Konnichi-wa! This is mainly about the ancient Egypt aspect of YuGiOh, with a few OCs, including one of my friend's that I stole. P. Seto, or Sutekhotep (I made up his Egyptian name) is the priest that looked like Kaiba, if anyone's wondering. My friend's and my theory is that his soul was trapped in the Millenium Rod and has found or made a physical body. He lives with his girlfriend, Ally, in the Kaiba mansion with Kaiba's 17-year-old son, Seto Kaiba II, or just Seto. He's supposedly Seto's cousin, so he can live in style!

Set is the ancient Egyptian god of chaos. Some people say he's the god of evil too, and I've made him kinda evil in this, but he's really not.

And when I talk about "energy," I mean the person's aura. Like on the Yu Yu Hakusho series, they shoot energy at each other? My characters can use their auras as weapons too.

I own things, but not YuGiOh. Sadness…

That grating, hideous voice kept talking in his head. He had done his best to ignore it, but it was driving him mad.

"WHY ARE YOU BOTHERING ME?"

"I have the right." The evil sound echoed through P. Seto's brain.

"You do not! It's my head!" he yelled back.

Set gave a small, low laugh. "But I created you. You are a result of my generosity."

P. Seto snorted. "Yeah, right."

"Very well, then. If I did not create you, then why is your energy red like mine? Hm?"

"Maybe I made it that way!"

"I would know if you had. You are merely extension of my power; therefore, I know everything about you."

"Oh yeah? Well, if you knew so much about me, you'd know that this little chat is getting you nowhere!"

"Ah, but it's getting me everywhere," Set laughed maliciously. "You're weakening. I can feel your resistance slowly but surely diminishing."

"You wish! I could kill you five times and come back for more!"

"Really?" The evil god's voice was filled with fake surprise. "Then why don't you do so?"

The priest paused. "It'd be too easy. And I don't feel like it."

Set cackled loudly. "Of course! Because this ignorant priest can do everything! Correct? I mean, really. Name one thing you think you cannot do."

P. Seto appeared in front of Set. "LEAVE YOU ALIVE!" He emptied about three-quarters of his energy into one blast. It filled the room and snatched Set off his feet. He was pushed through several walls until the priest turned the miniature sun upwards and the god fell in a heap of debris and lay there, motionless. P. Seto walked over the broken walls until he stood next to the smoking pile of red fur and flesh. He looked up into the sky and watched the glowing red ball become another star in the velvet night sky. The young priest looked down at what was left of the god and laughed an evil laugh. "Well," he said, "it seems as though the malefactor has been surpassed by the, should I say, maleficent!" He laughed some more, savoring his victory. When he got tired of that, he found the door, stepped out, deciding that he would walk home. He thought about what the people who saw that spectacle, if there were any, would think. Maybe someday, he joked with himself, a story would be told about the legendary Sutekhotep.

A laugh.

"Hehehe…"

It started softly at first, but it carried more evil than any sound known to man. Then it started to grow.

"HehehahahaHAHAHAHAHAAA!"

The horror of his laugh would have made anyone go insane. Suddenly the god of chaos stood and brushed himself off. "Foolish priest. He should never have even betrayed me all those centuries ago." He followed the young man's trail off into the night.

Well, there ya go! Reviews are loved, and if you must, go ahead and flame. I know it sucked…

Later!