Hello. My name is Eagle, and I must say, if you are reading this, you are
in desperate need of mental help. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to
stare at a wall...
Yes, I have problems, you asked why? Sorry, slight moment of insanity. Anyways, here is the next chapter. Yeah, the last chapter was more than a little disturbing. But, here is the exciting conclusion to the gym fiasco. So here we go! Plz read and review!
Disclaimer: If I owned Hiei, I would SO not be sitting here... I would be taking over the world. Do you see any Continent of Eagle? I think not. *sigh* Oh well, I do own everything else...
"Kick his ass, kick his ass, kick his ass!" Luna yelled, jumping up and down. Eve and Lina sighed.
Flames exploded in the gym, scorching the walls and the bleachers. The glass in the windows shattered, and the posters on the walls burst into flames.
Mr. Flo let out a shrill scream. "You will pay dearly for touching my ass!" Hiei muttered under his breath. Mr. Flo fell back onto the floor. He scurried to his feet. Eve ran to the back of the gym.
"Come on!" she yelled as she signaled to Lina and Luna to move. Mr. Flo started to bang on the closed door. Hopefully, someone would hear him. Lina and Luna tried to dodge the flames and falling posters. "Hurry up!" Eve yelled as she hid behind the bleachers. She didn't want to watch Mr. Flo get killed, but... okay. She changed her mind. Lina and Luna reached Eve. They didn't speak, they just stared at Hiei.
"Here it comes... any last words you gay ass?" Hiei asked as he slowly walked towards him.
"Don't do it!" Mr. Flo whimpered.
"Too late!" roared Hiei.
Mr. Flo turned to run, but Hiei was too fast. Hiei slammed a punch right into his jaw, and he flew into the bleachers. His body ripped through the wood and bolts. Wooden planks and nails slammed into the wall. Lina, Luna, and Eve watched in horror... and also in excitement.
"You know, I'm glad Mr. Flo is going to die, but it doesn't feel right watching it happen," Eve said as she ducked behind the other set of bleachers. Wooden planks flew over their heads.
"I know what you mean," Luna stated.
"GO HIEI! BURN HIM TO A CRISP! YEAH!" Lina yelled, doing a victory dance. Luna and Eve sighed. The wooden pile that used to be the bleachers started to move. Hiei got into a fighting stance.
"Still alive?" Hiei yelled at the moving pile. Mr. Flo emerged. He was limping on his left leg, and holding his side. He looked at Lina.
"You're...you're failing this class!" he yelled to Lina.
"Whatever! You'll die anyway!" Lina said smiling. The roof started to collapse. Eve ran out into the middle of the floor and planted herself in front of Hiei.
"Hiei!" she screamed. "Don't you DARE make the roof collapse!" Hiei turned and looked at Eve.
"What?"
"You idiot!" Eve shrieked. "I DO NOT have a death wish! Kill HIM not US! Got it?!" Hiei rolled his eyes and then turned back towards Mr. Flo. The flames once again leaped towards the sky.
"I will destroy you fool!" he yelled. Hiei shot forward and hit Mr. Flo right in the stomach. The man flew backwards and slammed into the wall, leaving cracks shooting through the concrete. His finally lifeless body fell to the ground. Hiei paused for a minute. With that, Eve, Luna and Lina saw the opportunity to get out of his way. Hiei started walking over to the body of Mr. Flo.
"Finally, you stupid fool!" he said, glaring at Mr. Flo's still body with contempt. "Now to finish what I started," Hiei laughed. He grabbed a jump rope from the gym floor, and made a noose. Then, he jumped up and tied the other end onto a basketball hoop. Hiei grabbed Mr. Flo's body and shoved the head through the noose. The corpse hung there, swaying slightly. The job was done. Mr. Flo had been hung from the basket ball hoop.
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The flames extinguished, and the room fell silent. No one dared speak. Hiei smiled as the body stopped swaying. "That was for touching my ass you gay fag," he whispered to himself. The three girls were scared to move, but the excitement couldn't be held in any longer.
"HE'S DEAD!! YAY!!! WAHOO!!" Lina screamed at the top of her lungs. Eve was laughing her head off and Luna was doing a victory dance. At that moment, Luna paled.
"Oh my god, we gotta get out of here!" she gasped. "We killed him!" As the shock hit the girls, Eve turned as white as a sheet.
"How are we going to get Hiei to come with us again?" Lina asked as she turned around and looked at Luna and Eve in horror.
Eve only managed a small squeak. Luna looked at Lina and said, "You figure that out," Lina just smiled. She had a glint in her eye.
"You'll see, I just thought of a great idea..." Eve and Luna were wondering what crazy, messed-up plan Lina had cooked up.
