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Author's Note- Really random little thing, I just felt like writing it for fun, hope you like it and hope you review.
Love who you can, When you can
Hermione looked Harry in the eyes and said, "I love you."
Harry blinked and blinked again, "Not now Hermione," he said at last, "I've got a date with Cho, we'll talk about this later, after I go and feed my pet llama" He then walked out the portrait hole to find Cho and go to Hogsmeade.
As soon as Harry left the room Hermione started crying, she cried so much that the floor was wet from her tears, amazingly, her makeup wasn't smudged.
Ron walked into the room, "Hermione, what the hell is wrong?"
"I told Harry I loved him and he said that feeding his pet llama was more important then talking to me..." Hermione said in-between sobs.
Ron stared at her. "Hermione, I love you."
Hermione stopped crying, "I love you too..." They then started passionately kissing for no apparent reason.
Meanwhile...
"Hi Cho!" Harry said cheerfully.
"Hi, wanna go jump on a trampoline and then go to a coffee shop where people kiss?"
"Ok!" Harry said happily since he hadn't heard the last bit. They had fun with the trampoline which broke after 3 jumps and then went to the coffee shop.
"So Harry, me and Cedric used to come here." Cho said happily, after she had a sip from her non fat latté which she had covered in mountains of sugar.
"So?"
"I hate you Harry, and I'm going to walk out of here right now and make you feel bad because you should know why I hate you..." She then stormed out of the coffee shop.
"Wait... I thought we could feed my pet llama together..." Harry was sad. Everyone in the coffee shop was applauding him for making Cho cry. Harry decided to go and ask Hermione on a date. He walked back and into the common room where Ron and Hermione where still kissing, Harry stared at them and then said "Hermione, I love you."
Hermione's eyes filled with happy tears as she pushed Ron into a pot plant. "I love you too..."
And they all lived happy ever after, except for Ron, who didn't.
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