just wanted to make sure that all of you know that my inspiration is from the stories: "Not Another DracoHermione Fic" by tHePuRpLeLuVeR, and "Harry Potter and the Unacceptable Title" by hermyandron4evr. great hysterical stories. read them, I swear they are totally worth the read!

Disclaimer: what the frik do you think?

Harry Potter and The No Plot Story

Chapter 1: The unrelated chapter

It was a sunny day in Townsville, er, I mean in the Wizarding World, when suddenly, "Ah! Help us Powerpuff Girls!" Ron cried out as he ran through the living room in his tighty-whities.

"Oh save him, almighty, wonderful, awesome, Powerpuff Girls, er, I mean Harry Potter!!!" Ginny screamed and started sucking on her thumb as she got into the fetal position. (A/N: "Abort the fetal position!" haha, great movie.)

Arriving out of a puff of smoke, the almighty Harry Potter comes to save his best friend.

"Doo, doo, doo, do, do do, doooo!" He sang the theme song to the Powerpuff Girls as he rushed over to the half naked Ron. "I am here, you are saved!" He then triumphantly walked out of the house and rode his awesome ass. Which is a donkey. Then it stopped, and took a dump. The poop came out of the ass of the ass, and it rode off into the sunset, or sunrise.

Somewhere over the rainbow...

"Oh my gosh!" Screamed the Powerpuff Girls. "The author stole part of out theme song! And the name of our city of Townsville! We must sue!!!!!!!!!!" Then they all flew to the house of the author.

"Noo!!!! Don't sue me! I'm a good girl!" She begged.

"Okay." They said and walked out of the door. Then came gasping and gapping. "You need a cliff hanger!"

The author gapped, or gasped, or graped. (luv ya hermyandron4evr, don't sue me) "Okay."

At the Granger's...

"Mom! Dad! I got a letter from Hogwarts that says...wait, I can't tell, the author said it's a cliffhanger! Dun, dun, dun!!!" Hermione exited. "Not much of one though..." What the Hell was that Hermione?!?!?!?!?! "I said nothing. Stupid author."

Well, what do you think? I also want some suggestions for the theme song, im gonna combine them. oh ya, DON'T SUE ME!!

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