Lina ran over towards the boards that Hiei had hit Mr. Flo through, and started to sort through them.
"What are you doing?" Eve queried. Luna gave a puzzled look.
"AARGH! WHERE IS IT?!" Lina yelled in aggravation. Lina started to throw planks over her shoulder.
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU LOOKING FOR?!" Luna yelled. Hiei was still smiling at the murder he had committed. Eve looked over at Hiei. She started to walk towards him.
"At last, he's dead. I don't know how you humans could stand such a disgusting-" Hiei was saying, until Eve went up next to him. WHAP!!
"Don't laugh at dead people!! Especially when it's your gym teacher hanging from a freaking basketball hoop!!" Eve yelled, pointing at him. Luna was helping Lina sort through the boards.
"What are we looking for?" Luna asked as she looked closely at each board, and then threw it over her shoulder.
"AH HA! HERE IT IS!" Lina proclaimed. It was a metal baseball bat that had been duct tapped to the back of a plank. "I thought you were burned in the flames!" Lina smiled as she peeled the duct tape off.
"What do you plan to do with that?" Luna asked nervously.
"You don't plan on... You know..." Eve said as her eyes wandered from Mr. Flo to Lina, who was smiling with an evil gleam in her eyes. She finally pulled all the duct tape off. She started to swing the around, loosening her shoulders.
"Eve, I think I know what she's gonna do!" Luna yelped.
"Hey Hiei!" Lina yelled over to him. Hiei slowly turned. He smiled like a child on Christmas Day when he saw the bat in Lina's hands.
"SHE'S GOING TO BEAT THE HELL OUT OF THE CORPSE!" Eve and Lina screamed in unison.
"I'm not, Hiei is!" Lina grinned.
"WHAT!?" Eve yelled.
"HE'LL BEAT EVERY LOOSE PART OFF HIS BODY!" Luna said with a shocked expression.
"Only on one condition. He has to come with us," Lina smiled at Hiei. Hiei turned around and said,
"I'll gladly go with you girls. Just let me knock his arm off, and then we can leave." Eve hit her forehead.
"You're going to knock his arm off... WITH A METAL BASEBALL BAT!?" she exploded.
"Just don't make too much of a mess!" Luna said with a huge smile
"LUNA!" Eve yelled angrily, "Please don't give Hiei such bad ideas!" Hiei walked over to Lina. She gave him a cool, confident look.
"Knock his arm off!" Lina laughed as she handed him the bat. Hiei swung it around once or twice, then gave an evil smile to each of the girls.
"Gladly..." he mumbled as he turned toward the corpse.
"NOOOOOOO!" Eve shrieked, as she grabbed onto the bat Hiei was holding. "STOP! FUCK YOU, YOU MOTHER FUCKING SON OF A BITCH!" she screamed. She tried to pull the bat away, and soon they were rolling on the floor.
Luna sat down on the gym floor and started yelling, "Get him Eve Come on! You can do it!" Hiei was struggling to get the bat.
"Give it!" Hiei whined, as he reached for it again. "I want to beat his arm off!" Eve scurried to her feet.
"No! You will not do such a thing! It's just not right!" she yelled.
"Just one whack! Please!" Lina pleaded.
"NO MEANS NO!" Eve yelled over at Lina who was eying the corpse hanging behind her.
"Fine mother," Lina mumbled to herself as she walked over to Hiei who was crawling towards Eve to get the bat back.
"This is kind of boring. We might as well-" Luna started to say, but was interrupted by the bell.
"THIRD PERIOD!" Eve yelled, as she pushed Hiei down off her waist. He was trying to climb up to grab the weapon.
"Gee thanks Hiei! My books were on the bleachers Mr. Flo flew through!" Luna sighed exasperatingly, as she put her hands on her hips.
"They're in a pile over there. I stacked them up when I found that bat," Lina smiled.
"We'd better get going. You guys have to go all the way upstairs!" Eve rushed them.
"Oh well, Mrs. Zieglar might not care... except for the fact there's a big hole in her wall!" Luna directed to Hiei.
"Man! I got Petrun! He'll kill me if I'm late! Or he'll just give me a detention..." Lina worried as she ran over towards her books. Luna and Eve hurried after Lina, retrieved stheir books, and headed for the doors.
"Guys... What about the seventh grade class next?" Luna asked as she stopped walking, and stared at the closed doors.
"Let's go through the other doors! Come on!" Lina suggested, as she bolted for the other set of doors, dragging Hiei by his hood as she went. They all ran for the doors, and snuck around the seventh grade. Surprisingly, they didn't smell like smoke.
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There! Chapter 7! Whew! How'd ya like it? Did Mr. Flo get what he deserved? Oh well, plz read and review! Chapter 8 is coming soon!
