Only as Strong

Chapter 1

Proof That Women Have Needs! (that mainly consist of torturing men)


Okay, so maybe it wasn't a good idea. Maybe she should have just waited back at the garage like he had asked her to. Maybe then she wouldn't be stuck out here in this god forsaken weather from a frozen hell!

Oh, but that was getting off track. She was always getting of track when it came to 'him'.

That rat bastard.

That cold hearted, evil, evil little man.

That--

"What was that?!" She squeaked, ducking down into the brush.

There was heavy breathing...a few grunts and curses.

Her eyes narrowed; sick horrible images finding there way into her brain. That consisted mainly of a fat plumber, a rench, and a mindful of thinking they were alone...

'I swear to Mar...if someone is out here planning on doing THAT right in front of me--'

But the sound stopped, causing her to sigh in near-relief. Maybe it was just a squirrel, she thought vaguely.

Oh, yes...because squirrels just love snow and bitter, ice chilling wind that could kill off a bird with one gust.

Then again, she didn't know much about squirrels. Hated birds too. Didn't know much about Jak either. Atleast, not this Jak.

She shivered. 'I need to stop thinking and look!'

Look for what though? She glanced around, hugging herself closer. Jak obviously wasn't going to back for awhile.

Come to think of it: Why was she looking for him? When the man plainly gave no sign that he had wanted her too?

Curiousity? Yeah...let's go with that. Keira was just curious. Curious, as to why the hell Jak wanted her to be so damn far away from this area.

Not that she had ever really considered coming to the Plumping Station, mind you. He just had to be so frickin' blunt about her never setting a foot near it. So, here she was.

Cold, freezing, pissed off, and had a head full of different poisening methods.

Painfully slow, poisoning methods.

One's that had to do with a certain blond, pig-headed--

"Think happy thoughts, Keria!" She told herself, as she literally fought her way out of the bushes.

Damn bushes.

Damn stupid, prickly ass bushes!

Well, jeez, its cold. What the hell did you expect? That she get on her hands and knees and pray to the almighty that the bushes kindly move their big stupid asses out of the way?! Since, the one she really wanted to beat the living crap out of wasn't even there?!

Well, she didn't think so. Not that I said anything.

She let out an aggrivated sigh, climbing her way up to the valve. Jak had to be up there. He wasn't anywhere else!

It was then that she started to panic. What the hell was she going to say to the guy anyway?

Quick, Jak, take me! Right here against these frozen pipes! I don't care if my skin gets stuck and and possibly freezes, because I want you so damn bad!

Yeah...because that would happen.

Though, what she saw as she neared her destination had her head spinning.

'What the fu--'

Screw poison...those twigs and pebbles would do nicely.


Author's Note:

Jynxie: Short chapter? Yes. Funny? Who the hell knows? It's your opinion. That is, if you people review...since you should...because instead of uploading I Miss Kansas, like I should've, I created this piece from hell. AND I NEED OPINIONS DAMMIT!

Muse: We need to work on your people skills, you know that?

Jynxie: (eyes shift) Uh...What people skills?

Muse: (thinks) Nevermind...