Inuyasha pulled up to Kagome's shrine home and mounted the steps, taking them two at a time. He knocked on the back door to be greeted my Kagome's mother. "Hey Mrs. Higurashi, is Kagome around?" He asked casually. "She's still sleeping. Should I wake her up for you or would you like to wait and have some pancakes until she comes down?" Mrs. Higurashi opened the door and allowed Inuyasha to come inside.

Inuyasha's stomach rumbled, but he had a better idea. "I'll pass on the pancakes. I'll go get her myself." He said with a mischievous grin. His stomach growled again. "Maybe I'll take some when I come back down though..." "I'll save you some." Mrs. Higurashi smiled as the teen snuck upstairs to Kagome's room. He obviously loved her very much and she had always felt she could trust him with her daughter.

Inuyasha opened Kagome's bedroom door slowly so it wouldn't creak. He padded lightly across the tatami mat floor until he reached Kagome's bed. She still slept soundly. He considered his options before finally jumping onto the bed and brining his lips down to meet his girlfriend's. Kagome's eyes shot open and she screaming against his mouth until she finally realized who was kissing her. She cuffed him gently before pulling away. "You dumbass."

"Yes, but devilishly handsome dumbass that has a knack for giving you interesting wake up calls." Inuyasha grinned. Kagome thought back over all the weird ways he'd woken her up, one of which had to do with a whipped cream pie in the face.

"So what are we gonna do today? I want to go somewhere." Inuyasha sat back and looked at Kagome like an expectant child.

"Let's go to the mall! I need some new t-shirts." She suggested.

"Not the mall." Inuyasha pouted sullenly. "We always go there. I'm sick of being your pack mule."

"What if I promised to model some outfits of your choice?"

"I love the mall! Did you know that that's my favorite place to go?" Inuyasha perked up.

"Let me get dressed." Kagome ruffled his hair as she slid out from under the covers. Inuyasha didn't move. "Hey, you get to watch me model later so you don't get to watch me dress now."

"Aww..." He began.

"No buts!" Kagome threw a pillow at him. Inuyasha glared at her before getting off the bed and pinching her silk pantied bottom. Kagome glared at him before smacking his hand. "Fine, fine. I'll go eat pancakes." Inuyasha shuffled out of the room before peeking back in. "Unless..."

"Go!" Kagome yelled. Inuyasha dodged another pillow and ran down the stairs for some breakfast.

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Inuyasha and soon found him not only looking for some t-shirts but everything else that a woman can wear, including the most risqué panties in the stores. He held out a lacey red bustiere to Kagome. "What about this?"

"I swear, you and Miroku get more alike every day." Kagome rolled her eyes.

"This?" He picked up a corset and garters set.

"Put that down!" She hissed.

"So I guess this is a no too..." He pulled a pair of crotchless panties off a shelf. Kagome smacked his hand and literally drug him out of the store by his ear.

Two hours, four bags of clothing, and three boxes of shoes later, Inuyasha found himself in the last store in the mall that sold clothing. He collapsed in a chair and dropped the bags while Kagome put on a dress he'd picked. He wanted her to wear it to his parents dinner party the next night.

Kagome looked at herself in the dressing room mirror. She loved the dress but thought it was to skimpy to wear to a dinner with his parents. The dress was a black silk dress with a low V cut. There was a red silk tie around the middle, which Kagome tied loosely. The dress stopped just a little higher than her knees, about mid-thigh really. She sighed and walked out of the dressing booth and stood in front of Inuyasha. She smiled and did a quick spin, the dress floating higher than she'd wanted.

"You know, pink hello kitty thongs does wonders for your ass!" Kagome glared at him before rolling her eyes, she went back into the booth to change into her clothes and look around for another dress. She no sooner had finished slipping on her flip flops did she hear another female voice, giggling. She glanced out the curtain to see non other than Kikyou talking with Inuyasha. She sat next to him, and had her hand on his knee. Inuyasha was nodding and giving a small gesture that he was paying attention to her. Kagome got a little jealous that she was touching him like that, but pushed it off. Kikyou was her best friend. She wouldn't try and steal her man. She knew better than that, didn't she?

Kagome stayed behind the curtain until Kikyou left. As soon as she was sure she was gone, Kagome walked out to Inuyasha. She smiled at him and had the dress in her arms.

"I think I'll keep this dress for another time, but lets look around for something for the dinner tomorrow. Hmm?" Inuyasha just nodded and they went to look for another dress.

Inuyasha went to one side of the store and Kagome went to another. Inuyasha looked through the endless racks of dresses. It was mind boggling at how many there were. He felt as if he were viewing every dress in the world. There were all different cuts, sizes, fabrics, styles, lengths. And then there were ribbons and laces, some even has beads on them. "Geez, women have more clothing choices than I'll ever have." He muttered to himself before pulling one off the rack.

"Oi! Kagome!" He called. Kagome's head peeked over a rack. "What about this?" He held out the dress.

"Inuyasha, your parents would think I'm a whore!" She gasped. It was true. The dress was a bright red with a racy slit down the middle that reminded her of something J.Lo would wear and was cut short enough that if someone sneezed her rear would show.

"But I like it! It shows off all your best ass-ets." He put extra inflection on ass.

"No way, buddy. How about this one?" Kagome held up a plain cream dress with a high neck line and long skirt. It had no frills to it at all.

"You'd look like some kind of a school marm." Inuyasha grumbled.

"But the length is appropriate and it doesn't let my breasts hang all the way out!" She protested.

"Yeah, but it's so boring. And I happen to like your breasts."

"Thank you, but I don't want your parents looking at them, do you?"

"True, true. I'd rather keep them to myself."

"They are on my body you know." Kagome said before giving him a seductive glance. "But you're the only one who gets to enjoy them."

Inuyasha returned to sorting through the outfits. One caught his eye and he pulled it out. "Is this good?" He asked.

"Inuyasha, it had better no be anything leather or made of less cloth than a bikini..." Kagome turned to look at the dress he held up and gasped. It was perfect. The stormy blue chiffon that was layered over a silvery silk slip would compliment her eyes perfectly. It was sleeveless, and the draped neck was covering but elegant. The whole thing hung to about her knees.

"It's perfect! I have to try it on!" She grabbed it from his hands and made a dash for the dressing booth. She came out looking like a goddess. "Beautiful..." Inuyasha breathed. She looked gorgeous.

"I love it. I love you." Kagome gave him a quick kiss before going back to change to her normal clothes. "Now we have to get some accessories and shoes!"

"Aww man..." Inuyasha groaned. It was time to make another trip through the mall.

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Authors note: Sry it took so long for me to update, I'm having troubles at home and writers block, hell I haven't even started on my chapter for mine and Alanna's co-write project! Which reminds me, I need to do that! Lol! Well I hope this makes you laugh as much as it did me to write. I must admit tho, Alanna helped, A LOT! With everything going on around my house and Aj's(my bf) my brain isn't thinking straight to write a story. Well everyone that's reading this and TDRB, expect a new chapter out soon, hopefully!

Ja ne!

Miko