Stupid By RayPark
A/N I OWN NOTHING NADDA NIENTA.... I'M POOR... so don't sue me! REALLY STUPID! Maybe disturbing.
Toad walks into the room.
Toad: Hey mystique, Guess who I am!
Mystique looks up, screams and runs away.
Toad: What?
Magnito walks in
Toad: Hey Maggie, guess who I am.
Magnito screams in a high pitched prepy girly voice and runs away.
Toad: What is up with everyone? God, its Halloween its not like their not dressed up!
Sabertooth walks in.
Toad: Hey sabertooth guess what I am!
Sabertooth: Toad, you scare me...
Toad looks down at his tight leather X-men suit that was stuffed with cleanex.
Sabertooth: Where did you get that anyway?
Toad: Kurt stole it from Storm for me...
Sabertooth: And the wig?
Toad: ... Uh... It was... uh... Magnito's!
Saberooth: Riiiiight. Its yours isn't it?
Toad sighs: Yes.
Sabertooth bursts out laughing.
Sabertooth: What do you do with it? Wait... I don't want to know.
Toad: No you don't.
(Silence. que cricket noises)
Sabertooth: Ok tell me.
Toad: Noooooo.
Sabertooth: Please.
Toad: Noooo.
Sabertooth: Why?
Toad: No
Sabertooth: Why?
Toad: I said No.
Sabertooth: So I said why!
Toad sighs.
Toad: Fine, I dance infront of the mirror.
Sabertooth: That's it?
Toad shyly: No...
Sabertooth: Not naked! 0o
Toad blushes. Saberooth bursts out laughing again.
Toad: Screw you guys I'm going trick or treating.
Sabertooth still laughing: Make sure you go to the institute, maybe Storm will lend you some of her makup!
Toad: No she won't, I already have it.
Sabertooth starts laughing harder. Toad gets mad and takes his purse of the table and walkes like a model out of the room with his right hand on his hip. Mystique and Magnito poke there heads back in.
Mystique: Is he gone?
Sabertooth: Yes