I apologize.
Disclaimer: I'm sorry, Hiroyuki Takei. I'm so sorry.
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If you love someone, how to let them know?
Ren had a crush. A crush on a cute, adorable, blue-haired Ainu. And no, it wasn't Horohoro, even though that would make way more sense, it couldn't happen! No! Because Ren was not gay! Never!
It was his sister. Horo's sister, the beautiful innocent flower named Pirika. How sweet she was, and as he watched her drag the annoying Ainu off, he fell in absolute love. He felt something right there in the pit of his chest, right there wher--oh, never mind, it was just heartburn. Maybe it was a TINGLY case of heartburn. Where, you know, you fall in love with the first person you see.
But, anyway, as all stories go, you can't fall in love just once and be in love forever. There has to be ANGST. And then resolution! And then, and only then, they can be in love and have sweet purple-and-blue haired babies.
He had a crush. And it was never to be! For he never saw her! Only Horohoro! Because Horohoro was always there. Stupid Horo. Ren really felt as though Horo was the number one obstacle in his path, the only one who guarded him from his one true love! If Horo weren't there, Pilika would surely fall right into his hands.
So, Ren consulted Anna.
Why Anna? Because, she was already in love, so much love. Yoh and herself were both in L-U-V LOVE! Even though it was arranged, somehow, someway, they made it through! Wow! And Anna could surely give him love advice. She was so nice, like that.
The blonde giggled girlishly, and blushed. "Oh Ren," She began, laughing. "You have to let him find his own love outside of his friends. He needs to be free! You must find someone!" And then, with a sly glimmer of beautiful brown eyes, she smiled. "I guess I could talk my best gal pal, Tamao into dating him. And then we could all go on triple dates! Oh my god! That would be so totally awesome!"
Yoh came up behind her, looking so pleasant as he wrapped his arms around his wife. "Dear, if you want. Though do you really think Tamao would go for him?"
"Oh yes!" Anna answered, once again, giggling like a school girl. "They would be SOOOO perfect together!"
Ren was confused from the moment they began to speak, and only caught a word or two. He sighed; he was only thinking of his one true love, Pilica. But then, the word Tamao caught his ears. He looked up. Tamao! That was it! Horo could fall in love with Tamao. And Anna was right, they were so freaking hot together.
So, the plan began. The plan to get Tamao to fall in love with Horo! AKA Special Love Secret Plan!