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FLASHBACK

"I think I'm in love." Summer said nervously to Marrissa.

"Really?"

"Ya."

"Duh."

"What?"

"Who didn't know that?"

"Me?"

"You're in love with Seth."

"How did? How can?"

"It's only the most obvious thing ever."

"Oh."

"So why do you?"

"Because Cohen is amazing."

"Could you be more vague?"

"Probably."

"I was being sarcastic." Marrissa said.

"So was I." Summer agreed, "Which we never were before Cohen came along and taught us all the meaning of irony, Jackass."

"Summer!"

"Sorry."

"So why do you love him again?"

"Because he's cute, funny, sweet, nice..."

"And?"

"Well..."

"Summer ew!"

"You asked."

"Ew!" Marrissa said again throwing a pillow at her.

"Oh no you didn't." Summer said throwing one back.

End flashback

"What are you thinking about?" Seth asked.

"Nothing." Summer replied.

"I know you, and you were thinking about something."

"No!"

"Yes."

"Fine."

"So tell me."

"I was thinking about when I told Marrissa how much I liked you."

"When did you tell her that?"

"It was after the first time..."

"Oh."

"Do I want to know?" Ryan asked from the other side of the table.

"It was probably the same time I was talking to you about nemo and stuff..." Seth explained.

"Oh." Ryan said with sudden understanding.

"What was that about?" Marrissa asked.

"Nothing." Seth said for Ryan.

"You tell us we'll tell you." Summer said decisively.

"I don't know..." Seth said.

"Come on Seth." Ryan said, "It's not that bad."

"For you." Seth argued.

"Come on Cohen." Summer urged.

"Fine." Seth caved.

Flashback

"Ryan." Seth called.

"Ya?"

"I had sex with a girl."

"What?"

"I had sex with a girl, Summer to be more specific."

"Really how was it?"

"I had sex with a girl."

"That bad huh?"

"There wer limbs everywhere. I was like a fish flopping around on dry land, I was like nemo and I just wanted to go home."

End flashback

Summer and Marrissa were keeling over laughing.

"It's not that funny." Seth defended.

"Yes, yes it is." Marrissa countered laughing still.

"Come on guys." Ryan said helping Seth.

"Nemo, nemo!" Summer said and fell laughing into Seth's shoulder.

"All right, all right it's your turn to tell." Seth said.

"Fine." Summer said straightening her shirt as she sat up.

FLASHBACK

"I think I'm in love." Summer said nervously to Marrissa.

"Really?"

"Ya."

"Duh."

"What?"

"Who didn't know that?"

"Me?"

"You're in love with Seth."

"How did? How can?"

"It's only the most obvious thing ever."

"Oh."

"So why do you?"

"Because Cohen is amazing."

"Could you be more vague?"

"Probably."

"I was being sarcastic." Marrissa said.

"So was I." Summer agreed, "Which we never were before Cohen came along and taught us all the meaning of irony, Jackass."

"Summer!"

"Sorry."

"So why do you love him again?"

"Because he's cute, funny, sweet, nice..."

"And?"

"Well..."

"Summer ew!"

"You asked."

"Ew!" Marrissa said again throwing a pillow at her.

"Oh no you didn't." Summer said throwing one back.

End flashback

"That was it!" Seth said in disgust.

"Yep." Summer and Marrissa said smiling.

"I traded my nemo story for that." Seth said.

"Yep." They both said again.

"Unbelievable." Seth sighed putting his head down on the table.

"I'm sorry baby." Summer said putting her hand on Seth's shoulder.

"Ya sure." Seth said sarcastically.

"I am." Summer said.

"Sure." Ryan said sarcastically.

"You don't trust us very much do you?" Marrissa asked Ryan.

"No." Ryan and Seth answered at the same time.

"Do you remember the day you guys redecorated my room?" Marrissa asked.

"How could we not?" Summer said.

"What happened when you guys were working on it?" Ryan asked.

Seth and Summer looked at each other and laughed.

"What?"

"Lots happened." Seth explained.

"Tell us." Marrissa pleaded.

"Let's start at the beginning." Summer suggested looking at Seth.

"Cool." Seth agreed.

Flashback

"I think your best friends bedroom is just really...disheveled." Seth said walking into the room.

"Ya, the cardboard boxes, I'm getting sort of a garage sale vibe." Seth finished.

"I know...they say your external life influences your internal life." Summer explained.

"Who says that?"

"I read it Elle Décor..."

"Did you?"

"Ya, your favorite magazine." Summer teased.

"Oh really..."

"Ya, it's no wonder she's been so depressed we need to surprise her and fix it up."

"Summer? You really think a little feng shui is gonna make her forget that her mom slept with her ex-boyfriend?"

"Hmm...It can't hurt."

"That's really sweet but...if we put a mirror on that opposing wall it could really open up the energy flow in this room." Seth sighed, "I think I know where you're going with this."

"To the hardware store."

