MY FIC'S TURNED UNPOPULAR!!! ;;

Nergal-MY MASTER PLAN HAS SUCCEEDED!!! AMWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Pent-I'LL BURN YOUR LIVER!!! (casts Elfire)

Nergal-BURNEDEDEDED!!! (dies)

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chibiInuyasha-SHAMELESS PLUG!!! Blarr!

Beagle-Serra-The Ultimate Evil. Sounds like an action figure. "With real acerbic tounge!"

SeventhSage-Serra Lucius. And that is the truth.

Warning-This Chapter is just insane. Don't read if you actually have a sense of humour

Chapter 8-The Late Halloween Special! Only Human goes song style!

Insert Shaky Loophole that allows me to hold a Halloween Party here.

It was the night during Halloween, and all through the house. Nothing was stirring...

Except Nergal, who was running up to children, sucking their quintessence, and stealing their candy. Why was he doing this? Because he wasn't invited to the Only Human Halloween Party, that's why!

Kyle looked out the window, noticing the first guests arriving. He straightened out his rather unusual costume and opened the door. The Author burst through the door, collapsing on the floor with a THUD, cursing. He stood up, brushed himself off, and ran off again. "Weird..." Kyle muttered.

One hour later, and the party was in full swing.

Well...as much as a party could in FE Land.

Ephidel stood by the door, nursing a cup of water, when all of a sudden, the door suddenly collapsed on top of him, and Hector appeared on top of the door. He had decided to dress up as Darth Vader, and the sight of him crushing Ephidel with a lightsabre in his hand was an imposing sight.

That's when the singing started.

Hector took one look round the room and said/sung "TNT! I'm dy-na-mite! TNT! And I'll win the fight!"

Kyle piped up with "TNT, he's a power load! TNT! Watch him explode!"

"No," Hector said simply. "I don't really want to explode."

"Err...help me?" Ephidel asked. A random cleric appeared out of nowhere and healed Ephidel in an amazingly dramatic scene before disappearing again. "Who the hell was that?" Ephidel asked.

Legault sang "Well, he's the one they call Dr. Feelgood."

Ephidel nodded enigmatically, and added "Well, he's the one that made me feel all right."

Kyle agreed. "He's the one they call Dr. Feelgood, and he's gonna be your Frankenstein."

"What did you say?" Ephidel asked.

Kyle answered, "He's gonna be your Frankenstein." Seeing the look of puzzlement on everyone's faces, he added, "I guess that means he can...bring you back to life. Or something."

Ephidel then realized he was still under the weight of a heavy axe-wielding dude and sang "And all your weight, it falls on me, it brings me down."

Hector nodded. "That's cause my Collective Soul is pretty Heavy."

"Yeah, that'll be it. Your soul..." Lyn giggled.

"Shut up."

"Soy...un peredor! I'm a loser, baby, so why don't you kill me?" Ephidel asked, unaware that people were going to take this seriously.

"...ok." Jaffar said, before decapitating the morph.

Jaffar at this point turned to Nino and started singing in one of those falsetto voices which are often found in Karaoke bars after you've been drunk for about an hour, "Everything about you pains my envying, your soul can't hate anything."

Nino sighed overdramatically and also sang "Everything about you is so easy to love, they're watching you from above!"

"WHO'S WATCHING ME!? AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" Jaffar screamed, before running out of the house.

Canas then decided to add his song, and started singing "I am the very model of a modern Major-General!"

His wife nodded and added "He's got information vegetable, animal, and mineral!"

Then Oswin said the obvious thing. "You're not a general though. That song doesn't suit you at all."

"...LUNA!!!" Canas screamed, before sending the dark fires screaming at Oswin, burninating him...

Speaking of burninating...

At this point, Pent leapt down the stairs from nowhere. "TROGDOR!!!" he yelled. "TROOOOOOOOOOOOOGDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR!!!"

Everyone stared. Crickets chirped nearby.

"BURNINATE!!!" Pent screamed, before casting Elfire everywhere. Everyone screamed and fled.

Two minutes later, after returning Pent to his strait jacket, the party was back in full swing. However, then the Luna spell reappeared, and it had evolved.

Priscilla noticed it in the air and screamed "A black hole sun!"

Guy noticed and started singing again "Won't you come and wash away the rain?"

"Here I come, I come, I come!" Priscilla added.

At this, Wallace, who had been quiet throughout the party let out a laugh and sung "I know you want what's on my mind. I know you like what's on my mind. I know it eats you up inside. I know."

Priscilla harmonized "You know, you know, you know."

Wallace grinned. "By the way, I'm thinking of sulfuric acid."

