yay! I got some reviews!!

Heather: heath, I really don't feel like it. don't worry I will bring the pix asked me to bring of CMM and JM to skool tomorrow. have a loli and thanx 4 reviewing!

deathdeath: nice name. I read its pronounced det-det, right? lol, yea beethhoven. but its not suppose to be that suppenseful music they play. but if its tha same as that, then ya. have a loli and thanx 4 reivewing!

X8DramaQueen8X: ah, a faithful reviewer of miyan. yay! I promise to keep going! have a loli and thanx 4 reivewing!

PhsycoChick991: haha, thanx. no I wasn't high, never tried drugs, only in mid skool. im a very very very random person. I last night (11/13/04) I was just feeling writtery (is that a word? it is now.) but I dint feel like writing my other story, which is all serious. I dint feel serious. I really never do. and I just finished reading another chapter of "Harry Potter and the Unacceptable Title" and I decided to write something like it. so I did. im a very random person. if you asked anyone of my friends they would tell you the same. im not messed up in the head. im a straight A student. my friends say im funny. and I think outloud sometimes. yea, and I just saw a commercial for the Powerpuff Girls (hate them) and so I wrote some stuff down. and now it's a story. thanx 4 reading have a loli and thanx 4 reivewing!

Lyra: that's alright, u don't gotta get it, its not suppose to really make sense. just a random story. plz keep raeding! have a loli and thanx 4 reivewing!

Disclaimer: I don't do this on my other story (READ IT! I hate the 1st 5 chaps) so I wont do it now.

Since no one suggested a song(s) i'll put one of my favorite song on it.

Fall to Pieces by Velvet Revolver

It's been a long year
Since you've been gone
I've been alone here
I've grown old
I fall to pieces, I'm falling
Fell to pieces and I'm still falling

Every time I'm falling down
All alone I fall to pieces

I keep a journal of memories
I'm feeling lonely, I can't breathe
I fall to pieces, I'm falling
Fell to pieces and I'm still falling

All the years I've tried
With more to go
Will the memories die
I'm waiting
Will I find you
Can I find you
We're falling down
I'm falling

Last time:

"Mom! Dad! I got a letter from Hogwarts that says...wait, I can't tell, the author said it's a cliffhanger! Dun, dun, dun!!!" Hermione exited. "Not much of one though..." What the hell was that Hermione?!?!?!?!?! "I said nothing. Stupid author."

Now the story!!!!

Harry Potter and The No Plot Story

Chapter 2: The real first chapter

"So this is the chapter that I reveal I'm Head Girl right?" Hermione asked.

"Didn't you see the camera man tell you 'we're on'? Gah, you messed it up. I can't believe I agreed to do this live." The author shook her head and told the audience to forget everything that just happened.

"5, 4, 3, 2, 1. Your on." The cameraman counted down.

"Mom, Dad! I'm Head Girl!" Hermione screamed at the top of her lungs. Not much of a surprise thanks to a certain bushy haired girl.

"Great job!" Her parents said in monotone.

"Be happy!" She whined.

"Great job!!!" They hopped up and down, then on the table. Then they stopped . They kissed each other and then re-said their vows, then they jumped up and down again. "We're so proud!" Mrs. Granger hugged Hermione. From now on, she will be called Pooky. "We must throw a party for out little baby!" Pooky added.

"Yes! We must!" Mr. Granger agreed. He will be called Browngenrefden, but for short, we shall call him Gen-fu. (A/N: D.O.A., don't sue)

"No! My friends don't know, I want it to stay that way!" Hermy-Wormy complained. Then she ran to her room and started crying.

Malfoy mansion...

"I'm Head Boy. Just great. Now I have to share a common room with Mudblood." Draco thought outloud. I should get out of the habit of calling her "Mudblood" if we're gonna fall in love later. He thought inloud.

"How come there is a word called outloud but not an inloud." Thought Lucius Malfoy, who came out of nowhere. "Come Draco, we must get to the platform."

"But it's only August 23." He protested.

"Not according to this." He gave Draco a note.

Draco,

Today, August 23rd, is now September 1st. Good day.

The very gay,

Dumbledore

a.k.a. Prettiful Unicorn

"See? Let's go." Lucius said to him.

"Aha! I am prettifuler than you Lucius Malfoy!" Legolas appeared out of nowhere and yelled at his face! "My hair is longer, whiter, and prettier!"

Then they started to fight. Then they braided each others hair. When Lucius pulled too tight, Legolas screamed, "Shit! Ouch! It's on, girlfriend!" With the whole snap thing.

"Oh, bring it, sistah!" Lucius screamed back. Then he bitch slapped Legolas.

"Catfight!" The Powerpuff Girl screamed. Then Draco went to platform 9 ¾ and kissed Pansy in front of Hermy-Wormy. He was slapped, then he cried.

hehe, still no sense. that's fine. ill start making it longer, promise. GIVE ME SOME SUGGESTIONS ON THE THEME SONG! ILL PUT THEM ALL TOGETHER TO MAKE IT!

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