"Whoa, to the hardware store? Like with the bolts and the screws and the skill saws?"

"You cry during chick flicks, you don't like hardware store the next thing you're going to tell me...you walk in on Ryan changing."

"Ha, ha, ha that's crazy." Seth laughed, "Alright to the hardware store."

End flashback

"Oh my god." Marrissa squealed.

"Ya." Ryan agreed.

"There's more." Summer said.

"Seth have you ever seen me changing?" Ryan asked.

"Very funny." Seth said not laughing.

"Next part, come on." Marrissa pleaded.

"Okay." Seth and Summer agreed.

Flashback

"I did it. Look." Seth said pointing at the nail in the wall.

"Wow. You hit a nail, Bob Vila's your bitch Cohen."

"Oh." Summer screamed as Seth hammered through the plaster.

"What? Why? That's not supposed to happen." Seth cried.

"You have to find the stud Cohen."

"You mean like you did Summer?"

"Just get me the stud finder."

"Oh Summer, I think you are the stud finder."

"You see this hammer in my hand?"

"Right I'm gonna get that stud finder, what does it look like?"

"And the level."

"What is a level."

"Don't you know what a level is?" Summer said exasperated.

"Ya, it's something you advance to in a video game."

"Ha, ha that's funny the toll doesn't know about tools."

"You know what my people we don't really build things, we're not what you would call handy, we hire people to do it." Seth paused, "Why don't we just get a contractor?"

Summer powered her drill.

"Or I could paint." Seth agreed grabbing the paintbrush.

"And here I thought you could only paint the ceiling." Summer ended.

Seth pretended to laugh before starting to paint.

End flashback

"You don't know what a level is?" Marrissa asked dumfounded.

"I do now, and that's what's important." Seth contradicted.

"Sure." Ryan said sarcastically.

"How about that dinner party?" Summer said.

"I know this part." Marrissa said.

"We all do." Ryan agreed.

"I want to tell it." Seth pleaded.

"Okay Cohen shoot." Summer said.

Flashback

"Hey man what's going on?" Ryan asked.

"What?" Seth asked panicked.

"What?"

"What?"

"What's going on?"

"Nothing...not one thing...why would anything be going on?"

Seth and Summer gestured wildly at each other. Ryan caught Seth mid gesture Seth rolled his hands and said, "I'm gonna go pee, so if anyone asks that's where I'll be. For awhile." Seth said walking off.

"'Kay." Ryan said.

End flashback

"There's more." Marrissa said.

"No there isn't." Seth defended.

"You just don't know it." Ryan reprimanded.

"Fine." Seth said.

"I'll tell." Marrissa said.

"'Kay." Ryan said.

Flashback

"He's getting weirder." Marrissa stated.

"Didn't think that was possible." Ryan agreed.

End flashback

"Hey." Seth said, as everyone was know laughing.

"It's funny." Summer said.

"No."

"Yes."

"Whatever."

"Is there more?" Summer asked.

"Duh." Ryan said at the same time as Marrissa.

"Ya all of us." Seth agreed.

"Right, the carebear stare." Summer agreed.

"There's parts where you guys weren't there that we'll tell." Ryan said.

"Okay, then I'll take over." Summer agreed.

"Coolie." Seth said.

Flashback

"Okay, so I'll, I'll call you?" Ryan asked.

"Cohen, I told you not to touch anything...ever." Summer squealed.

"You're such a dandy Cohen." Summer said.

"You're a dandy woman." Seth retorted.

"Go on take it."

"No, I don't want it."

"Here."

"Oh my god." Marrissa gasped when her and Ryan saw the room.

"Wha........." Marissa asked.

Everyone was silent for a few moments as Marrissa looked around the room.

"Those are tears of joy yes?" Seth asked.

"I, I don't know what to say."

"Summer did all the building, and the heavy lifting, and the wiring of the electronics, but I painted, I hear you're a Paris fan." Seth rambled.

"It's amazing." Marrissa said.

"This is so cool." Marrissa said sitting on her bed.

"And we looked through all your old toys and couldn't find any plastic horses but we did fine this." Summer said holding up a stuffed animal.

"Share bear!" Marrissa squealed, "wow."

"She'll watch over you with her care bear stare." Seth added.

"How do you know about the care bear stare?" Ryan asked.

"I painted that." Seth said pointing at the Paris wall.

"Yes you did." Summer agreed.

"I did." Seth added.

"Thanks guys I really needed this." Marrissa said as the group snuggled together on the bed.

"Sure, no problem." Seth said.

"For you." Summer contradicted, "You should see Cohen with a power saw." Summer added.

"How do you know about the care bear stare?" Ryan repeated.

"Leave it alone man." Seth said.

End flashback

"That was so awesome." Ryan said putting his arm around Marrissa. She leaned into him, snuggling against him.

Seth put his arm around Summer and they leaned back into the back of the couch.

"Do you remember the day of your grandpa's party?" Summer asked Seth looking up at him.

