Own nothing, someday I will . . . Mwha ha ha ha ha!
The fellowship was preparing to set off and Bucky was moping. Merry and Pippin had been dragging him around for the past two days and no one had even asked him if he wanted to be part of this fellowship. It really pissed Bucky off, especially because whenever he tried to speak up someone else started talking.
"I don't want an apple," Bucky said. "I want tuna! Or at least some Pow."
"Pow?" Pippin asked. "What's Pow?"
"Soda."
"What's a soda?" Merry asked.
"You guys are hopeless," Bucky said and attempted to leave in search of someone who knew what he was talking about.
"Hey," Pippin said grabbing Bucky by the tail. "Gandalf told us to keep an eye on you."
Bucky hissed and swiped at Pippin's hand. Pippin, surprised, let go and Bucky tore out of the room.
"We can't let him out of our sight!" Merry cried and ran after Bucky.
The three of them ran through hallway after hallway. Until Bucky ran smack into Aragorn.
"Get him!" Pippin cried as Bucky tried to duck between Aragorn's legs.
Aragorn grabbed Bucky by the scruff of the neck and lifted him up to eye level.
"What are you doing?" he asked.
Bucky growled.
"Aren't Merry and Pippin supposed to be keeping an eye on you?"
"Tuna." Bucky said.
Aragorn looked at him totally baffled. Bucky bit down on Aragorn's arm.
After a brief scuffle Bucky was once more hanging by his neck, (much farther away from any bitable portion of Aragorn.)
"Why are you not staying with Merry and Pippin?" Aragorn demanded.
"I want tuna," Bucky insisted.
"We don't have any."
"I'm not going." Bucky snapped.
"Going where?"
"Anywhere. I'm staying right here."
"But you've already agreed to join our quest."
"I quit!" Bucky yelled.
"Quit what?" Aragorn was not used to dealing with someone so illogical, he had been brought up among the elves after all.
"Aragorn!" came Legolas's voice from outside.
Aragorn leaned out a window, dropping Bucky to the floor. He sat there glowering his arms crossed.
"All is ready," Legolas said. "We must depart."
"I don't wanna go!" Bucky cried.
Pippin scratched his head reassuringly. "It'll be fun," he promised.
Bucky hissed at him.
The fellowship was preparing to set off and Bucky was moping. Merry and Pippin had been dragging him around for the past two days and no one had even asked him if he wanted to be part of this fellowship. It really pissed Bucky off, especially because whenever he tried to speak up someone else started talking.
"I don't want an apple," Bucky said. "I want tuna! Or at least some Pow."
"Pow?" Pippin asked. "What's Pow?"
"Soda."
"What's a soda?" Merry asked.
"You guys are hopeless," Bucky said and attempted to leave in search of someone who knew what he was talking about.
"Hey," Pippin said grabbing Bucky by the tail. "Gandalf told us to keep an eye on you."
Bucky hissed and swiped at Pippin's hand. Pippin, surprised, let go and Bucky tore out of the room.
"We can't let him out of our sight!" Merry cried and ran after Bucky.
The three of them ran through hallway after hallway. Until Bucky ran smack into Aragorn.
"Get him!" Pippin cried as Bucky tried to duck between Aragorn's legs.
Aragorn grabbed Bucky by the scruff of the neck and lifted him up to eye level.
"What are you doing?" he asked.
Bucky growled.
"Aren't Merry and Pippin supposed to be keeping an eye on you?"
"Tuna." Bucky said.
Aragorn looked at him totally baffled. Bucky bit down on Aragorn's arm.
After a brief scuffle Bucky was once more hanging by his neck, (much farther away from any bitable portion of Aragorn.)
"Why are you not staying with Merry and Pippin?" Aragorn demanded.
"I want tuna," Bucky insisted.
"We don't have any."
"I'm not going." Bucky snapped.
"Going where?"
"Anywhere. I'm staying right here."
"But you've already agreed to join our quest."
"I quit!" Bucky yelled.
"Quit what?" Aragorn was not used to dealing with someone so illogical, he had been brought up among the elves after all.
"Aragorn!" came Legolas's voice from outside.
Aragorn leaned out a window, dropping Bucky to the floor. He sat there glowering his arms crossed.
"All is ready," Legolas said. "We must depart."
"I don't wanna go!" Bucky cried.
Pippin scratched his head reassuringly. "It'll be fun," he promised.
Bucky hissed at him.