Yes, I have problems, you asked why? Sorry, slight moment of insanity. Anyways, here is the next chapter. Yeah, the last chapter was more than a little disturbing. But, here is the exciting conclusion to the gym fiasco. So here we go! Plz read and review!
Disclaimer: If I owned Hiei, I would SO not be sitting here... I would be taking over the world. Do you see any Continent of Eagle? I think not. *sigh* Oh well, I do own everything else...
"Kick his ass, kick his ass, kick his ass!" Luna yelled, jumping up and down. Eve and Lina sighed.
Flames exploded in the gym, scorching the walls and the bleachers. The glass in the windows shattered, and the posters on the walls burst into flames.
Mr. Flo let out a shrill scream. "You will pay dearly for touching my ass!" Hiei muttered under his breath. Mr. Flo fell back onto the floor. He scurried to his feet. Eve ran to the back of the gym.
"Come on!" she yelled as she signaled to Lina and Luna to move. Mr. Flo started to bang on the closed door. Hopefully, someone would hear him. Lina and Luna tried to dodge the flames and falling posters. "Hurry up!" Eve yelled as she hid behind the bleachers. She didn't want to watch Mr. Flo get killed, but... okay. She changed her mind. Lina and Luna reached Eve. They didn't speak, they just stared at Hiei.
"Here it comes... any last words you gay ass?" Hiei asked as he slowly walked towards him.
"Don't do it!" Mr. Flo whimpered.
"Too late!" roared Hiei.
Mr. Flo turned to run, but Hiei was too fast. Hiei slammed a punch right into his jaw, and he flew into the bleachers. His body ripped through the wood and bolts. Wooden planks and nails slammed into the wall. Lina, Luna, and Eve watched in horror... and also in excitement.
"You know, I'm glad Mr. Flo is going to die, but it doesn't feel right watching it happen," Eve said as she ducked behind the other set of bleachers. Wooden planks flew over their heads.
"I know what you mean," Luna stated.
"GO HIEI! BURN HIM TO A CRISP! YEAH!" Lina yelled, doing a victory dance. Luna and Eve sighed. The wooden pile that used to be the bleachers started to move. Hiei got into a fighting stance.
"Still alive?" Hiei yelled at the moving pile. Mr. Flo emerged. He was limping on his left leg, and holding his side. He looked at Lina.
"You're...you're failing this class!" he yelled to Lina.
"Whatever! You'll die anyway!" Lina said smiling. The roof started to collapse. Eve ran out into the middle of the floor and planted herself in front of Hiei.
"Hiei!" she screamed. "Don't you DARE make the roof collapse!" Hiei turned and looked at Eve.
"What?"
"You idiot!" Eve shrieked. "I DO NOT have a death wish! Kill HIM not US! Got it?!" Hiei rolled his eyes and then turned back towards Mr. Flo. The flames once again leaped towards the sky.
"I will destroy you fool!" he yelled. Hiei shot forward and hit Mr. Flo right in the stomach. The man flew backwards and slammed into the wall, leaving cracks shooting through the concrete. His finally lifeless body fell to the ground. Hiei paused for a minute. With that, Eve, Luna and Lina saw the opportunity to get out of his way. Hiei started walking over to the body of Mr. Flo.
"Finally, you stupid fool!" he said, glaring at Mr. Flo's still body with contempt. "Now to finish what I started," Hiei laughed. He grabbed a jump rope from the gym floor, and made a noose. Then, he jumped up and tied the other end onto a basketball hoop. Hiei grabbed Mr. Flo's body and shoved the head through the noose. The corpse hung there, swaying slightly. The job was done. Mr. Flo had been hung from the basket ball hoop.
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The flames extinguished, and the room fell silent. No one dared speak. Hiei smiled as the body stopped swaying. "That was for touching my ass you gay fag," he whispered to himself. The three girls were scared to move, but the excitement couldn't be held in any longer.
"HE'S DEAD!! YAY!!! WAHOO!!" Lina screamed at the top of her lungs. Eve was laughing her head off and Luna was doing a victory dance. At that moment, Luna paled.
"Oh my god, we gotta get out of here!" she gasped. "We killed him!" As the shock hit the girls, Eve turned as white as a sheet.
"How are we going to get Hiei to come with us again?" Lina asked as she turned around and looked at Luna and Eve in horror.
Eve only managed a small squeak. Luna looked at Lina and said, "You figure that out," Lina just smiled. She had a glint in her eye.
"You'll see, I just thought of a great idea..." Eve and Luna were wondering what crazy, messed-up plan Lina had cooked up.
Lina ran over towards the boards that Hiei had hit Mr. Flo through, and started to sort through them.
