Before I do Review Responses, I notice a load of people have these things called Muses. After my initial disappointment that it wasn't the band Muse (they rule), However, I was wrong. It appears Muses are there for the writer to glomp while it makes sarcastic comments about how crap the fic is. I think I should get one. Say hello...to LIMSTELLA!!! (thunder)
Limmy-Review this fic. Or I shall take your quintessence and give it to Lord Evil One.
Limmy! Bad! You're supposed to say crap like "You'll never get reviews!"
Limmy-But this fic rules!
I know. XD
Oh fine, be supportive. Can I still glomp you?
Limmy-If you want, but you realize I have no gender.
Bah, you look feminine. (GLOMP!!!)
(Today's reader reviews shall be done by Vaida)
Vaida-BWAHAHAHA!!!
(Um, I mean me, which is going to be hard while I glomp Limmy at the same time. XD)
Review Responses
Taekmkm-YAY!!! SOMEONE HAS THE SAME OPINION AS MEEEEE!!! Nino/Jaffar sucks. I much rather prefer getting an A Support with Canas/Nino. Because Canas Jaffar. Plus, Canas has a tounge, and uses it, compared to Jaffar and his fantastic "... ..." and, wait! His hilarious "... ..." rolls on floor laughing
Stewie's Minion-Yeah, go lack of insane humour...er...yeah. XD
Wesley-Yes, that pairing is evil. GO SERRAxLUCIUS!!! Even though it's not a pairing, and it would involve having Lucius in a heterosexual relationship. It's probably how Raven starts loving Lucius in those Yaoi fics, it's because of his feminine looks. XD
Seventh Sage-I do, don't I. WHEE!!! And you deserve special recognition. After all, you have reviewed every chapter. XD
Dracobolt-Yes, the Warning was just something I added for fun. But it got a few laughs, which is good.
Koriku-Yay, you get another cookie for the longest review so far. XD Expect some plot twists. They're fun! LIKE PIE!!! XD
Beagle-Yes. XD
Winged Wolf-Bah, excuses. LIMMY, SUCK HIS QUINTESSENCE!!! Bwaha! (THUNDER!!!) XD
Chapter 5-Changing Characters
Lyn looked out the forest. "Oh dear...it looks bad."
Her "faithful" retainers Sain and Kent trotted up. Sain grinned. "Ah, if you are looking in a mirror, then you must be blind, for such a voluptuous lady I have never laid eyes on in my life as a Cavalier of Caelin."
Lyn groaned. "Why can't you flirt with Florina?"
Florina squeaked, and rushed to hide behind Lyn. "Eeeeeeeeeeeep! Don't get too close, sir Sain!"
Sain laughed merrily. "Oh, beautiful Florina! I am a kind man, and yet my kindness does not even come close to your beauty!"
Florina squeaked again, and Lyn smiled, only to remember the situation they were in. "Ok, let's get out of this forest. We have to save my grandfather, an-"
At that point, I replaced her with a more interesting character.
"-d I shall make them taste my blade!" Karla the Caelin heir said.
Sain started practically drooling, unaware that somewhere, Lyn the Sword Princess defeated Bartre, who I also removed due to being boring, again, becoming his sworn enemy. Lyn's new fate was to marry someone with a single-digit IQ, and die before she was 30. Whee.
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Meanwhile, Eliwood was debriefing his Cadre of random people about what they were to do next. Kyle noticed that Serra kept looking at the new mage, who seemed to cower at each look. 'Probably a former girlfriend...I don't blame him,' Kyle thought, before realizing that Eliwood might be saying something of importance.
However, at that point, a Pegasus Knight flew in. "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!" the lady cried before crashing into a tree, sliding off and landing in a very un-ladylike manner.
Eliwood gasped. "Florina? What are you doing here?"
"I-I came here to, ah..." she paused, noticing everyone looking at her. Especially Kyle. "Um...yeah, Lyn told me to tell you that, ah, they're going to reclaim the castle, after Laus attacked."
Eliwood nodded. "Then let's go!"
And so they did.
Kyle's first opponent was some Thief, who had his head cut off with the Rusty...ah, Iron Sword of death. His second was a Cavalier who had equipped himself with an Iron Sword, which Kyle got hit with. "OW!!!" he yelled, before leaping onto the horse and punching the man off, before leaping in a very ungraceful way, stabbing the man through the heart. "Yaar!" he cried, before thinking he should lick the blood off his blade like he was crazy.
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"Woah! It's the Sword Demon!"
"AH!!! HE'S LICKING THE BLOOD OFF HIS SWORD!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!"
The two old men ran again.
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"Argh! I cu' by tung!"
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Blah, short chapter, with too much randomness. XD
The next chapter's gonna leap ahead to Chapter 16x, where Canas comes into play.