whipping the sword from the dead guy. He walked away, leaving a mountain of bodies behind.