"What are you doing?" Eve queried. Luna gave a puzzled look.
"AARGH! WHERE IS IT?!" Lina yelled in aggravation. Lina started to throw planks over her shoulder.
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU LOOKING FOR?!" Luna yelled. Hiei was still smiling at the murder he had committed. Eve looked over at Hiei. She started to walk towards him.
"At last, he's dead. I don't know how you humans could stand such a disgusting-" Hiei was saying, until Eve went up next to him. WHAP!!
"Don't laugh at dead people!! Especially when it's your gym teacher hanging from a freaking basketball hoop!!" Eve yelled, pointing at him. Luna was helping Lina sort through the boards.
"What are we looking for?" Luna asked as she looked closely at each board, and then threw it over her shoulder.
"AH HA! HERE IT IS!" Lina proclaimed. It was a metal baseball bat that had been duct tapped to the back of a plank. "I thought you were burned in the flames!" Lina smiled as she peeled the duct tape off.
"What do you plan to do with that?" Luna asked nervously.
"You don't plan on... You know..." Eve said as her eyes wandered from Mr. Flo to Lina, who was smiling with an evil gleam in her eyes. She finally pulled all the duct tape off. She started to swing the around, loosening her shoulders.
"Eve, I think I know what she's gonna do!" Luna yelped.
"Hey Hiei!" Lina yelled over to him. Hiei slowly turned. He smiled like a child on Christmas Day when he saw the bat in Lina's hands.
"SHE'S GOING TO BEAT THE HELL OUT OF THE CORPSE!" Eve and Lina screamed in unison.
"I'm not, Hiei is!" Lina grinned.
"WHAT!?" Eve yelled.
"HE'LL BEAT EVERY LOOSE PART OFF HIS BODY!" Luna said with a shocked expression.
"Only on one condition. He has to come with us," Lina smiled at Hiei. Hiei turned around and said,
"I'll gladly go with you girls. Just let me knock his arm off, and then we can leave." Eve hit her forehead.
"You're going to knock his arm off... WITH A METAL BASEBALL BAT!?" she exploded.
"Just don't make too much of a mess!" Luna said with a huge smile
"LUNA!" Eve yelled angrily, "Please don't give Hiei such bad ideas!" Hiei walked over to Lina. She gave him a cool, confident look.
"Knock his arm off!" Lina laughed as she handed him the bat. Hiei swung it around once or twice, then gave an evil smile to each of the girls.
"Gladly..." he mumbled as he turned toward the corpse.
"NOOOOOOO!" Eve shrieked, as she grabbed onto the bat Hiei was holding. "STOP! FUCK YOU, YOU MOTHER FUCKING SON OF A BITCH!" she screamed. She tried to pull the bat away, and soon they were rolling on the floor.
Luna sat down on the gym floor and started yelling, "Get him Eve Come on! You can do it!" Hiei was struggling to get the bat.
"Give it!" Hiei whined, as he reached for it again. "I want to beat his arm off!" Eve scurried to her feet.
"No! You will not do such a thing! It's just not right!" she yelled.
"Just one whack! Please!" Lina pleaded.
"NO MEANS NO!" Eve yelled over at Lina who was eying the corpse hanging behind her.
"Fine mother," Lina mumbled to herself as she walked over to Hiei who was crawling towards Eve to get the bat back.
"This is kind of boring. We might as well-" Luna started to say, but was interrupted by the bell.
"THIRD PERIOD!" Eve yelled, as she pushed Hiei down off her waist. He was trying to climb up to grab the weapon.
"Gee thanks Hiei! My books were on the bleachers Mr. Flo flew through!" Luna sighed exasperatingly, as she put her hands on her hips.
"They're in a pile over there. I stacked them up when I found that bat," Lina smiled.
"We'd better get going. You guys have to go all the way upstairs!" Eve rushed them.
"Oh well, Mrs. Zieglar might not care... except for the fact there's a big hole in her wall!" Luna directed to Hiei.
"Man! I got Petrun! He'll kill me if I'm late! Or he'll just give me a detention..." Lina worried as she ran over towards her books. Luna and Eve hurried after Lina, retrieved stheir books, and headed for the doors.
"Guys... What about the seventh grade class next?" Luna asked as she stopped walking, and stared at the closed doors.
"Let's go through the other doors! Come on!" Lina suggested, as she bolted for the other set of doors, dragging Hiei by his hood as she went. They all ran for the doors, and snuck around the seventh grade. Surprisingly, they didn't smell like smoke.
*****
There! Chapter 7! Whew! How'd ya like it? Did Mr. Flo get what he deserved? Oh well, plz read and review! Chapter 8 is coming soon!