"Of course." Seth said.

"At the sauce stand, at the crabshack?" Summer asked.

"Oh god yes." Seth laughed.

"What, what happened?" Marrissa asked curiously.

"Well..." Summer said.

"I'll tell." Seth offered.

"Okay." Summer agreed.

Flashback

"Ew. Is there any napkins?" Summer asked.

Seth looked around, "No."

"Lick it." Summer said shoving her hand in his face.

"What?"

"I just got my nail's done, it'll ruin the polish."

"You lick it."

"Don't like piquant it's for Marrissa."

Seth looked from Summer's hand to her face and back at her hand he leaned in and licked it.

"Thanks."

"It's good."

"Now aren't you going to invite me to your grandpa's party?"

"I'm sorry Summer could you repeat that?"

"Your grandpa's having like this awesome party, it's at your house, I though we were friends."

"Wait a second, do you want me to ask you because you want to go with me, or because you want to go?"

Summer looked at him.

"Stupid question, see you at eight." Set finished walking back to their table.

End flashback

"He licked your finger?" Marrissa squealed.

"Yep." Seth said.

"I can't believe you actually asked her that." Ryan said to Seth.

"Asked her what?" Seth asked confused.

"You asked her 'Do you want me to ask you because you want to go with me, or because you want to go?'" Ryan said.

"Oh ya." Seth remembered.

"That was pretty stupid, especially since you would have invited her either way." Marrissa agreed.

"Well..." Seth said.

"You can't get out of how stupid that one sounded." Ryan said to Seth.

"Fine." Seth said.

"Leave him alone guys he was cute back then." Summer defended.

"Ya, what happened?" Marrissa asked.

"Hey." Seth and Summer said at the same time.

"Do you guys remember the LA?" Ryan asked suddenly.

"Of course." Seth said.

"Ya." Marrissa and Summer agreed.

"The boobs, the brawn, the brains, and the beauty." Seth remembered.

"That was so fun." Summer said.

"Or how about the Vegas?" Seth asked raising his eyebrows.

"You guys never did tell me everything about that." Marrissa agreed.

"I'll start." Summer offered.

"Okay." Ryan and Seth agreed.

Flashback

"Cohen!" Summer cried when she entered the bathroom where Seth was kissing another girl.

"Summer?" Seth asked incredulously.

"I tried to stop her." Ryan explained coming up behind Summer.

"Get away from him whore!" Summer ordered.

"Whoa, whoa, whoa." Seth stopped, "She's not a whore she goes to UNLV." Seth added.

"Oh, I'm sorry skank." Summer retorted.

End flashback

"Summer!" Marrissa squealed, "Seth!" She squealed again.

"What?" They both asked.

"Seth you kissed another girl." Marrissa paused, "And Summer you had no right to call her a whore or a skank."

"I did to." Summer defended.

"She kissed me." Seth defended.

"You looked pretty comfortable to me." Summer said to Seth slipping out from under his arm.

"I was not kissing her." Seth said.

"Were too." Summer said back.

"Was not."

"Were too."

"Was not."

"Guys, shall we not?" Marrissa said.

"Let's tell her about the angry trucker hat." Ryan suggested.

"Fine." Seth and Summer agreed sitting on opposite sides of the couch.

Flashback

"I can't believe he gave you his angry trucker hat." Seth remarked.

"He didn't give it too me I won it." Ryan defended.

"Well than that's not really winning then." Seth laughed.

"Hey be nice Cohen." Summer said, "You paid off your pimps and your hoes."

"Ya, but I did lose your barmizvah money, sorry." Ryan apologized.

"No I lost my barmizvah money, and I lost Teresa's money which is why we came here in the first place." Seth assured.

"Nah, that's not the only reason." Ryan said.

"You don't think this trip was a total waste?" Seth asked.

"Nah, no. We won some, we lost some, I say we're coming out of Vegas pretty much even." Ryan said.

"I think some of us are walking out of Vegas ahead." Seth said kissing Summer.

"Well, if it was up to you we probably wouldn't be walking out of Vegas at all." Summer laughed.

"Ya, well now we have a good Vegas story to tell." Seth said.

"I don't think you should tell people you lost your barmizvah money on prostitutes." Summer laughed again.

"Hey, you know what they say what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas." Ryan suggested.

"I thought that was Tijuana?" Summer asked.

"You know what I think, I think that hat should stay in Vegas." Seth said grabbing the trucker hat off of Ryan's head.

"Hey, hey." Ryan said to Seth.

But Seth had already thrown the hat off the side of the bridge.

End flashback

"Didn't it land in a gondola?" Summer asked.

"Ya." Seth agreed.

"You guys make it sound like you had so much fun." Marrissa said.

"We did," Seth agreed.

Seeing the sadness on Marrissa's face he added, "But it would have been much better with you."

"Thanks Seth." Marrissa said smiling.

During that story, Seth had slid over to Summer and put his arms around her.

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