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Limmeh-Well...eight

Ah...well, still, a lot.

Pent-BURNINA-

SHUT THE EXPLETIVE UP!!!

Pent-...k.

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Chapter 9: (Magic) Sealed Lips

Insert loophole returning them to the Dread Isle here.

"Woah...the Dread Isle..." Kyle gasped as he looked at the dark, foreboding island. "It's all...dark..."

"That'll be because it's Valor," a mysterious voice behind him mused. Kyle whirred round, only to see Rebecca, a massive grin on her face. "Hi!" she said.

Kyle jumped, then relaxed. "Damn, Rebecca. You scared me there..."

"Why?" Rebecca leaned forward, and frowned. "Are you frightened of the Dread Isle?"

Yes. I WANNA GO HOME!!! "No! It's just...discomforting, is all."

"Yeah, 'discomforting'!" Rebecca said, and smiled comfortingly. "Now, shall we head off? An Archer needs protection, you know."

Kyle nodded. "Very well, let us head off."

As they walked off, the words JAILBAAAAAAAAAAIT screamed around his skull.

Meanwhile...

"I am Uhai! And you shall all die here today!"

Karla stared at the Nomad Trooper. "You're joking, right?"

"No. The proud people of Sacae never lie," Uhai said, a smirk forming on his face.

Karla nodded. "I'm Sacaen too. And like you said, we never tell a lie."

"That is correct."

"You shall lose your head in this battle."

"I can assure you, I am constantly level hea-"

Uhai's head rolled several feet from his body, and Karla grinned.

"We Sacaens always take things at face value as well."

"AHHHHH!!!"

"What is it now?"

"The Sword Demon just cut down one of the Four Fangs!"

"Wait, Uhai was one of the Four Fangs?"

"Yeah, Ursula replaced him."

"Ah...shall we run around in terror?"

"Sure!"

And so the two old men ran around in terror, unaware that the Sword Demon was actually busy being chatted up by an Archer.

The group reached the Dragon's Gate. Kyle noticed how forebodingly evil the Headquarters looked. As he looked further ahead, he didn't notice the odd girl getting kidnapped by Ephidel. In fact, he didn't realize until Eliwood yelled "Alright everyone! Let's go! Ninian's been kidnapped!"

As he prepared, Kyle wondered Who's Ninian?

Wow, that chapter was boring. And it sucked.

Limmeh-Yes. I'm afraid it did.

(hides in corner)