Priscilla nodded. "It eats me up inside!"

"I know," Wallace sung, before letting out another one of his laughs that shook the room.

Then Serra, getting caught up in the moment, started singing "I wanna-"

Sain coughed. "If the next words out of your mouth include the F-word, and you like an animal, then don't bother."

Serra pouted. "Aww..."

"I didn't say you couldn't though."

"Yay!"

"But now it's closing time!" Kyle sung, letting everyone know the party was about to end.

Sain, who was about to get lucky, looked shocked. "One last call for alcohol?"

Kyle nodded. "So finish your whiskey or beer!"

Sain added, "You don't have to go home but you CAN'T...STAY...HERE!"

Kyle stared at him. "Neither can you. Or Serra."

"Aww..."

"I know who I want to take me home!" Renault sung.

Isadora looked hopeful. "Me?"

Renault laughed. "No! I'm taking Lucius home to start a whole new range of Yaoi fics!"

Lucius looked horrified. "Bu-but, you killed my father!"

Renault grinned, and stole Hector's Darth Vader. He had nothing but a pair of boxers on underneath. Quite a few of the girls giggled, while Hector flushed.

"No, Lucius. I AM YOUR FATHER!!!"

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" Lucius screamed, before running, screaming out the door.

Kyle still had one final question. "So wait, you wanted to start a new Yaoi fic grouping that also bordered on incest?"

"Yup," Renault answered.

"...you scare me..."

Now wasn't that fun!

Limmeh-Why wasn't I in it?

You were with me while I was scaring the children.

Limmeh-Ah...

Anywho, I based this entire chapter on a support convo done by my good friend Kirbyoto of FEPlanet. Here's the original.

Raven: Ha! Take that! Arrgh! I'm hit!
Random Medic: Here you go. puts bandages on Raven
Raven: ...thanks.
Medic: No problem. walks away
Raven: Who the heck was that?
Legault: Well, he's the one they call Dr. Feelgood.
Raven: Well, he's the one that made me feel all right.
Legault: He's the one they call Dr. Feelgood, and he's gonna be your Frankenstein.
Raven: What did you say?
Legault: He's gonna be your Frankenstein. I guess that means he can...bring you back to life. Or something.
Raven: Aha.
Legault: Raven, look out! A black hole sun!
Raven: Won't you come and wash away the rain?
Legault: Here I come, I come, I come!
Ephidel: I know you want what's on my mind. I know you like what's on my mind.
I know it eats you up inside. I know.
Raven: You know, you know, you know.
Ephidel: By the way, I'm thinking of sulfuric acid.
Raven: It eats me up inside!
Ephidel: I know.
Hector jumps on Ephidel
Hector: TNT! I'm dy-na-mite! TNT! And I'll win the fight!
Raven: TNT, he's a power load! TNT! Watch him explode!
Hector: No.
Ephidel: And all your weight, it falls on me, it brings me down.
Hector: That's cause my Collective Soul is pretty Heavy.
Ephidel: Soy...un peredor! I'm a loser, baby, so why don't you kill me?
Raven: 'k. decapitates Ephidel
Legault: My friends are so depressed. I feel the question of their loneliness.
Raven: Confide. 'cause I'll be on your side.
Legault: You know I will.
Raven: You know I will.
Nergal: Get up, c'mon get DOWN with the Sickness! Open up your hate and let it flow into me!
Marquess Laus: Madness is the gift that has been given to me!
Guy: I don't need no civil war! It feeds the rich while it buries the poor!
Priscilla: I wanna-
Guy: If the next word out of your mouth is the F-word and then "you like an animal", then don't bother.
Priscilla: Awwww...
Guy: I didn't say you couldn't, though.
Priscilla: Yay!
Erk: TROGDOOOOOOOOOOR! TROGDOOOOOOOOR!
everyone looks at Erk
Erk: BURNINATE! casts Elfire everywhere
Everyone Else: AAAARGH!
Erk: S'right, peasants.
Lowen: But now it's closing time!
Erk: One last call for alcohol?
Lowen: So finish your whiskey or beer!
Merlinus: You don't have to go home but you CAN'T...STAY...HERE!
Erk: I know who I want to take me home!
Serra: Oh, ERKY!
Erk: Not you!
Serra: Tough! I had dibs!
Lowen: She's got you there.
Erk: MASTER PEEEENT! HELP MEEEE!
Pent: Why? If I have to get married, you do too.
Louise: And what is THAT supposed to mean?
Pent: sigh Nothing, dear.

So, R&R please!

PS: Get any song references and you get a cookie.